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Chachacha! *Coughcoughcough*

February 4th 2008 8:21 am
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I made Ah bee upset just now. But she totally deserves it. Coz she made me upset first. The first security towel, her favourite, came back from the wash today. She kept it in her cabinet instead of under her pillow. Later, she took it out and swung it about in front of me. Selfish nehmind. Spiteful! So I got very upset and I went to sit in a corner by myself. She tried to bluff me by giving me another towel but I know it’s not the real McCoy. I only want her smelly one. So I sat on the cushion and started tearing. I ignored them. Ah bee couldn’t bear to see me like that- also Fomfomfom was scolding her for taunting me like that- so she gave me her towel. That cheered me up. So I started chewing on the towel. Ah bee turned all emo- she went to sit in the corner and covered her head with some other towel. No one bothered about her coz she asked for it. When she finally snapped out of her misery, I licked her to tell her that we’re good. Then she kissed me too and we made up.

Until the next episode.


Ah bee is mad at me. Not.

February 3rd 2008 8:07 am
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I thought Ah bee was mad at me. She smacked me with her towel just now. And then she smacked me on the backside. I didn’t do anything. Much. I only stole her towel. The one which she took care to hide under her pillow. The only one remaining. The other one is still in the wash coz I stole that one a couple of days ago. She has two smelly security towels. She will have none tonight. *giggles* We played with the towel for a while and then she gave it to me to sleep on tonight. Two of her favourite things in the world, she said as she pointed at us.

Of course I am the more important of the two.


Frostbite in Singapore

February 2nd 2008 8:10 am
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It was chilly tonight. Really chilly. I was out on the porch with Fomfomfom and I started trembling. So I told her to keep rubbing my belly coz in case you didn’t know, friction produces heat which is plenty useful when it’s a chilly night like tonight. When Cha came out, Fomfomfom happily informed her that I was trembling. Of coz Cha scolded Fomfomfom for letting me stay out there in the cold. What a terrible mother you are, she said. I had to sit on the sofa for a long long time after that to defrost. And when I went up into my room, Ah bee wrapped me in my tshirt and towel to keep me warm. She said I probably contracted pneumonia.

I knew I shouldn’t have cut my hair.


I love my xiao mama

February 1st 2008 7:59 am
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Wo shi Xiao Ping
Wo da yan jing
Wo shi Xiao Ping
Wo zha na ni?

Casa de la peanut cookie, milk, bak kwa and fleur, apparently.

I am exhausted. But very satisfied. Burp.



January 31st 2008 8:09 am
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We didn’t see the komomo dragon today. It wasn’t crossing the road like it was yesterday when we saw it. Fomfomfom was extremely relieved that the komomo was nowhere in sight. She almost fainted yesterday. *giggles* But we did see a sausage dog today. I was hungry so all I saw was a giant sausage getting away from me. So I kept following her. But Ah bee wouldn’t let me go too close. I hungry.

I had to take a bath after that. I don’t like taking baths. But nehmind; I get plenty of lovin’ coz I smell so nice.


Wah sai!

January 30th 2008 9:03 am
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Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
She lay awake and watched until the morning light
Washed away the darkness of the long night

Oh and last night she got to thinking maybe she, she, she
Should just get up and get that pesky mosquito
She heard the mozzie buzzing, she went, “Oh dammit.”
And last night she didn't get to sleep at all

She know it's not her fault, she did her best
God knows my xiao mama could use a rest
But more and more she finds the mozzie buggin’ her
Is somehow too hard to hunt down

Oh last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Looking for the mozzie was just a waste of time
She couldn't close her eyes 'cause it bit her eyelids
And last night, she didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No she didn't get to sleep at all

But more and more she finds the mozzie buggin’ her
Is somehow too hard to hunt down

Oh-oh last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Looking for the mozzie was just a waste of time
She couldn't close her eyes 'cause it bit her eyelids
And last night, she didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No she didn't get to sleep at all

No, no, no
No, no, no, oh
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, oh, oh-oh
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no.


