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Bird-cat

March 17th 2015 5:02 am
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We have been waking up early because there's nothing to do so we go to bed early. Except ah bee doesn't and she was so tired after this morning's walk she lay on the floor and slept for 2 hours. Later she told us she dreamt about me and a cat. The cat looks like a bird and it tried to bite ah bee.

I think maybe I should exempt her from morning walk duties for a few days.

 

Goose's revenge

March 16th 2015 6:20 am
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Today they went out for lunch and ah ma had foie gras for the first time in 10 years. It was momentous. Then she came home and had indigestion.

I've never tried foie gras. But I hear it's kind of cruel.

 

Frightful

March 15th 2015 7:51 am
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They said there are two types of dogaroos in the world - the kind that follows their owners and the kind that are followed by their owners. I belong to the latter group. I don't know why they bother stating the obvious.

Anyway, there's a studio portrait we took 7 years ago and Ah bee was saying I look the same but none of them do. She said we should go take another one and then she will tie her hair up in pigtails. I don't know why she suddenly felt the urge to channel her inner Nina Wang but it's grosses.

Ah bee's grosses.

 

Back!

March 14th 2015 7:56 am
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Ah bee came back today. I jumped jumped jumped, and they all agreed I was very cute.

Yawn, I must sleep now.

 

Branded

March 13th 2015 5:59 am
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Ah ma went out today and made new glasses. A branded pair, she told us proudly. Fomfomfom scoffed that she's never heard of the Mona Lisa brand, and neither has Cha.

I'm with ah ma. It's got a brand, it's branded, yes.

 

Magic act

March 12th 2015 2:48 am
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Today I was throwing a tantrum in the room so they put me in the lower living room. Perhaps I can get some sun and enjoy the flowers so that I may be in a better mood. Then fomfomfom had to go to the toilet, and I was left alone.

Ta dah! I next appeared outside cha's room and said hello to her. Cha was astonished and fomfomfom flew out of the toilet but no one could figure out how I got around everything they put in place to keep me in.

Cha says we'll do it again tomorrow; I gotta show her how I did it.

 

My arched back

March 11th 2015 4:51 am
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Ah ma is concerned my back is arched and keeps bringing it up. We tell her that's coz my back hurts, but ah ma remains skeptical. Then she brings it up again.

Ah ma loves me and I live ah ma.

 

Midnight stroll

March 10th 2015 6:50 am
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They locked me up so I have had no choice but to sleep. And they make me go to bed at 9pm. I've been sleeping so much that I decided to take a midnight stroll last night. I went into their toilet, then I went into ah ma's room, then they thought I wanted to poop, so I was carried into the other balcony.

They were pinged.

 

The knot

March 9th 2015 6:43 am
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There's this knot in my leash that's at least a week old. They don't bother to unknot it and just bring me down with that embarrassing thing everyday. It makes me look neglected.

I'm going to tell ah ma.

 

Stowsway

March 8th 2015 12:14 am
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Eee, I read about this chihuahua in the US who hid in the luggage and attempted to be a stowaway. But it was found by the customs people and its mug shot taken. How humiliating.

I didn't try to be a stowaway in ah bee's luggage last night when she went to Taiwan. I'm not stupid like a chihuahua.

 
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