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Smoke gets in my big beautiful eyes

August 20th 2009 9:12 am
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It was the start of the hungry ghosts festival. Everywhere people were burning paper money, and there were huge containers placed all over the place for this purpose billowing smoke. Me and fomfomfom, we sat somewhere for 10 minutes, and we were smoked for 10 minutes, all the while wondering where the smoke was coming from since we couldn't see anything burning near us. It didn't matter, really. Smoke was just everywhere. Anyway the important thing is, I have to watch where I pee this month, mustn't offend anyone of this world or the next, joss sticks are king.

Back to this world. Bean bean. Fomfomfom held up her front paws and I immediately got behind her and humped away. The vet woman said I'm a dominant female so I must behave as a dominant female does. Bean bean's maid and her friend stood watching in awe at my lengthy display, finally asking fomfomfom if I am a girl as they had always thought I was. Fomfomfom said I'm a crazy girl and put bean bean down. Bean bean got angry, but she's not a dominant female so I'm da boss.



August 19th 2009 5:57 am
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Fomfomfom got a haircut today. Then we met eliza at the playground and she asked fomfomfom,are you your sister?

We didn't quite know how to answer that.



August 18th 2009 8:32 am
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The pakistani kid stood behind me and announced to his two friends who were after his life that if they try to hit him, they will hit me. Fomfomfom flared up and told him it's not a good tactic and if any of them hits me, she'll tell his parents. Then she ordered them all to scram and kill one another somewhere else. We couldn't care less if they really did.

As we were cursing the darn boys, we met Baby, who was shaved. Apparently she had a bad case of ticks but she's better now. Her owner said the monthly heartworm tablet Baby's on is of no use at all.

I dunno, but I don't have ticks and I run in the grass all day long. Maybe ticks prefer schnauzers.



August 17th 2009 6:59 am
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My evening walk was more than an hour today. That is a great achievement because ah bee had insisted my walks be kept short. I don't like this arthritis thing. I'm so bored at home, I like to be downstairs. So fomfomfom thought of an idea. I would walk for 15 minutes and sit around the rest of the time watching the world go by. Ah bee won't kill her and I get to be out of the house.

It's almost like the good ol' days. Beam.


The ants bit me

August 16th 2009 7:33 am
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So I bit Ah bee.



August 15th 2009 11:41 am
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Today I met an old friend of mine. Remember Patch from the gardens? We bumped into him at the vet and he looks exactly the same as I remember him. That made me miss my friends from the gardens. I haven't seen them in a long long time. But I have new friends now so I guess I shouldn't be too upset.

Ah bee only managed to empty one anal sac today. She couldn't locate the other one. The vet woman said that the other one sank, that's why. Then she promptly emptied it. Ah bee was a little embarrassed and very relieved she didn't have to do it.

Fomfomfom grilled the vet woman about my arthritis and the vet woman said that there is this injection that would slow down the degeneration of my joints. This was where Fomfomfom wanted to strangle her. Now you tell us.

But first, we will do extensive research on this injection thingy just to be sure it won't do more harm than good.


My new scarf

August 14th 2009 8:55 am
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Cha came back from Taiwan today and bought me a new scarf. It's black and pink, I look so smart wearing it. I will wear it downstairs tomorrow to show everyone my new scarf and they will be envious.


First steps

August 13th 2009 8:11 am
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It was a momentous day. We saw the hairy girl walk on her own. She's finally grown up, we almost shed tears.

Next, she'll be mumbling gibberish like Nicky. How lovely.


Salmon's not good enough

August 12th 2009 6:56 am
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I don't like it that my walks now are now only twice a day and only 15 minutes each time. I'm still limping a little but I'm fine. Like just now, ah gong came home, I sprinted twice around the living room like an olympic champion. Ah ma and ah gong were so impressed.

That fomfomfom got the idea that fish fat is good for my arthritis and keeps feeding me salmon. It makes me smell fishy and it's not as nice as pork. I refused to eat my dinner today until she sighed and threw in some pig stummy.

This can't go on.


Smellin' like fish

August 11th 2009 6:05 am
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They were miserly with my walks today. I only went down twice and they added up to a total of 30 minutes. How unhappy. But I'm happy to report I'm feeling better today and I didn't need the painkillers fomfomfom went out to get this morning. And ah ma has changed my diet to fish. It was red snapper for lunch and salmon for dinner. It should have been red grouper for lunch, but one can always count on fomfomfom to buy the wrong thing from the supermarket. How nice grouper would have been. Snapper was hard and fishy. Fomfomfom had to endure the snapper for her lunch too, giggles.

We met Jonathan in the afternoon. He was already running amok at 4 plus in the afternoon. He said a cheery hello and asked fomfomfom if I'm a shih tzu-ki. Fomfomfom said, say what? Shih-tzu-ki, Jonanthan said and the pakistani kid screeched, he means suzuki! Everyone was confused and Jon asked for my japanese name.

?? Fomfomfom told him my name is xiaoping and I'm a shih-tzu. Then we left before the kids lowered our IQs further.

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