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Bye Mimi

October 15th 2016 9:53 am
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Today we heard that Mimi passed away 3 weeks ago. She was 16 or 17. That's a good old age, especially the condition she was in. But still it's sad to hear and it's been a sad week indeed.

Fomfomfom came up with a way to feed me the antibiotics. She'd feed me some pumpkin coated in olive oil first so that my stomach isn't empty and I won't throw up so easily. Then she hid the medicine in the pumpkin and forcefed it to me.

So far so good.

Also Ah bee tells me she might have piles. Okay.



October 14th 2016 4:16 am
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Today the air con men came and no one told me. They kept me in the dark, literally, with ah ma's blackout curtains. But ah bee opened the door and I smelled strangers and the cat was out of the bag. Or the doggie was out of the room, as it were, if you will.

Ah bee thought she could hide the antibiotic in the pork but it was so obvious it was pathetic. I was like, what is this shit. Then I spat it out, and spat and spat and fomfomfom swooped me up and I was on the perch in the bathroom and they forced it down my throat.

Back to the drawing board, I heard.



October 13th 2016 8:19 am
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My friend Punch passed away today. I hope he's in a happy place now.



October 12th 2016 5:07 am
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Of course I ended up at the vet's today. They are mighty pleased with themselves, the heartless wretches, I suppose; they forced me to poop in the house last night. I went in the bathroom. I even peed in there to show my displeasure. It's a lot of firsts for a little bit after midnight.

Anyway, the vet woman gave them a dressing down. Now it's antibiotics for ten days and only food cooked to 126% overdone. The antibiotic is tickly, she warned, and must be taken with food. It is too tickly; I threw it up with all my 126% done pork.

They pretended to be the postman. I didn't fall for it so they just clipped the leash on my collar and let me walk out the door. It was reckless and dangerous. Suppose I had slipped my collar. How do we stand that?

Talking about standing it. It was shih tzu day at the vet's. Like 4 of us all at once. We met one most insolent shih tzu girl who was getting a temple rub from her mummy while glaring at us and we agreed that was a bad one.

They think she might be worse than me.


Sick star

October 11th 2016 8:46 am
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I never thought I'll say this but I think it was too much liver yesterday. At about noon, I went dididi around the house and when they didn't bring me down, I went at Ah ma's balcony. I didn't have to go again until my evening walk. It wasn't much but there was some blood towards the end. We hurriedly made an appointment for the vet for tomorrow.

They wanted to starve me and tried to give me porridge for dinner. I said what is this shit and they finally went to cook me my pork. I thought I'd better eat the porridge too in case they decide to starve me again.

Good thing I did; I only got 30 tiny kibble for supper.



October 10th 2016 4:07 am
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Today's word is liver. It was liver city. Bonanza. Ah ma cooked this porky porridge for lunch and everyone had to feed me something from their bowl. It was the rule.

And then there must have been too much pork stuff ah ma continued cooking it for dinner and ah bee had to give up half her soup bowl to me.

I heard something about an overdose.



October 9th 2016 8:45 pm
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There's something wrong with the water pump so the water pressure has been erratic to say the least. Ah bee gets it worst and she tells me sometimes she'd be standing there all shampooed and there would be no water for a couple of minutes. 

That's okay coz it doesn't affect any of us. But today she came down and announced she just took a dump and there's no water to wash her hands.

I don't even want to ask about the flush.



October 8th 2016 4:09 am
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Today I learnt the King Charles from the next condo is called Sunny. He is 11 years old. I win.

We introduced Jojo to the banana man and Boi Boi. Jojo was suitably impressed and long after we left, they were still gesticulating wildly at each other.

The little French boy who asks every dog owner of he can stwoke the doggie unfortunately asked to stwoke astro today. I think he might need to see a therapist for a couple years.

Shit happens.


Poor ah ma

October 7th 2016 9:22 am
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Yesterday fomfomfom kicked up a fuss when she realised she ran out of shorts coz ah ma hasn't been doing the laundry. I could tell ah ma was very embarrassed.

The stress must have gotten to her coz tonight for dinner, she forgot she had a pot of soup going on in the slow cooker and she went and prepared another pot of soup. We ended up with two types of soup. In like nearly 40 years, this has never happened before.

And it rained today so the clothes are still wet and fomfomfom ran out of bras today. She has like two I think. Point is ah ma was so afraid she went to hairdryer fomfomfom's bra.

My poor poor ah ma.



October 6th 2016 5:17 am
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It rained suddenly this morning and Mop was caught in it. I wasn't. He came in looking like a chicken who dropped into the soup and he was a total drama queen. He played Ha! with me and his mummy admitted he's like that too after his baths. Chey. And we thought he's a cool kind of shih tzu. I would like to see a wet Brownie.

Ah ma insisted on giving me a piece of lard coz she said I might think that she didn't give me any. I was already full of it from ah bee so I didn't eat it.

But I appreciate the sentiment. Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

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