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No, I'm not a cat; I'm just playful

November 8th 2009 7:35 am
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They have gone knitting mad in this house. I heard someone in Ah bee's office got them started on knitting scarves for Mongol children. And Ah bee got us at home started on the same project. I think it's a wonderful idea, knitting scarves for the poor children.

It's wonderful also coz now we have many balls of wool at home. I saw them in a plastic bag on the floor. So I took off with the pretty pink wool and starting playing with it. The ball unwound and I ended up with a mess of pretty pink wool. I was about to roll in it when Ah ma came and took it from me, all the while scolding me (and everyone for letting me play with the wool).

I told Ah ma I was only trying to help by unwinding the wool for them so they may knit faster but she didn't buy it and I didn't get the wool back.

I need another plan.


Saved a trip

November 7th 2009 9:14 am
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Ah bee emptied my anal sacs for me at home today. It took 2 pairs of gloves, lotsa KY and even more tissue paper. It got me upset. I later understood that this means I don't have to go to the vet tomorrow.

In that case, I forgive her.


One born every minute

November 6th 2009 7:12 am
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Oooh all these nigerian scamsters. They are not even nigerians these days. Everything gets pirated these days. There's just no sanctity anymore.

Our maid Jelyn got a call today saying she'd won 3 million pesos. She wanted to go to where the filippino nigerian smut told her to, coz "it's a lot of money".

How do we break the news to her? And by the way, it's the 2nd time she'd gotten such a call. Oh, to give up 6 million pesos. It simply breaks the heart.


2 white flags

November 5th 2009 7:26 am
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It rained, like, all day. They told me to forget about my evening walk. But pingping doesn't do forgetaboutit. I followed fomfomfom everywhere and looked at her with my big beautiful eyes all evening and she finally capitulated. We went down at 7pm when it was already pitch dark and all splooshy wet. Whee. We played for almost an hour.

Cha is still jetlagged, so useless she is. She went to bed at 8pm and locked my lamb ear in with her. I wanted it at 11pm so I knocked on her door. She opened the door and refused to give it to me. Then she closed the door as if that were the end of the matter. But nobody closes the door in pingping's face. So I persevered and knocked on the door until it opened and my lamb ear flew out.

Whee. We chinese have a saying: have perseverance, will needle. Pingping needled!


Good as gold

November 4th 2009 7:06 am
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I understand that gold has reached a record-busting price. I don't own any gold. How unhappy I am.

But fomfomfom came home with kangaroo sausages and gave me half a sausage. The rest she kept in my cabinet so I may whine for it all the time. I think I'll rather have sausages than gold.

That's how I keep happy.

p.s. auntie wenli told fomfomfom today, if you're happy and you know it, check again. Giggles.



November 3rd 2009 7:30 am
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I saw a birdie sitting on the carpet outside the gym today. I went up to say hi but she wasn't very friendly. Maybe she was injured and not in a good mood. She didn't like my nose touching her and fluttered hard and flew away.

I don't know how to fly.


Only 2 walks today

November 2nd 2009 9:02 am
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Ooh, how it rained today. It was so hot at 1pm fomfomfom cut short my walk and we went home to sit in an air con room. Then it promptly began to pour, right through till evening and I missed my evening walk.

How unhappy i am.


What's so funny

November 1st 2009 7:26 am
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Cha retired to her room after lunch today and didn't emerge until half past nine tonight. When she finally did, looking all confused and groggy, everyone burst into laughter. She said she woke up and panicked coz I wasn't sleeping in the room with her. They only laughed harder.

Can someone please explain the joke to me?



October 31st 2009 10:42 am
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Ah bee thought up a really cool costume for me. She'd go buy some purple leggings and I can be an octopus. I already have 4 legs and with my tail makes 5 tentacles. They thought of where they would attach 3 more but they thought I'll look asymetrical. So I told Ah bee they just have to stick 2 on my sides and I can be the 7-tentacled octopus. Then I will tell everyone I meet trick or treating that I battled a giant squid and won but lost a tentacle in the process.

Somehow along the way they decided maybe they can buy yellow leggings instead and I can be a banana. They said that'd save them a lot of work and the world from having to listen to my tall tale.

Somewhere further along the way (i.e. this afternoon) they brought me for a haircut and said I can be a little mouse instead of a banana.



Spicy wings

October 30th 2009 9:20 am
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I requested a little of what ah bee was eating. It was some duck wing cooked da szechuan style. I mean, da szechuan style. That's somethin'. Ah bee was impressed when I took it all in and asked for more. But I didn't get much coz they feared my stummy would be a-rumblin' all night.


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