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RIP Mr Lee

March 23rd 2015 8:08 am
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Today is a very sad day for Singapore. We are very sad.

 

Gadgets

March 22nd 2015 7:21 am
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A handheld vacuum cleaner was delivered to our house today and ah bee started it up right away. It was loud and it frightened me. I'm going to tell fomfomfom it's banned and she can only use the broom to sweep the floor.

They also bought a black box thing that lets them watch illegal things on the Telly and they keep promising to let me watch Gummy Bears. It's been 3 days and I only heard the gummy song once.

I'm going to call the police and tell them about the illegal things they do.

 

I smell so nice

March 21st 2015 7:28 am
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Today Fomfomfom tried to trim the hair under my paws. Only she didn't charge the shaver so it ran out of juice quite quickly. She got angry at her own incompetency and then she told everyone I was uncooperative. I only snarled at her a couple of times, I don't know what her problem is.

And then Ah ma gave me a bath and I'm all fluffy again. I haven't had an Ah ma special in over a month so it feels real good.

I love ah ma.

 

Trots trots

March 20th 2015 5:41 am
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My hind legs are weak so they say I must eat some pig's trotters to strengthen them. I don't think eating legs to strengthen legs make sense, but I'm not complaining. Today ah ma went to the market and bought a front pig's paw for me. Then she boiled it real long in water and I got 2 pieces steaming hot.

Yummers.

 

Smelly cat

March 19th 2015 5:01 am
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They haven't bathed me in 15 days. That's half a full moon you know.

Maybe I can push it to one full moon.

 

Why did the monkey cross the road?

March 18th 2015 7:07 am
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They brought me to the vet again. He said I'm doing real well, and we should just keep it up for another 3 weeks or so. No need to think about surgery. Whoopee!

The more important thing is, I saw a monkey today for the first time. Outside the vet's. It must have walked over from the nearby reservoir. Mebbe it was feeling ill and came over to visit the doctor.

But it didn't have money.

 

Bird-cat

March 17th 2015 5:02 am
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We have been waking up early because there's nothing to do so we go to bed early. Except ah bee doesn't and she was so tired after this morning's walk she lay on the floor and slept for 2 hours. Later she told us she dreamt about me and a cat. The cat looks like a bird and it tried to bite ah bee.

I think maybe I should exempt her from morning walk duties for a few days.

 

Goose's revenge

March 16th 2015 6:20 am
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Today they went out for lunch and ah ma had foie gras for the first time in 10 years. It was momentous. Then she came home and had indigestion.

I've never tried foie gras. But I hear it's kind of cruel.

 

Frightful

March 15th 2015 7:51 am
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They said there are two types of dogaroos in the world - the kind that follows their owners and the kind that are followed by their owners. I belong to the latter group. I don't know why they bother stating the obvious.

Anyway, there's a studio portrait we took 7 years ago and Ah bee was saying I look the same but none of them do. She said we should go take another one and then she will tie her hair up in pigtails. I don't know why she suddenly felt the urge to channel her inner Nina Wang but it's grosses.

Ah bee's grosses.

 

Back!

March 14th 2015 7:56 am
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Ah bee came back today. I jumped jumped jumped, and they all agreed I was very cute.

Yawn, I must sleep now.

 
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