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Wavin' wabid

June 23rd 2009 7:36 am
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I think lightning is the naughtiest little girl in the whole wide world. But I like her still. And poor snowy seemed a little constipated today.

 

My stummy and the pig's stummy

June 22nd 2009 8:03 am
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Last night I had lots of pig stummy as a reward for having taken a bath. Alas no one knew it was going to cause me indigestion. This morning at 7am I threw up the undigested pig stummy and everyone's heart was aching for me. My heart ached for the wasted pig stummy. Later on my walks I had diarrhoea twice and now I'm on a strict kibble diet.

I expect it to last one day. Oh woe.

 

Brown nose's name is bin bin and she's 3 years old

June 21st 2009 8:45 am
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We brought her for a walk again today. We don't quarrel anymore, now that we're friends. We can exist peacefully together, as long as I'm walking in front of her. If she walks too far in front of me, I'll shout at her to remind her and she'll respectfully go to the back. Since I'm older, I'm her elder sister and I'll look out for her. That's why I have to walk in front.

My mamas say we're sisters now and I have to take care of bin bin. But she fought with lightning today and I stood by the side and cheered. I cheered for bin bin, coz I'm her elder sister now. Besides, lightning's a just a pea sized wavin' wabid.

I like being an elder sister.

 

Seafood supper

June 20th 2009 9:07 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom went out to buy supper and they didn't bring me along so I started singing. Then they came back with things that smell wonderful and I asked for a taste. I got me some prawns and squid and something I'd never had before. It was plump and juicy and it slid down my throat like something real sexy. It was gone before I realised it, so I had to ask for one more to convince myself it was real.

Oops. It was gone again before you can say oyster so in all I had 5 juicy plump oysters before I can tell what it tastes like.

Ok. Yummy.

 

Ginger almost ate me up today

June 19th 2009 8:37 am
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We met mimi and janice's owner today and he told us lots of things. We learnt that janice and mimi are both abandoned dogs who were destined for the spca before he took them in. Mimi's story is especially sad coz she was given away, made pregnant, then discarded. She's had 4 puppies but no one wanted the mummy. And she had skin disease too. No wonder I find her skin a little unhealthy looking.

I'm happy for them when I hear how the owner buys pork and chicken livers and carrots and stuff to carefully steam for their meals. What a lovely man.

 

A new babby called ben ben

June 18th 2009 8:04 am
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We met the big eyes siblings yesterday at the playground and amanda informed us they have a new brother. That makes 5! It's lovely how they keep multiplying, not least coz they all look so beautiful, with their big eyes. We like them all. It's only when Eliza asks us what time 9 o'clock is that we start running and not look back.

Amanda also informed us she has 6 teeth missing at the front, and eliza told me she's still drinking milk, as is nicky. Their new brother is benjamin, "but we call him ben ben at home". Fomfomfom tells eliza solemnly since she's still drinking milk, then she's still a baby.

They're all babbies, all of them.

 

But fomfomfom and ah bee think I'm moonshine

June 17th 2009 9:17 am
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That's because I'm such intoxicating company.

My mamas speak true.

 

Cha says I'm a bouncing ray of sunshine

June 16th 2009 8:12 am
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Last night fomfomfom spied on ah gong and hid behind a screen to eavesdrop on his conversation with his broker. It went something like this: "We have met with utter failure this time. Waterloo. Napoleon, you know? But that was his end. We will rise again."

Fomfomfom sniggered and reported it happily to ah bee first thing when ah bee came back. And the same message was reported merrily to cha this morning. My mamas huddled together and hi-fived and giggled.

I would love to call them unfillial but I kind of foresaw this particular loo too. Perhaps we should just, kindly, say ah gong is not very smart.

 

Poor fat moo

June 15th 2009 8:47 am
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Ah ma finally got down to patching up my fat moo. It was torn at the armpits and was losing its stuffing so I bugged ah ma for the longest time to get him fixed.

Later I found that ah ma had sewed fat moo's arms together. She explained that there was no other way to do it.

How unhappy I am.

 

Brown Nose

June 14th 2009 8:32 am
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This shih tzu was left at the guard house in a cage. Fomfomfom and ah bee were unhappy she was there coz her owner had gone out and the maid had the day off. She couldn't be left alone at home either coz she's a barker and neighbours will complain. So she was destined to sit in the hot weather until 9pm when the owner comes back.

My unhappy mamas went to the rental apartment to retrieve my harness and brought brown nose for a walk. We don't know her name, but her nose and eyes are real brown and we think she's a little albino. She's real feisty and had quarrelled with me often in the past. We started up again today, but she calmed down after she sniffed my backside and put me in her database. We walked side by side and it was fun.

I went home to rest after an hour and a half. Fomfomfom's walk with brown nose lasted three and a half hours coz she didn't want brown nose back in the cage early if she could help it.

Ok, she's actually quite cute. Like me.

 
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