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Cats and dogs

January 17th 2015 3:59 am
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Ooh, this fomfomfom made me so angry today. She dragged me home when it's still so bright out, just coz I picked up a couple of snacks off the ground and ate them. I sulked and then ah bee's boyfriend came in and I ignored him and everyone told fomfomfom she's in big trouble. I forgave her later coz I got hungry and I needed her to feed me. I don't hold grudges.

There's this black lab in Seattle who takes the bus on her own. We thought that's the cutest. Then there's this cat in Russia who saved a baby by keeping it warm.

We think that might just be made up.

 

Yao Bei Na

January 16th 2015 7:24 am
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There's this Chinese singer that we like. She died today. She was only 33.

We are very sad.

 

Good deal

January 15th 2015 4:17 am
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Ah ma went to the casino to redeem abalone, and while fomfomfom was twiddling her thumbs waiting for her to emerge, ah ma managed a flutter at the roulette tables and won something like $300. Of which she gave me $100. I'm so happy, coz today the casino gave us abalone, money and free parking. Ah ma is happy too.

Free parking, fomfomfom only realized today. With ah ma's membership card. I think we'll be making great use of the casino car park from now on.

 

Voice types

January 14th 2015 8:30 am
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I don't know why they were talking about voice types just now but they decided I'm a contralto. That's coz I have such a deep and sexy voice.

Except when she's sleep talking, they said. Then she can reach the whistle register.

I think they are quite mad.

 

Grosses

January 13th 2015 6:56 am
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Our aluminum gate is falling apart and finally we're going to get it changed. They asked me to pick a design so I chose one with a kiddy outline. Fomfomfom asked which one I prefer and I told her and she exclaimed, "Grosses!" I think she is gross.

Then Jandelle was holding Chloe's leash and I chased them both and they fled and when Jandelle realized all was lost, she spun around, held out her arms horizontally and declared,"Stop!" with great authority. fomfomfom and ah bee almost died laughing. Then raydon sulked and his maid asked him if he was afraid of Chloe, but he said no. Grumbling, he said he's afraid of THAT one. Me. Moi.

He's grosses. And his sister too.

 

Big day

January 12th 2015 5:44 am
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Today is ah bee's 30th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I pooped heroically 3 times. I know she loved it.

Happy birthday, ah bee!!

 

Money!

January 11th 2015 6:52 am
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I found 5 dollars on the ground today and wanted to go spend my new found wealth in the shop. I usually just go in to window shop because I have no money and no one seems to want to extend me credit. I've had my eye on the salted fish for a long time now.

So I kept waiting outside the shop for someone to open the door for me. I even scratched the door a few times but it didn't work.

They told me the shop is closed but I think it's just a conspiracy to steal my money.

I must try again tomorrow.

 

Lila

January 10th 2015 2:40 am
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We saw Lila sitting forlornly outside the gym today. For one hour she sat there looking into the gym. Poor girl was waiting for her mummy. Everyone who walked past praised her and called her a good girl and a sweetheart.

I sit downstairs all the time too but no one calls me a sweetheart.

 

I'm so polite

January 9th 2015 2:11 am
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Last night ah bee asked me to bark before she'd feed me, but I thought it's kinda late and ah ma is asleep so I snorted instead. Ah bee told me to try again so I snorted again. Third time. Then they reminded me ah ma is away so I must not be afraid of disturbing her sleep. So I barked once politely and they clapped their hands and fed me.

This morning Cha showed us all a video showing another doggie who was asked to bark politely. They squealed in joy and I thought what's the big deal. Us doggies are all polite and clever.

It's not a rare thing like they imagine.

 

Barf

January 8th 2015 5:40 am
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Ah ma is away but she should see the lunch they are rustling up for themselves these two days. Porridge with raw onions and garlic. And pickles, in case anyone is still hungry.

I get sick just thinking about it.

 
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