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Ah bee is back!

August 24th 2015 8:26 am
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Ah bee came back early this morning and I was so happy I jumped and hopped, jumped and hopped.

At night they refused to give me roo and no one dared to even look at me. Ah ma kept real quiet and ah bee didn't even move her eyeballs. They sat like statues on the sofa while I glared at them.

Then fomfomfom decided my right ear is smelling suspicious again and they'll put medicine in it tomorrow morning. Woe.

 

Allergy

August 23rd 2015 4:31 am
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I musta eaten something dirty last night. I threw up 3 times, the last time at 2.30am. So all I had yesterday was breakfast and I barely pooped today. Nothing in, nothing out.

I'm growing little bumps on my belly and they decided it's another allergy. This time it's the roo. I'm so angry and I shouted at them and ah ma was so tickled she ordered fomfomfom to give me a pig tendon.

They're quaking in their boots about what they'll give me tomorrow.

 

Boo

August 22nd 2015 4:16 am
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Today is saturday and fomfomfom promised to put on Goofy cartoons for me.

She didn't.

 

Goodbye and good luck!

August 21st 2015 4:15 am
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Today we saw Sammy and Benny for the last time. Me and fomfomfom bumped into them 3 minutes before they left, loading their stuff into the van. Of course fomfomfom extracted 2 kisses from Sammy and Gary said, this is it! Bye!

No more bandits. It's been a good 7 years.

 

Make up liver

August 20th 2015 1:24 am
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Last night I tried telling fomfomfom that I was hungry and want to eat kibble but she won't even look at me and kept saying no. So I wailed and wailed until ah ma and Cha had to intervene. Perhaps she wants kibble, Cha suggested. Fomfomfom was horrified that the thought did not occur to her; she'd, in her narrow minded way, assumed I wanted roo jerky. I wolfed down 160 kibble and fomfomfom was so contrite.

It must be why ah ma fried me up some really really wonderful liver for dinner tonight. Yums.

 

Ah ma loves me

August 19th 2015 4:06 am
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This evening after my walk, I didn't even have to do anything, and ah ma ordered fomfomfom to give me roo jerky. I got ah ma trained.

And the haze is back. Yuck.

 

The weakest link

August 18th 2015 4:38 am
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This morning I felt like roo jerky so I stared at fomfomfom. She refused to understand, so I spelt it out for her. I said, it starts with R. Blank look. I said, then an O, or maybe it's 2 Os. Sigh. The things I have to do. Anyway I got the jerky and Cha said I'm not allowed any tonight.

At night it was just me and fomfomfom and ah ma. I waited till fomfomfom went to shower and I stared at ah ma. Ah ma was fearful but she didn't budge so I shouted at her. She feebly said no. Then fomfomfom came out and ah ma said, oh xp is so cute, just give her a bit of roo.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Indian

August 17th 2015 4:44 am
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Today I saw an Indian lady walking a white dog in the next door condo. The dog was all white and fluffy, like Janice, and its owners had put a red mark in the middle of its forehead.

So cute.

 

No roo

August 16th 2015 4:27 am
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It isn't spring after all.

Or maybe it's a different kind of spring. Fomfomfom gave me some liver from her lunch.

Ok.

 

Roo!

August 15th 2015 4:33 am
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It was a lovely Saturday morning so fomfomfom put on a Donald duck dvd and gave me a roo jerky.

Then in the evening she gave me a fom special and then forgot about giving me liver. (That's ok coz I'm thinking of roo these days; every few days fom gives me a little.) So i care beared her and then I shouted at her and then she said she gives up then I got a roo jerky.

Two sparrows make a spring.

 
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