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A present

February 2nd 2016 7:37 am
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We heard Mop found a baby bird under a car this morning and he had it in his mouth before his mummy even knew what. She said maybe he wanted to give her the bird, like the cat she used to have. The cat brought her a mouse once and she kept the mouse as a pet after that.

How come they didn't think of keeping the iguanas and lizards I caught as pets?

 

Money

February 1st 2016 8:16 am
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Today fomfomfom went to the bank and came back with a big envelope stuffed full of money. I hope she didn't rob the bank. Then I heard her tell ah bee that they're all going to give me twelve dollars soon and ah ma will give me more than that because ah ma loves me so much.

It's that time of the year again.

 

Leave good enough alone

January 31st 2016 7:11 pm
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I finished my pork and butternut squash kibble and they bought me a new flavour - lamb and apple. It's much bigger in size and I can't swallow it without chewing. I don't like it. I ate 6 for supper and went to bed.

Then I overheard them talking about blitzing the kibble in ah ma's food processor. Oh man. I don't want to be here when that happens.

 

How snails are grown

January 30th 2016 2:45 am
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There's a bush that has a lot of big fat snails on it always. And then just to complete the picture, there are butterflies too.Today we counted seven snails on it. They were in clusters, coz they can't bear to be alone; it's so lonely.

It's a snail bush.

 

Eaglet and egglet

January 29th 2016 7:57 am
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Ah bee's always paranoid about me sunning myself on the balcony. She thinks one day an eagle will spot me, swoop down and steal me and then bring me home to be its eaglet.

And as if that's not stupid enough, she said today, "I don't think Xp has what it takes to be an eaglet; she's at most an egglet."

I think she was dropped on her head when she was a baby.

 

Rain

January 28th 2016 3:54 am
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It started raining at 3 in the afternoon and went on and on until my evening walk was all ruined. Fomfomfom said at least we got 2 good days; the weather forecast said it was going to rain all week. 3 days of rain in 1, it was a good thing. Ah bee said geelong in Australia got 2 weeks of rain in 20 minutes. Eek. And I was the only doggie I saw, no one else got a walk in this rotten weather. I guess I win.

And that sloth hugging the traffic barrier is so cute.

 

Jump and hop

January 27th 2016 7:16 am
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Fomfomfom felt so sorry about the liver situation yesterday she ran out and bought me some. I got a few slices the moment she got home. Delicious and it made my afternoon nap so much better.

Perhaps that is why I was so energetic at night. I jumped and hopped and played with them and everyone was so happy.

Even Ah bee who got shat on by a bird today.

 

No liver

January 26th 2016 4:39 am
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Ah ma gave me a bath today but when it was over, there was no liver. I always have liver after a bath and I waited and waited but there was none. I was so disappointed. And fomfomfom kept saying sorry that she hadn't realized that we had run out.

I'm so disappointed.

 

The new fatty boms

January 25th 2016 5:18 am
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We were watching a programme on fat people the other night and because it's a British show, they measure weight in stone. 1 stone is 6 odd kilogram. I am 1 stone.

And ah ma is a boulder. She attended a wedding dinner last night and told us that she can no longer fit into a dress that she wore to another dinner 6 months ago. 6 months! Fomfomfom told her solemnly that she should be ashamed and she needs to reflect.

I think so too.

 

Unnatural

January 24th 2016 6:37 am
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Yesterday I read in the papers that there was an unveiling of new kinds of dogs. Like the waterproof dog. I wonder how he's going to bathe. Why do they do such things.

Today I hear it's snowing in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Maybe the snow will come to Singapore too. But it was so hot today.

Maybe tomorrow.

 
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