I don't want bao bao

January 29th 2008 8:28 am
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Ah ma lost money today so I didn’t manage to get my $10. Ah ma is a very strange woman. She loses money at mahjong, loses money on stocks, loses money at roulette, and puts money in my shoebox without batting an eyelid but refuses to pay for essentials. *throws paws up in exasperation*

I wanted to jump on Cha’s bed just now but she was saying nono to me. Then Fomfomfom said, “Bao bao!” and before Cha knew it, I was on her bed. Nothing makes me jump faster than bao bao. That’s coz I refuse to let them carry me. I usually end up on the bathroom counter when they carry me. No way. So tonight, like last night, and the night before, and the night before and the night.. oh you get the drift, I will sleep on Cha’s bed.

Coz I am Queen Ping.


D for Deu Dor

January 28th 2008 8:17 am
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Just now Ah ma asked me to give her a massage. I told her I don’t know how. And then I asked her for a belly rub. Of course she complied. While rubbing my stummy, she told Fomfomfom that I don’t know how to do anything. I told her that I am the Chief of Security of this house. I stand outside and bark at passers-by who come too close. So she told me to go do my job. I told her I only do that in the mornings and evenings. At night, I need to sleep in an aircon room. With my very own sleeping attendant. I cannot be out there exposed to the elements. Ah ma must have been delirious when she made the suggestion.


D for dog

January 27th 2008 9:56 am
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Everyone is very puzzled why I refuse to sleep in my bed anymore. I’d only sleep on sofas, and on their beds. Duh. Obviously those things are softer right? They are also very concerned why I have been acting a little strange lately. This I admit. I have been feeling a little emo these days. It’s the in thing to feel. Emo. I might keep my fringe long so that it covers half my face. Emo.

Anyway, just now at dinnertime, Fomfomfom went into the kitchen and she opened this pot on the stove. Immediately I knew what was in that pot- pig stummy soup. Yum. I love pig stummy. It’s soft and it’s tender. So I followed Fomfomfom around and carebear stared her until all the pig stummy in her bowl ended up in my stummy. Yummy. I did the same to Cha. They reckon I must have eaten half the pig stummy in that pot. Delicious!


Hello gorgeous...

January 26th 2008 9:09 am
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It was raining when we got there and so Cha, Ah bee and I, we sat in the car to wait it out. And it was scorching the rest of the walk. When we finished, it looked like it was going to start raining again. !@#$% weather. I refuse to talk about this anymore. We just can’t win.

But something funny happened. We walked past this family (I think they’re from Taiwan coz of their accent) and they were looking at this sign that says “Please Do Not Feed The Pigeons.” The little boy was trying to read the sign and he said, “Please do not feed the…” And so he turned to his mother who looked at the sign and said, “Please do not feed the…. pen-queens.” Then two seconds later, she corrected herself. I didn’t laugh because they’re already better than me; I can’t even read.

Remember who I said Ah be is a wannabe? I take it back. She’s a want-to-be. Fomfomfom says I’m Queen Ping so we should only speak Queen’s English around here.

Just now Fomfomfom was trying to feed me my dinner when I took one kibble and jumped up the sofa to sit between Ah gong and Ah ma. There wasn’t enough space for the three of us so Ah ma had to vacate the seat for me. And Fomfomfom fed me whilst I was seated on the sofa. For the rest of the night, I was on that sofa. Atop a cushion. A yellow one, no less. It was the only colour befitting of my royal status. Ah ma says she will spank me coz I am so lazy. And coz I was sitting on her cushion. I know she won’t. Coz Ah ma loves me. A lot a lot.

It’s going to be CNY soon so we are going to help Ah ma prepare the ang pows. I told Cha that I will do my own. I don’t want the normal ang pow envelope; I want my own. I told Ah bee to go buy me one of those business envelopes. *giggles*

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