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I'm not me

May 2nd 2009 9:36 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom brought me to the groomer's today and he shaved me again. It's so ugly. I told ah bee not to tell anyone I'm xiaoping when she brings me for my walk in the afternoon coz it's embarrassing. Perhaps she can tell people that I'm xiaoping's distant relative.

Ah ma bathed me immediately when we got home. Then ah bee stole my pig's tendon when I was careless and threw it away.

So, I'm rather unhappy today. Rather, not very, coz I managed a 2 hour walk in the evening. Ah bee and fomfomfom took turns to walk me and I think at least they have a conscience. A little bit.

 

Ah ma loves me

May 1st 2009 9:19 am
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Ah ma gave ah gong a dressing down today. He made the unpardonable mistake of opening the door to her room vigorously. Ah ma screamed, what if pingping were behind the door? You'd have hit her! And ah gong was hassled out of the room in record time with his tail between his legs. Giggles, metaphorically, if course.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma!

 

Exceedingly

April 30th 2009 9:03 am
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Ah ma said today that I'm very, very, very, very cute. It's 4 verys, mind you, no less.

Harrumph.

 

For me to know

April 29th 2009 8:14 am
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Ah bee came back with pig leg tendons. They're dried and long and skinny and I love them like I love my milksticks. I danced a little dance when ah bee gave me one.

Ah ma has developed a fascination with the biggest loser on hallmark channel and everyone (minus fomfomfom) was watching that while I chewed on my new toy. Suddenly the thing disappeared and ah bee ran into fomfomfom's room to inform her "emergency" and they dashed out and started looking for the missing tendon. They asked me where it is and I pointed to the packet on the table. Everyone was perplexed and mystified. But I got a new tendon meanwhile.

They turned the house inside out and wagged their fingers at me and said I'd outdone myself. Fancy losing a tendon like that. They still can't find it. Giggles.

 

Ah ma calls me little furball

April 28th 2009 8:52 am
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And she sniggers I'll be a sausage on saturday after my haircut.

Fomfomfom taught me to brush my teeth today. All it took was some lard pieces. But I wasn't stupid, no siree. I learnt very slowly, on purpose of course, what's a little teethbrushing? It ain't rocket science. I learnt slowly so that she'll have to continue the lessons for many more days to come and I'll get fried lard pieces for many more days.

It's lovely, the incentives in this house.

 

Hot day

April 27th 2009 8:40 am
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Ah ma imprisoned me in her room this afternoon and insisted I stay in the air conditioning. It was a hot day again, so I didn't mind much, I guess.

After my evening walk, ah ma locked me in her room again. By then I was an old hand so I lounged near the door and basked away. Oh how I basked. Ah bee and fomfomfom came in and wagged their finger at me but I think they were just jealous coz ah ma didn't insist they sit in an air con room. They could only rot outside in the heat.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Back

April 26th 2009 8:09 am
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I refused to pee before bedtime last night and they were very sad. That apartment just doesn't do it for me. I was very sad too.

We came back to the condo today. I was very happy so I jumped and hopped and jumped and hopped. Ah ma was happy to see me too and cooked a lot of food for dinner. And she scrubbed me real clean too. I felt safe so I slept well after dinner.

All these moving about is tiring business. I don't like it at all. And I think ah ma doesn't like it too.

 

Sulk

April 25th 2009 7:35 am
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They brought me to the new apartment again. I didn't want to go, I wanted to spend time with ah ma in front of the tv. Alas they had to separate me and my ah ma. I'm not happy at all. I miss ah ma.

 

Extra lovin'

April 24th 2009 7:39 am
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Ah ma is so lovin' towards me. She got on the floor and fed me kibble one by one, I ate 33. She made me eat my dinner in her air-con room coz it's so hot. She scratched me when I was itching and I licked her hand to say thank you. I napped especially well coz ah ma was reading her papers beside me. She informed fomfomfom my left ear is looking red and told her to pay attention. And before she slept, she went into my room and switched on the air-con extra powerful for me in case I felt warm.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Happy days are here again

April 23rd 2009 7:25 am
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Last night in the new place was so miserable. I didn't want to pee coz it's so unfamiliar, and my mamas shh-ed me till one-plus am before they finally gave up. But I had drunk 2 bowls of water before bedtime so cha woke me up twice and fomfomfom once at 4am before I finally went. Everyone thought I was pitiful. So I got lots of lovin'.

Today is a different matter though. We went back to the condo and ah ma came back from her marketing expedition after 4 days so I'm happy again. Oh, and I realised dou dou is a boy, not a girl, and that he's a shih tzu mixed with something mysterious, not a pure shih tzu like me. Oops.

 
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