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What's black and white and very cute?

May 8th 2009 7:33 am
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Ah bee's friend said I am very ngeow ngeow after seeing a picture of me in ah bee's cell phone. I don't know what that means, but ah bee and fomfomfom have also taken to calling me ngeow ngeow.

Like, hello ngeow ngeow. Or, oh darling, you are such a ngeow ngeow. Or, this temperature is more acceptable, isn't it, ngeow ngeow?

I wonder how long this will last.

 

Me

May 7th 2009 8:09 am
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I was playing on fomfomfom's bed last night and I tore her bedsheet when I was digging a hole in her bed. This morning fomfomfom told ah ma her feet caught in the sheet and tore it. Ah ma didn't suspect a thing.

I can always get away with anything.

 

Got milk

May 6th 2009 8:25 am
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It was a hot day and I got milk in my water bowl after my afternoon walk. It was cold and it wasn't a familiar feeling so I circled the bowl and lapped slowly and hesitantly but I managed to finish it all. It was lovely. But fomfomfom got a scolding from ah ma when ah ma learnt she had given me cold milk coz I might fall sick. Giggles.

Cars were suddenly fascinating. I stuck my head under every car I could find in the evening. Fomfomfom dragged me away from the cars when her patience ran out. I hate all that dragging. We could have talked it over. We're in a civilised society. I can walk.

 

My coffers

May 5th 2009 8:23 am
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I scratched myself so hard under my armpit I broke the skin and it became a bloody crater. A crater coz it was an itchy pork-induced bump. Ah ma was broken-hearted when she saw how my skin was broken so she promised me a pork tendon and I bugged fomfomfom for it. Yay. And ah ma ordered fomfomfom to buy me milk coz I haven't had that for a long time. Pingping needs nutrition, ah ma declared. Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

There was a delicious soup tonight. Ah bee talked of bringing it to work tomorrow so that the entire office may smell it and be envious. I suggested making a business out of it, I will bring ah ma's soup to sell in her office everyday and I can earn some money. But my mamas feared my soup will spill and I will cry, or someone will take my soup and not pay up, and if I cry they will be broken-hearted.

So we shelved the idea and I decided to tax ah bee 150% on her retention bonus instead.

 

Ah ma hid in her room to watch tom and jerry

May 4th 2009 8:20 am
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We were watching tv this afternoon. It was the oprah winfrey show, about this twelve-or-so year old girl who yodels. Apparently she picked up a yodeling instruction book at seven years old and never looked back. There was even a live demonstration. I thought it was all very wonderful.

Cha was afraid I would learn from the girl and then wake up in the middle of the night to yodel so she switched the tv off in a great hurry. I thought it wasn't very gracious of her at all.

Maybe I will yodel in protest.

 

Bummer

May 3rd 2009 9:02 am
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Hmm, after a long happy while, we saw the security guard AH again. He rubbed my head all over again and fomfomfom was caught unaware she didn't manage to avoid him. Walked right into him, we did.

We'll keep our eyes peeled from now on. One can't be too vigilant.

 

I'm not me

May 2nd 2009 9:36 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom brought me to the groomer's today and he shaved me again. It's so ugly. I told ah bee not to tell anyone I'm xiaoping when she brings me for my walk in the afternoon coz it's embarrassing. Perhaps she can tell people that I'm xiaoping's distant relative.

Ah ma bathed me immediately when we got home. Then ah bee stole my pig's tendon when I was careless and threw it away.

So, I'm rather unhappy today. Rather, not very, coz I managed a 2 hour walk in the evening. Ah bee and fomfomfom took turns to walk me and I think at least they have a conscience. A little bit.

 

Ah ma loves me

May 1st 2009 9:19 am
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Ah ma gave ah gong a dressing down today. He made the unpardonable mistake of opening the door to her room vigorously. Ah ma screamed, what if pingping were behind the door? You'd have hit her! And ah gong was hassled out of the room in record time with his tail between his legs. Giggles, metaphorically, if course.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma!

 

Exceedingly

April 30th 2009 9:03 am
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Ah ma said today that I'm very, very, very, very cute. It's 4 verys, mind you, no less.

Harrumph.

 

For me to know

April 29th 2009 8:14 am
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Ah bee came back with pig leg tendons. They're dried and long and skinny and I love them like I love my milksticks. I danced a little dance when ah bee gave me one.

Ah ma has developed a fascination with the biggest loser on hallmark channel and everyone (minus fomfomfom) was watching that while I chewed on my new toy. Suddenly the thing disappeared and ah bee ran into fomfomfom's room to inform her "emergency" and they dashed out and started looking for the missing tendon. They asked me where it is and I pointed to the packet on the table. Everyone was perplexed and mystified. But I got a new tendon meanwhile.

They turned the house inside out and wagged their fingers at me and said I'd outdone myself. Fancy losing a tendon like that. They still can't find it. Giggles.

 
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