Close X

 

Turn Left Turn Right

(Page 228 of 377: Viewing Diary Entry 2271 to 2280)  
[First 10 Diary Entries] Page Links:  223  224  225  226  227  228  229  230  231  232  233  [Last 10 Diary Entries]  

Imprisoned!

September 20th 2010 8:35 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

It was a bad day. The man came early in the morning to waterproof our balcony. Cha imprisoned me in my room coz I was such a good hostess. Later they let me out but put a leash on me. I was tied to fomfomfom's big toe.

I can think of better ways to spend the day. Really.

 

Where is ah bee?

September 19th 2010 5:18 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I noticed ah bee has been missing since yesterday. Hmmm, where has she gone gallivanting this time?

Fomfomfom told me she's in hong kong, and has taken the ferry to macau just to place a bet for me.

Ok, i forgive ah bee.

 

Stoopid!

September 18th 2010 8:16 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today I had my weekly bath, and fomfomfom made ah ma put extra shampoo on me. It is anti-bacteria and will ease my itch, Fomfomfom explained to me as she rubbed it into my skin.

So why didn't you bathe me with it 2 days ago when I was itchiest, I asked. Oops, Fomfomfom was red-faced.

Not thinking at all.

 

Pink!

September 17th 2010 9:48 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today I met mimi and janice. They'd both been shaved down almost to the pink. I tried not to giggle coz they looked so funny and different. Mimi looked like a big rat and janice looked like a, well, dog.

Ticks, their maid told us. Ticks are bad.

 

6.15kg

September 16th 2010 9:39 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today fomfomfom and cha brought me to the vet coz they were worried about my right eye. So they weighed me and I put on a few grams, so what. The fuss they made, you'd think I'd suddenly turned into a boy. Pffttt.

Anyway it was a different vet woman this time. I'd seen her for a scratched eye before; turns out this time I'd also scratched my eye. Fomfomfom was scolded for giving me beef that made me so itchy that I scratched my eye, and was altogether very unpopular in that room.

Then they had Robert empty my anal sacs and I stank up the room and cha demanded an e-collar so I can look glamorous in the style of the rollicking medieval past, and to complete the theme of the day, they bought me a brand new toothbrush.

That's right. It's abuse-the-xp day.

 

Extreme misery

September 15th 2010 9:17 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today my itchy bumps flourished. There are so many I was so miserable. So were my mamas. Fomfomfom kept apologising to me and cha kept scolding her. Ok, I guess no one in this house will ever forget what venison is.

Then at night my right eye was all red and unopenable. My mamas went wild with panic and dropped eyedrops in my eye. They tried to entice me with a belly-rub to convince themselves that if I were not avoiding them, I should be feeling fine. They were heart-brokenly rubbing my belly when I stood up and flashed them my big bright eyes.

They whoopeed and spread the news around the house that my eye is fine, and then said I'm a dirty girl who rubs her eye with a dirty paw.

 

My favourite nightmare is back

September 14th 2010 9:35 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Cha is back! I didn't notice she was gone, though. Oh, now I remember it's fomfomfom who's been bunking in my bedroom these couple of nights. Oh well. Anyway, cha came back with a big black bag, so I said welcome back!

Today, a lot of bumps erupted on my skin, it's those venison sausages fomfomfom's been feeding me. Her English's so bad she didn't know venison is beef, which I'm allergic to. I tried to crawl into the big black bag and leave this sad place behind. But ah bee said the itch will follow me.

My mamas are all heartbroken. Itchy.

 

Basking in my light

September 13th 2010 8:36 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

We walked past the shop auntie and she greeted us, "hello, beautiful girl!" Fomfomfom stopped and pointed at the both of us, "2 beautiful girls," said she. The auntie happily corrected herself, "yes, yes, 2 beautiful girls!"

Pleased, fomfomfom continued walking. It's amazing how shameless fomfomfom can be.

 

Too much of a good thing

September 12th 2010 5:00 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

The pork knuckle gave me the runs. But it's so gooooood.

So Ah ma decided I can't have anymore so she threw the rest of it into a stew. Boooooooo.

 

Who knew such people existed

September 11th 2010 11:44 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

And so the noisy neighbour saga continues. We were taking a walk this evening when Fomfomfom heard that the agent was in the condo with the tenants having a bbq so she asked to speak to him. Before she could even finish asking whether he spoke to the tenants about the noise issue, he started shouting at her. Appalling! So she left and joined Ah bee and myself at the shop. He then came and continued shouting at us. What a terribly rude man. I'm not even going to repeat what he said to us. It's so ridiculous. And we are certain he would never have dared to even try that if it were a man he was speaking to. No, cowards like him, he would only try to bully girls.

All I'm going to say is that he's picked the wrong fight. Dumbass.

In happier news, they assured me they did not forget my birthday and I got a pork knuckle. Yums. I'm happy again.

 
  Sort By Oldest First

Xiao Ping


Subscribe

(What does RSS do?)