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6 years and 5 whole months!

May 10th 2010 8:29 am
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It is my birthday today! Again! Cha went out to get me a chicken mcnugget meal to celebrate. Unfortunately she was robbed at the lobby, and we lost the fries to nicky and eliza. No matter. The nuggets were yums.

Shanshan heard it was my birthday so she gave me a sandwich eraser. Later, she sent her maid to look for me all over the condo. I was finally found and a soft toy doggie was ceremoniously presented to me.

Ah, kids. One doesn't really know to kick them or kiss them.


Happy mothers day

May 9th 2010 8:27 am
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I didn't get to see my Sugar mummy today but I am sure she's having fun with my brother and sister.

I spent today with Ah ma. I know Ah ma loves me because she didn't scold me even though I came home all wet and dirty from my walk; she just scrubbed me clean without a word.

And I love Ah ma too even though she's going to the casino again tomorrow and won't be at home to rub my belly.

As long as she's happy. Beams.


We do what we can

May 8th 2010 10:05 am
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Fomfomfom got Ah bee started on buying kibble and shampoo for the dog shelter too. It's very important we don't forget about all the poor doggies out there who are not as lucky as we are. Do what you can- buy them something, give them a home, volunteer your time.. Every bit helps!


My absurd mamas

May 7th 2010 10:07 am
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We each have our own interpretation of the 80/20 rule, me and fomfomfom and cha and ah bee. But only mine is important. It states, that 80% of ah ma's casino winnings are to go to my shoe box, and 20% to ah ma.

And just for the record, to illustrate the absurdity of my mamas' thinking, to show how out of touch they are, here are their interpretations:

Fomfomfom-enbloc rules
Cha-income tax rules
Ah bee-company holding rules

Like, really. Pfft.



May 6th 2010 8:23 am
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Ah ma won big again at the casino today and gave me a hundred buckeroos for my shoebox. Oooh, I couldn't keep it fast enough. It would be good to cover the losses from my newly-set-up bookie business. I took fomfomfom's bet and lost 20 cents.

Cha paid out that 20 cents for me coz she was afraid I would cry, and I had second thoughts about the business.

But, as ah ma has shown, perseverence will always win the day.


My 7th birthday

May 5th 2010 8:44 am
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My mamas were discussing just now about a possible big 'do for my 7th birthday this year. We'll have it by the poolside, and since it rains often in december, we'll have a big white tent that covers the entire pool and then some. There'll be chefs from 5 star hotels doing a bbq of the finest foods, we'll have balloons and a lucky draw. All the kids in the condo will be invited. The 1st prize will be a mini cooper.

There'll be fire breathers, sword swallowing, magicians, and a blimp overhead wishing me a happy birthday. Oooh, we have 7 months to plan. No time to lose!


Fomfomfom's proudest moment

May 4th 2010 8:16 am
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Today we met 5 year old rachel and fomfomfom wasted no time in starting what she does best--making fun of kids. She only got as far as trying to convince rachel that it was time for me to start kindergarten before rachel decided it was all a crock of poop and she told fomfomfom, "you taboleh tahan".

Fomfomfom was delighted.


Stupid smug

May 3rd 2010 8:53 am
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Fomfomfom has been very diligent about claiming parking credits recently at a certain mall. It's, like, if you spend a certain amount at the mall, you get parking credits.

Until she realised all the credits has gone to the car she just sold. Fomfomfom had been paying full parking charges and feeling smug about it. Not so smart. Well, someone in singapore has plenty of parking credits in a certain mall and doesn't know about it. And it's not fomfomfom.


Half a dozen

May 2nd 2010 9:05 am
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Today we heard that another little bandit is on his/her way.


But they will be moving away.

I think I will miss them.


Saturday nights = Shimmy plus Sangu

May 1st 2010 11:06 am
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Fomfomfom came back and said Robert Downey is a superstar in Ironman 2.

Ah bee told her that Sangu is the superstar.


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