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Baa baa

September 16th 2009 5:36 am
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I woke up with a start last night. Where was lampchop? I had to find it quick, so I woke cha up and had her open the door for me. Cha irritably went outside and hurled my beloved lambchop into the room. Oh, my lambchop.

Today, it was present number 2. A sheepskin rug! I hurled myself onto it immediately and am pleased to say it's not bad.

Present accepted. Beam.


Fomfomfom is back!

September 15th 2009 7:20 am
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And she brought me a little lamb soft toy. She has makeup on and her name is Lamb Chop. It wasn't the lamblet I was expecting but it will do.

I hear there is another present for me but I have to wait till she unpacks.

Can hardly contain myself.



September 14th 2009 10:11 am
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We went to see the vet woman today. Ah bee had her, I don't know, 5th tutorial or something. And still she only managed to pass.

So bad.


Dua dng is the new deu dor

September 13th 2009 11:57 am
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Ah bee went out and bought some fried pig intestines for Ah ma coz those are her fav. But Ah ma didn't quite enjoy them. Don't worry, they didn't go to waste.



Pudding and pie

September 12th 2009 11:30 am
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I did a Georgie Porgie today.

I kissed the girls - the hairy girl, her maid, Eliza's friend's brother who looks like a girl (so he counts as a girl too), and his maid. *beams* But I didn't make them cry. They laughed most happily.

The only person who cried was Nicky. And he cried twice too. I'm not sure why he did but maybe I should have kissed him too.


No prizes

September 11th 2009 12:33 pm
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for guessing who is too busy watching Taiwanese news to give me a belly rub.

But I forgive her. It is not often she finds something she's so passionate about. It's important to have passion; I know all about passion.

And if you don't have one, maybe you can try eating some deu dor.


A birthday without cake.

September 10th 2009 8:56 am
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We met Eliza and her siblings at the playground. She asked Ah bee, why does Sushi have such big teeth? Ah bee told her, all the better to eat sushi with. She frowned and asked, will she eat me? Maybe, Ah bee replied. She looked genuinely horrified.

What I would really like to sink my teeth into, is a slice of banana cake, since it is my monthly birthday. Alas, there was no cake. And no deu dor in lieu of cake.

I need to speak to someone about this. It's unacceptable.


Where's Fomfomfom?

September 9th 2009 11:09 am
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Fomfomfom gathered up her bags and bade me a teary goodbye. She is going to see the sheep and the cows without me. The good news is she'll be back in less than a week.

I hope she brings me a sheep.


Bandits, murderers and other felons

September 8th 2009 8:54 am
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Today the security guard asked me if I wanted to adopt a dog. Someone in the condo is moving away but he hasn't included his dog in his wretched plans.

In my fantasy, I will shoot him, and draw and quarter him, then tar and feather him and then sell him in the market as pig feed. And then I will run away and hide coz no doubt he is toxic and will cause the next deadly pandemic. And the nice government men will track the source down and burn down his bloody new house coz it's ground zero. But that's ok coz his doggie won't be in it.


My new computer

September 7th 2009 8:00 am
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Fomfomfom bought one of those netbooks that are all the rage. It's for me to write my diary entries and I must say it's just the right size.

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