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Orbee

August 18th 2014 7:52 am
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We sent ah bee a 30 second video of my backside last night and she asked for a longer one next time. She says she misses me so much that she's looking at my photos and sniffing the screen.

That must be criminal.

 

Tears in my eyes

August 17th 2014 8:10 am
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I suddenly thought of my kangaroo jerky which I haven't had for months so I told fomfomfom to give me some. I was very sad and fomfomfom was very sad too. But I couldn't have any coz we're still monitoring my liver's renewed good health.

Fomfomfom promised we'll rethink the kangaroo question in a few weeks.

 

Magnum classic

August 16th 2014 8:24 am
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Today we bought ah ma a magnum from the shop and ah ma ate it happily. But how she managed to get a blister on her tongue after eating ice cream is beyond us.

 

Happy day!

August 15th 2014 8:04 am
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Ooh, I went to the vet today and I passed my blood test!! I don't know how long it has been since i last passed, but it seemed like a real long time ago. Even the vet said so. For sure i haven't passed it this year. Everyone was surprised and we celebrated immediately when we got home. Liver is always good.

But it seems ah bee hasn't been emptying my anal sacs so well. The vet woman said it was like squeezing toothpaste out of a real small hole and it took her a long time to do it. And they laughed at me for putting on a little bit of weight.

I don't care. I'm so healthy.

 

Pink today

August 14th 2014 8:50 am
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Cha wondered if I like green coz I always bring out my green towel and wag my tail at it. Or if it's because it's the only towel that is folded every morning. So she decided to fold all my towels today and place them in a row to see which one I would pick. She made sure that the first one was not the green one.

Of course I took the first folded towel. Duh.

 

Whatever

August 13th 2014 8:25 am
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Ah ma lost $12 in today's mahjong game. We really don't hold high hopes for her. I don't even remember if she'd ever won any money before. Her skills ain't too good, I suppose.

And Cha sent a video of me throwing a fit in my Burberry bed to ah bee. Ah bee then requested a video of me everyday. Fomfomfom said she'll send ah bee a video of herself three times a day. Maybe even a video of her beautiful grape-like toes.

I can't be bothered with them.

 

The blossoming

August 12th 2014 7:52 am
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Supernut informs that Nom Yen has become a woman.

We're so happy for her.

 

I'm not a beggar

August 11th 2014 8:00 am
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Today I picked a piece of chicken off the ground at the BBQ pit and Cha got angry. She called me a beggar and dragged me home.

In the afternoon ah ma came home after losing all her money at the casino and I didn't dare to ask for money. Ah ma said she only had $2 left.

I guess we're both beggars today.

 

New toothbrush

August 10th 2014 7:38 am
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My new toothbrush is making my gums bleed. I don't like it but fomfomfom insists on brushing my teeth everyday.

I'll have to tell ah ma to cook me liver to make up for my massive gummy blood loss.

 

Happy 49th!

August 9th 2014 5:37 am
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It is Singapore's 49th birthday today. To celebrate, fomfomfom brought me down for a real long walk. Then we came home and I bathed and fomfomfom put on my red collar for me coz I'm a Singaporean. We watched the fireworks together on tv.

Now I'm all pooped out from the festivities.

 
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