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2 snails

December 8th 2010 8:00 am
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It was another rainy evening. However, my strong will ensured my walk wasn't thwarted. So we went, me and fomfomfom, walking merrily, me in front and she in back.

We saw 2 snails sitting side by side. I think they were courting. It was sweet. Just like the smell of the rain. *Beams*

 

Meng Choo

December 7th 2010 7:31 am
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They kept calling me meng choo and I had to keep telling them my name is xiaoping. I don't know why I have to go through this. They're all mad.

Tomorrow I shall change their names.

 

Bright Pearl

December 6th 2010 7:58 am
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I scratched my left eye again. My mamas think they're great doctors so we didn't go see the vet woman. We put the medicine in my eye, the one that says, use only if no suitable alternatives. It must be potent. Fomfomfom used only a tiny smudge coz it made her so uneasy.

Then at night fomfomfom tried to make ah bee promise to name her first daughter Meng Choo in return for a district 10 apartment. Ah bee said yes, then whispered she'll take the apartment then do a deed poll to change the unfortunate name. Then somehow I was named Meng Choo aka Bright Pearl. I fought hard and managed to retain my name xp.

It's abusive in this household, I tell you.

 

Yeows!

December 5th 2010 7:52 am
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I think a bird shat on me today. I think that was what the white liquid down the side of my body is. Ah bee was hopeful that it might be the kids who came to play with me; they looked like they were fingerpainting. But now that I think about it, that can't be the case - it was running down the side of my body and if it were paint on their hands, it would have dried almost immediately.

She even tried to smell it thinking it was paint but she said it's odourless.

So now we all know it - bird shit has got no smell.

 

Treat!

December 4th 2010 11:36 am
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My birthday isn't until next week but today I bought Fomfomfom's friends a nice steak dinner. Remember when they all had great big plans for my birthday party? Well that idea is kinda dropped after the noisy neighbours incident. That was when Fomfomfom decided the security guards are all useless and now she refuses to have anything to do with them. And that includes booking the function room and BBQ pits.

But she has already told her friends about my big birthday bash and so now, she decides she would buy them a nice dinner instead on my account.

Her friends, kind souls they are, asked if they could come and play with me after the dinner. Fomfomfom informed them it is ok; all Xiaoping wants is your well wishes.

So you are welcome everybody and thank you for your well wishes!

 

Dratted december rains

December 3rd 2010 7:41 am
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It was almost a regrettable day. The dratted december rains were at it again in the evening. We were almost ready to go down when, on closer look, the rain hadn't stopped so I was disappointed.

I thought that was that, and fomfomfom consoled me for half an hour, begging me not to be angry. Later, we went for another look and lo! We hurried down and I walked for 40 minutes, until darkness descended. I was almost happy again.

Until ah ma started hitting my backside for the joy of looking at me hide my tail between my legs. She even called on Jelyn to watch and made it a spectator sport. What abuse. I slapped her slipper around and made a face and demanded more tidbits.

Can't say it's been a good day.

 

Dratted December

December 2nd 2010 8:54 am
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This December thing is not working out for me at all. It rained again in the evening and I had to miss my walk again. Twice in three days! We were all terribly upset and mournful. I think I'm not liking December at all.

At all.

 

The thief

December 1st 2010 7:22 am
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Ah bee came home today triumphant. She proudly emptied her document bag and showed us all the stationery she'd pilfered from the office.

Why didn't they fire her?

 

Misery

November 30th 2010 8:21 am
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It's a miserable day. I waited and waited but the rain didn't stop. I missed my evening walk altogether. It was raining cats and dogs and the entire zoo and there was lightning and thunder. It was altogether very unhappy indeed. I was made to pee on the newspapers like 5 times tonight.

I've already forgotten what downstairs looks like. It's been too long. Gloom.

 

The satay-stealer

November 29th 2010 6:43 am
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Last night ah bee bought me pork satay for supper. But cha sneakily ate them all and I was left with nothing. They called her the satay-stealer. But that didn't bring my satay back.

Cha promised to buy me satay tonight to make up for it. During my evening nap, I had a bad dream about the satay-stealer and struggled in my sleep. Everyone was heartbroken and when I woke up, cha went out to buy me satay immediately. Alas it was not meant to be. The satay stall was shuttered.

I'm sure I will have a real nightmare tonight about the satay-stealer.

 
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