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Ah bee should give the star back

July 18th 2009 10:06 am
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We went to the vet today for Ah bee's second tutorial. So it was gloves and KY jelly all over again. Only this time, she didn't do it right and ended up with my poop on her finger. The vet woman told her sternly that she failed and proceeded to empty my anal glands pronto. Enviable skill the woman has.

We will try again next month.


Smallest dog in the world

July 17th 2009 9:16 am
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I told ah ma today, I am Xiao Ping. Ah ma said, who doesn't know you are Xiao Ping? So I said, Ah ma, let me tell you something you don't know then. Ah ma arched her eye brows. I said, I am a big dog. Small dogs are those you can fit in a tea cup. So you have to respect me as a big dog.

I think there was agreement in ah ma's eyes.


Da fruit and da legume

July 16th 2009 7:40 am
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We have determined that bin bin is not bin bin, but bean bean. Me and fomfomfom, we chatted with bean bean and her maid for an hour. It seems da bean's owner likes beans (don't ask me), thus da bean is a bean.

Anyway, it seems the condo maintenance guy complained about the cage at the guardhouse so bean bean will be destitute this coming sunday. I will have to ask around to see who will take her in for a day.

All these people who complain about empty cages, about dogs that bark, one wonders what's wrong with them. Live and let live, no? But today I found out why the person who always threatens to throw bean bean into the canal behaves like he does. He is henpecked. I hear, his wife chases him out often and he has to sleep around the condo premises, and once a maid saw him naked in the common toilet. Giggles. A bully being bullied. We chinese have a saying, there is always a higher mountain.

I am glad his wife bullies him thus. It's instant karma. Whee! I'll have to work harder to dig out the story behind the sorry maintenance sod though.



July 15th 2009 9:24 am
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I try to make sure I have 4 milksticks at any one time so that I may never be caught lacking. I thought preparedness is a virtue, but ah ma has other ideas. Everytime I get a new one from fomfomfom by screaming my head off, ah ma will keep my current ones. I keep screaming and ah ma keeps, well, keeping. I guess it could be amusing.

Amanda and the little girl with a lot of hair both showed fomfomfom their teeth today. Their 2 front teeth are both growing halfway and they are so cute. Amanda is 6 so hers are her 2nd set of teeth. The hairy girl is only 1 year old so hers are her 1st 2 teeth.

It's a close fight, but fomfomfom thinks amanda emerges with the title of Cutest Girl in the Whole Wide World.


I am ah bee's BB

July 14th 2009 8:24 am
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Today the condo electrician came and fixed some things in the house and we paid him in fruits. Ah ma said we already paid him too much last week and he's too embarrassed to take more money. I hope he's embarrassed about taking the best pear in my fridge.

This lady who lives in the condo too always calls me BB. She has a shih tzu too, I bet she calls her shih tzu BB. I'm not her BB. But I like her, she seems to really like me.

I'm all about reciprocation.


Recipe of a durian

July 13th 2009 6:43 am
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Ah gong bought durians back today. It is of the mao shan wang variety, he proudly announced. I sniffed it and it didn't seem anything to be particularly proud of. I can make it too.

According to my talented nose, mao shan wang = vomit plus garbage plus lots of sugar. Moulded in the shape of poop.

I hope ah gong didn't pay a lot for it.


Mexican Jumpin' Bean

July 12th 2009 8:17 am
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Binbin was at the guard house today. So Ah bee, my BFF and myself, we took her out for a walk. Fomfomfom calls her the Mexican Jumpin' Bean because she jumps around so. Not today though. I suspect it's because she's tired out from staying in the cage the whole afternoon. Probably got baked under the sun.

My BFF and the bean had the audacity to run away and hide from me. Of course I caught up and I gave them both a good scolding. They cannot be let out running amok without supervision from me. It's simply not done.

And in case you think I only boss everyone around, I will have you know that I had the bean's back today. Mimi was too aggresive with her and I shouted at Mimi to tell her to stop. It's my duty to protect the bean since I took her out.

I'm responsible that way.


Who wants to be a stationmaster?

July 11th 2009 7:39 am
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Fomfomfom and I were watching Japan Hour just now after dinner. The hosts were in some rural part of Japan and they had just gotten off a train when they saw a little Yorkshire Terrier sitting on the counter of the train station. His name is Maron and he is the stationmaster of that train station. He wore a stationmaster's hat and a blue uniform.

This, my friends, is Maron- http://maron.moura.jp/

And you should check this out- http://maron.moura.jp/wp-content/themes/maron/movie/

He has subordinates under him too. Fomfomfom thought that is so cool. And she exclaimed so. She said I should get a job like Maron.

Piift. Why work when one can not work? She should know it better than anyone else.

But he is cute lah.


This will not do

July 10th 2009 7:12 am
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I am 5 years and 7 months today! But there was no fuss. I'm starting to feel neglected, like I'm part of the furniture in the house. Nary a cake! Ah ma showed pity and gave me an egg yolk. The maintenance guy who showed up to look at our lights got more attention than me, the birthday girl.

I shall have to speak to ah ma about this disrespectful lack of attention. Disgraceful.



July 9th 2009 6:25 am
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Everyone had to go out today and I was left alone at home with analyn. It was an adventure, and I won't incriminate myself. Two hours later, fomfomfom came back and my adventure ended.

At night, ah ma came back with dust on her travel-weary shoulders and, only, dust in her empty wallet. Gambling brings nothing but an empty wallet.

So, don't use wallets. Put all your money in a shoebox. Like me. Even when devoid of money, there will still be toys in your shoebox. It is never empty. Unlike wallets.


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