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Centre of the world

October 14th 2010 9:11 am
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Ah bee came back and complained to us how her friend is very self-centred. We jeered her friend and felt good about ourselves. Then fomfomfom said only one person in the whole wide world can be self-centred--Me. The Ping. That's coz I'm the centre of their world and my mamas orbit around me.

And that's the absolute truth!

 

My mamas' schweet teeth

October 13th 2010 6:03 am
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I am a schweet schweet honey buns. Why?

 

Sweltering

October 12th 2010 7:29 am
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This weather is most reprehensible. It is so humid someone might drown. To think it rained this morning. It is most shameful.

I told ah ma to switch on the aircon for me.

 

A hard day's work

October 11th 2010 5:06 am
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Ah ma went to the casino today. She'd been practicing hard on her nintendo roulette game for several days now. I think she was in real good standing to take the casino to the cleaners today.

Alas, it was not to be. Well, it wasn't too bad; ah ma won a few hundred dollars. But she lamented it really wasn't easy. I could hear the fatigue in her voice as she related the story of the ferocious battle today.

I got $100 for my shoebox. Beams.

 

101010

October 10th 2010 9:02 am
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That's today's date. It's supposed to mean perfection. But my day ain't so perfect.

It's my birthday. I'm 6 years and 10 months exactly today. But I didn't get a cake, or pork knuckle, or anything at all. Ah bee wasn't around when I woke up; fomfomfom ran off early in the morning and apparently she spent her time playing with a baby terrier called yoyo. How unhappy I was.

But ah bee was even unhappier. Her friend's wedding on this happy date was a nightmare coz the bride had the opinion it is the wedding of the century and behaved like a zilla. How strange some people are.

And on top of it all, the weather sucked.

 

Bliss

October 9th 2010 8:51 am
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It's great that Fomfomfom is back. Today she went out and bought me a whole bag of tidbits. Just so she won't repeat the veal booboo, she called Ah bee and asked if venison is deer. Ah bee and I googled it and yes venison is deer. Green light!

She also got me some oral care kibble, like what I used to eat when I was younger. But she didn't read and the lamb formula she got has chicken in it. Ya I know right. So anyway, she's going to exchange it for something that won't give me the itchies.

Later I lay amongst my many packets of tidbits. It was bliss.

 

Fom who?

October 8th 2010 12:12 pm
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Fomfomfom came back today. For a moment I didn't quite recognise her. It was like who are you stranger and what are you doing in my house.

Then she whipped out two hundred dollars and presto my memory came back instantaneously.

 

Granny undies

October 7th 2010 10:53 am
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Ah bee came back with this funny looking bubble tube dress. It's for her friend's wedding. She informed Ah ma that it's very tight and she will need Ah ma to zip her up coz she cannot do it herself. What did I tell her about detoxing this week? But did she listen to me? Noooo. And now how? Fatty bee and tight dress.

So anyway, the point is, the dress is tres tight. And Ah ma expressed concern that the dress might rip, if it's as tight as what Ah bee claims. So Ah ma very helpfully suggested perhaps Ah bee should wear some tight girdle like undies. And she ran to her room, pulled one out from her drawer and did a show and tell. Something like this, this is what you want, she says.

You should have seen Cha and Ah bee's faces.

"I won't die if the dress rips BUT I WILL DIE IF IT RIPS AND I AM WEARING GRANNY UNDIES! I WILL DIE!"

Giggles and shizzles.

 

What does one have to do to get some respect around here

October 6th 2010 11:03 am
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That Fomfomfom, she has got no respect for me. I told her to place a bet for me, a hundred bucks on black. What did she do? She said pooooh pingping has no luck and she only put ten dollars on black. And what happens? BLACK!

I don't care. Plus the bet the other day, she's better be waving two hundred bucks in front of me before I'd let her in through the gate.

See what happpens when you don't listen to me?

 

When will Fomfomfom be back

October 5th 2010 11:34 am
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I've been keeping a lookout for Fomfomfom. It's boring without her around; Ah bee can't even do the goodnight routine properly. A poor substitute at best.

They told me she will be back before I know it. That's what they say.

This trip better be good for her coz she ain't going anywhere for a long time. I won't let her.

Hmph.

 
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