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August 22nd 2009 9:04 am
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I was watching tv with fomfomfom and ah ma. This dog trainer showed his audience a black mongrel who had met with an accident and had his front legs amputated up to his shoulders. He was left with only his hind legs.

He had been trained for ten plus days and could stand just using his hind legs, but he still kept falling on his face. They had given him a name, literally Violent Dragon. I think it refers to his will to stand, and that was why they didn't euthanise him.

All the celebrity guests were crying and I wanted to cry too. I feel so sad that such misfortunes have to happen in the world. It's almost too much to bear.


Chicken wings

August 21st 2009 8:37 am
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Ah ma likes buying shrimp paste chicken wings whenever she goes to town. I always insist on having my share, which is half of whatever fomfomfom is having and whatever scraps I can harrass cha into giving me.

And ah ma was so happy shopping these 2 days she forgot there's no more pork in the fridge. So she had to boil me a chicken thigh for dinner. Which fomfomfom doped with my joint supplements. Shrimp paste chicken wings are dope free and organic.

It's chicken day.


Smoke gets in my big beautiful eyes

August 20th 2009 9:12 am
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It was the start of the hungry ghosts festival. Everywhere people were burning paper money, and there were huge containers placed all over the place for this purpose billowing smoke. Me and fomfomfom, we sat somewhere for 10 minutes, and we were smoked for 10 minutes, all the while wondering where the smoke was coming from since we couldn't see anything burning near us. It didn't matter, really. Smoke was just everywhere. Anyway the important thing is, I have to watch where I pee this month, mustn't offend anyone of this world or the next, joss sticks are king.

Back to this world. Bean bean. Fomfomfom held up her front paws and I immediately got behind her and humped away. The vet woman said I'm a dominant female so I must behave as a dominant female does. Bean bean's maid and her friend stood watching in awe at my lengthy display, finally asking fomfomfom if I am a girl as they had always thought I was. Fomfomfom said I'm a crazy girl and put bean bean down. Bean bean got angry, but she's not a dominant female so I'm da boss.



August 19th 2009 5:57 am
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Fomfomfom got a haircut today. Then we met eliza at the playground and she asked fomfomfom,are you your sister?

We didn't quite know how to answer that.



August 18th 2009 8:32 am
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The pakistani kid stood behind me and announced to his two friends who were after his life that if they try to hit him, they will hit me. Fomfomfom flared up and told him it's not a good tactic and if any of them hits me, she'll tell his parents. Then she ordered them all to scram and kill one another somewhere else. We couldn't care less if they really did.

As we were cursing the darn boys, we met Baby, who was shaved. Apparently she had a bad case of ticks but she's better now. Her owner said the monthly heartworm tablet Baby's on is of no use at all.

I dunno, but I don't have ticks and I run in the grass all day long. Maybe ticks prefer schnauzers.



August 17th 2009 6:59 am
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My evening walk was more than an hour today. That is a great achievement because ah bee had insisted my walks be kept short. I don't like this arthritis thing. I'm so bored at home, I like to be downstairs. So fomfomfom thought of an idea. I would walk for 15 minutes and sit around the rest of the time watching the world go by. Ah bee won't kill her and I get to be out of the house.

It's almost like the good ol' days. Beam.


The ants bit me

August 16th 2009 7:33 am
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So I bit Ah bee.



August 15th 2009 11:41 am
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Today I met an old friend of mine. Remember Patch from the gardens? We bumped into him at the vet and he looks exactly the same as I remember him. That made me miss my friends from the gardens. I haven't seen them in a long long time. But I have new friends now so I guess I shouldn't be too upset.

Ah bee only managed to empty one anal sac today. She couldn't locate the other one. The vet woman said that the other one sank, that's why. Then she promptly emptied it. Ah bee was a little embarrassed and very relieved she didn't have to do it.

Fomfomfom grilled the vet woman about my arthritis and the vet woman said that there is this injection that would slow down the degeneration of my joints. This was where Fomfomfom wanted to strangle her. Now you tell us.

But first, we will do extensive research on this injection thingy just to be sure it won't do more harm than good.


My new scarf

August 14th 2009 8:55 am
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Cha came back from Taiwan today and bought me a new scarf. It's black and pink, I look so smart wearing it. I will wear it downstairs tomorrow to show everyone my new scarf and they will be envious.


First steps

August 13th 2009 8:11 am
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It was a momentous day. We saw the hairy girl walk on her own. She's finally grown up, we almost shed tears.

Next, she'll be mumbling gibberish like Nicky. How lovely.

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