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Amazing race

January 18th 2009 8:08 am
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They were watching tv at lunch today. Bad habit, I know. The documentary was on the Iditarod. Watching the sled dogs in action, I was suddenly inspired to join the Iditarod myself. Yes, I think I will sign up for the next one.

I thought, even though I am very smart, I don't want to be the first dog leading the rest. I want to be the last dog, just before the sled. Then when the race starts, ah bee can carry me onto the sled and I can get a free ride. I even know to say "gee" when I want the dogs to go to the left. Or is it right.

But fomfomfom says the dogs will be going in circles since I only know "gee" and not the other command. I dunno, I just thought it would be nice to have some ambition in life.

I. Will. Conquer. Alaska.

 

Hockabaloo

January 17th 2009 8:40 am
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Fomfomfom says she wants to skin the security guard. I agree.

 

I am a lean and mean pai-c machine

January 16th 2009 7:18 am
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Ah bee kissed me early this morning and told me she won't be coming back tonight. She's going to a retreat. I thought that was very strange. She had just started work and should be trying to advance. Instead the whole firm has gone into retreat.

I dunno.

 

Fat hope

January 15th 2009 7:19 am
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This uncle told fomfomfom this evening that he wished he were me, coz fomfomfom and company take such good care of me.

I strutted off arrogantly coz I am me.

 

A life of danger

January 14th 2009 5:38 am
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Oh, how the wind blows. Everyday, I fear I would be blown away. So far so good. But there is no guarantee of safety. I heard temperatures in Thailand dropped to 2 degrees in the north. And 25 people froze to death in a day in Taiwan.

What's a flying shih tzu in Singapore?

 

Twilight

January 13th 2009 7:51 am
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I ate everything I could find on the ground and fomfomfom got angry again. So she hauled me home after 40 minutes of walk and scolded me. After dinner, we went down again coz fomfomfom is a softie at heart.

We met a little canadian girl who was with her father. She came to me and patted my head and gibbered to me. I thought we were cool so I stood on my hind legs and kissed her face. The silly thing started crying and was inconsolable. Of course she stopped, but only after a terribly long while and we think she's so silly coz she's only 2 years old. Just a baby.

We walked till twilight and it was my first time walking till so late. I want to do that everyday, but minus the 2 year old twit.

 

I am such a poor thing

January 12th 2009 7:03 am
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My birthday was two days ago but no one remembered it. They even made fun of me that day, fomfomfom taking off my collar and throwing it to cha some distance away, making me walk to cha to have it put on and then back to fomfomfom who'd take it off again. It's ah bee's birthday today and everyone remembered.

Not only were they not apologetic, fomfomfom even got angry at me today. I only ate 2 chicken bones during my walk, and she lost her temper and dragged me home after only 20 minutes downstairs. I tried to say sorry but she won't even feed me kibble by kibble. For the first time in a very very very long while, I had to eat my kibble myself out of the bottle cap.

I approached fomfomfom a few times and looked at her with big watery eyes but she stayed angry. Only ah ma would give me the time of day and she sayang-ed me and said poor thing and patted me.

Half an hour of misery is a lifetime. Later fomfomfom was appeased and brought me downstairs again. We walked for one and a half hours. I was happy again.

 

Emptiness does not become a bottle cap

January 11th 2009 7:29 am
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Fomfomfom told everyone I was very playful tonight. But I think it's not my fault. She showed me the cap of my kibble jar, and tried to cap my nose, my ears, and then she hovered it above my head and told it to beam me up. I jumped and jumped and stood on my hind legs and tried to hit fomfomfom with my hands. I was so agitated fomfomfom surrendered and made me eat supper.

Out of that cap of course. A bottle cap should not be empty. When fomfomfom filled the cap with kibble, I calmed down and ate my supper like a good girl. Then she screwed the cap back on the jar and I couldn't play with it anymore. So I bit shiu shiu who squealed and squeaked and they all said I was too playful tonight.

I don't think so.

 

My pillow

January 10th 2009 6:41 am
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My new pink pillow has a pillowcase now. It is bright and colorful. I think it's quite nice, so I sniffed at it and maybe I will rest on it when I deign to.

I like new things.

 

foo...

January 9th 2009 7:08 am
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The wind was so strong today I got a little frightened listening to it. Then fomfomfom brought me down for my walk and the wind almost blew me away. My ears flapped and fomfomfom held on to my leash tight in case I became airborne. It was an adventure.

 
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