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Chachacha is back from Penang!

April 18th 2010 7:14 am
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Fomfomfom gave Amanda a kinderjoy and she asked, "You're not giving me the whole box?" Faints. I think someone needs to spank her backside!

In other news, Ah bee conducted a blind test. She told Fomfomfom there's a Chinese boy who sounds like Whitney Houston and played a clip. She asked Fomfomfom if that was Whitney Houston or the Chinese boy and Fomfomfom said, "Whitney!"

Wrong!

Watch it.

 

It's Pingu night again

April 17th 2010 10:05 am
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Fomfomfom promised the bandits that she would buy them kinderjoys so she sent Ah bee to get 'em. Who came back with a box of 18. Might as well she says.

Only the bandits went out in the evening and so Fomfomfom was left holding the box of kinderjoys.

So we handed them out to whoever we saw.

Might as well.

 

Big bright eyes are back again

April 16th 2010 6:08 am
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I went to the vet's this morning for a reconsultation, when the vet woman declared my left eye healed. But that's not the point. What I want to say is, we saw a girl there who had stepped out of another century to be at the animal clinic today. About 20 years old, she was dressed most strangely, in like what people would wear a hundred years ago. But she spoke english and cantonese and she was with an elderly woman who was dressed in this century's clothes. And their dog was in bad shape. Strange people.

We came home and met oliver and sonya's mother, who asked if nicky was fomfomfom's son. Fomfomfom looked so stunned I wanted to laugh. I told auntie I'm fomfomfom's only child and that was that.

We stood eliza up this evening 2nd time in a row. It wasn't intentional, it was raining heavily. Oops.

 

Beamin'!

April 15th 2010 7:59 am
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Cha went to penang 2 nights ago, and I have to sleep with fomfomfom at night. I guess there's no difference, just that fomfomfom's more enthusiastic about getting me up to pee at night. And my morning walks are much longer. Fomfomfom's wonderful that way.

I guess I don't miss cha at all! Beam. But amanda does. She says she misses cha a little. We duly conveyed that fact to cha and I can see her beam 100 miles away.

 

Karen!

April 14th 2010 7:28 am
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Today we learnt from bean bean's maid that karen had gone back to australia with her entire family for good. I last saw her exactly one week ago, I didn't expect that to be the last. She's such a darling, but i guess it's a good thing she won't have to put up with her scum of a maid anymore. That maid is dangerous to children.

Bye bye karen! We'll miss you!

 

Explosive mood

April 13th 2010 8:50 am
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Today ah ma banned fomfomfom from thinking bad about her nephew.

Fomfomfom got so mad her ears are still smokin'. I think I'd better go to bed so no one will find any fault with me.

Toodles!

 

Old people

April 12th 2010 8:30 am
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My joints are not so good these couple of days. I can't jump high or stand properly on my hind legs. It's the arthritis that I've been afflicted with in my youth, last year. I must be more diligent in eating my supplements so that I may jump high and run fast and create mayhem in a chaotic world. How artistic.

Fomfomfom has a bad knee too. She had to buy some glucosamine ointment today sneakily from a healthfoods store and apply it to her knee, bemoaning all the way. How poetic.

 

Too busy

April 11th 2010 8:51 am
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We had guests over today. Ah ma's brother came over from China and he wanted to cook some of their hometown dishes for us. And cooked he did. Everyone binged. I was given some pig trotters and I must say it's the best I've had. The meat was tender and the skin gooey. It's good for my joints, it must be. Yums.

I heard from Auntie Jolene that my Sugar mummy's bed is torn so I sent Fomfomfom out to buy her a replacement. It's a nice big fluffy mattress. I hope my mama likes it. Beams.

I'm so tired from all that hosting (plus I missed my afternoon nap) I was zonked out most of the evening. It didn't help that the kangeroo jerky I had didn't quite go down well so my stummy was feeling a little funny.

I best sleep this off.

Good night everybody!

 

Stop callin' me Pingu

April 10th 2010 10:10 am
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We saw the bean bean today and we found out that her ears are infected. Apparently the infection spread to her backside and that's why she has two patches of brown on her behind. It sounds a little incredible so we're not quite sure we believe that. In any case, everyone should take care of their ears; I know because I had problems with my ears.

And speaking of problems and ears brings me to the next two things I want to talk about. Problems, about my legs. My joints are acting up a little again. This is where I inform Ah ma that I need more collagen. All that beautiful sticky gooey stuff she cooks. All for my tums.

And ears, the stupid korean drama they were watching. There was a chihuahua in the show and his name is Sangu. He was wearing headphones. Silly little thing. Someone tell them to stop watching Sangu and stop calling me Pingu.

Stupido.

 

Precious items

April 9th 2010 9:44 am
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Ah bee wondered why I have to keep my bottle securely in the day and sleep with it at night. I told her solemnly that it is only becoming for one to take extra care with one's beloved items. Doesn't she do that with her precious things?

Ah bee said she's having a problem there. Her most precious item walks about and keeps a bottle. Would I consider giving her some advice on how to keep it, in a becoming fashion?

I told her it would be wisest to let it continue walking about.

 
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