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YOG

August 26th 2010 9:13 am
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It's the closing ceremony of the youth olympics today. I didn't really feel very olympicky during the 2 weeks of games.

I guess I prefer the grown-up version coz I'm a big girl now.

 

Smells like garbage

August 25th 2010 8:38 am
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They like to eat durian, that smelly thing, with their fingers and then feed me. It's not that they don't wash their hands after eating, but the smell lingers like, well, a bad smell.

They'll hold my kibble, and say, here koochi eat, my sweet honeybuns. Then I smell nothing but their durian fingers and I run away.

I don't like durian. I used to eat it when I was a baby and knew nothing but now I've grown up and I don't like it anymore. That thing must be banned from the house.

 

From bad to worse

August 24th 2010 9:00 am
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It's not my fault I get tired out after my evening walk and I sleep from 8 till 11pm. Then they wake me up to eat my supper and cha scolds me for refusing to sleep immediately after that. I mean, I need to stretch my limbs and run about a little after a nap and all that, right? Cha is threatening not to let me nap from tomorrow onwards.

The abuse is getting very abusive.

 

Fwahahahahahaha

August 23rd 2010 8:16 am
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Ah ma finally went to the dentist who informed her she's gotta do root canals on two or three teeth.

Giggles.

 

So when do they start making sense

August 22nd 2010 9:21 am
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Today we met a little gir downstairs. Actually she's not that little; she looks like she's about nine. So anyway she ran towards us and asked to pat me. Then she asked Ah bee if I'm a Shih Tzu.

So Ah bee said yes and then she said, "I have a Shih Tzu too and he's also a dog."

Well thank goodness for that!

 

Heads I win, tails I still win

August 21st 2010 1:08 pm
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Fomfomfom tells me Ah bee went to the casino. So I got her to tell Ah bee to put one hundred on black for me.

I don't actually care what the outcome is; I just need to see one hundred bucks in my shoebox tomorrow morning.

She is lucky I didn't insist on a thousand.

 

Poor loser

August 20th 2010 6:37 am
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Someone went to the casino and lost $26 million in 3 days. Then he's suing the casino for granting him too much credit.

What bad manners he has.

 

So girly

August 19th 2010 8:06 am
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Cha put me in a dress today. It was a sleeveless blue dress and everyone laughed at me. I kept stepping on it so fomfomfom knotted it up at my waist. It was almost fashionable.

Now they're talking of making me wear pyjamas so I won't get cold at night. Oh dear.

 

Sucked dry

August 18th 2010 8:51 am
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Another one of those prehistoric-looking ticky-mitey thing fomfomfom found along my lower jaw! Then, she found another different ticky thing at the same spot! Oh my poor pingping, ah ma cooed, imagine all those parasites feasting on you!

So I got me pig's liver for dinner. To nourish my blood.

 

Parasite

August 17th 2010 9:27 am
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Yesterday fomfomfom found a new kind of parasite on my neck. It was grey and fat and popped juicily. Today cha found another on my right eyelid. Fomfomfom had to pull it off my eyelid and everyone was heartbroken.

I tell them it's coz of the rain and all the parasites were going to drown. That's why they sought refuge with me. My mamas aren't that hospitable.

 
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