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Eyes and ears

October 23rd 2014 8:33 am
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Ah ma says her vision is a bit cloudy these days so cha brought her to see an eye doctor today. Turns out she doesn't have cataract; her eyes are a little dry that's all. Nothing to worry about.

We cannot say the same for ah bee's ears. She went to watch two tennis matches today and she said Maria Sharapova's grunts sounded so obscene her ears nearly fell out.




October 22nd 2014 12:32 am
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Fomfomfom says I'm the most wonderful thing in the world and like me, all things wonderful start with p. Like pooches, puppies and pies. Also porridge, pickles and pasta.

Then ah bee giggled and said, "Porridge, pickles and pucumbers".

Er. I think she doesn't get it.


Rainy day

October 21st 2014 8:10 am
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It rained heavily in the morning and we thought that was it, but it rained again just before I went for my evening walk. Everything was splooshy and I was dainty and I wasn't happy. I didn't want to take my daily pic for "From bugs to bow wow". So ah bee had to make do with a picture taken elsewhere.

All that rain coz ah ma washed the bedsheets.


Best before, good after

October 20th 2014 4:35 am
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Ah bee realized the Tim Tams she brought back from Australia are past their best before date. Fomfomfom said no problem, she'll take care of them.

In this house, we believe it's best before but still good after.



October 19th 2014 2:29 am
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We saw a German Shepherd today and it looked at me quizzically for a while before going away.

Ah bee said it must have been wondering what kind of a rodent I am.

I'm so insulted.


Bad music

October 18th 2014 7:54 am
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Ah bee bought so much music that she had to listen all day with earphones, or else she can't finish them all. Then she must have gotten bored so she stuck her earphones in my ears. I didn't like the music at all so I ran away and hid under the piano.

I didn't like the bom bom bom.


No one taught me

October 17th 2014 7:48 am
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Today Cha came across a word she didn't know and had to ask ah ma. Fomfomfom mocked her and Cha, defensive, challenged fomfomfom to another word. Of course fomfomfom got it right. Later fomfomfom called Cha illiterate. Ah bee, chiming in, said, Cha and xp, both of them illiterate.

Though one wonders what Cha is doing learning calligraphy when she is illiterate.


Seeing green

October 16th 2014 8:21 am
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Today ah bee's boyfriend came and we lay on the same cushion while he gave me some loving'. Ah bee said I'm not affectionate like that with them and called me a slut. Then she took photos so she may show everyone and complain about us.

I think she's just jealous. Ha!


Dew drop

October 15th 2014 9:01 am
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Ah bee says I am like a dew drop - a perfect creation of nature, pure and beautiful.

Yes it is true but she's so creepy.


Yes we did

October 14th 2014 7:25 am
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Yesterday we stole a bag of fertilizer from the condo. We even filled up another bag and gave it to the bananaman. We happily presented it to ah ma but ah am frowned at our theft.

We are unrepentant.

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