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Excesses

November 23rd 2014 5:58 am
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Today ah bee went out for a buffet lunch and she came back and told us all about the spread. That inspired fom who is going for a buffet dinner later tonight. No doubt she will overeat as well.

I think buffets are such bad ideas - they encourage people to overindulge and is a waste of food.

They should have a buffet tax like how they tax cigarettes and alcohol.

What a brilliant idea. I'm so clever sometimes I scare myself.

 

Dolly the lucky one

November 22nd 2014 3:35 am
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It is Saturday today and of course we met dolly in her best pink leash, all ready to go for dinner in another dog cafe. Her daddy and mummy have made it their mission to go to all the dog cafes until dolly gets eaten up by an unfriendly Rottweiler.

Giggles. Yes, I'm jealous.

 

Stummy upset

November 21st 2014 6:25 am
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I'm almost a bow wow now and my hair is so long it's poking me in the eye. Fomfomfom snipped it off in half a minute and the world is beautiful again.

Until this evening. I threw up my dinner after my evening walk and I missed my first supper. Then I didn't eat much for my second supper and i didn't drink much water either.

Everyone is heartbroken.

 

Mayor Ping

November 20th 2014 1:53 am
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We saw in the papers today that a chihuahua was made mayor of San Francisco for one day. Her title was Her Honour the Mayor of San Francisco. She retired after one day and in her retirement package were a doggy bed and toys, amongst others.

I wondered how she ran for office but they told me her daddy bought the post for her for 5 thousand dollars.

I want to be a mayor too. I'm going to ask ah ma to buy it for me.

 

Abandoned baby

November 19th 2014 7:24 am
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I don't know what they are up to but fom has been holing up in her room more often now. And I'd be in the living room with ah bee who would suddenly disappear too. I'm feeling a little neglected. Last week they were smacking my behind and saying 'abandoned baby bottom'. Well today I'm feeling like an abandoned baby. And I made sure I told them that.

They promised to do better tomorrow.

 

Winter is here

November 18th 2014 5:54 am
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It's been raining everyday and my hair is kinda long so every time I go downstairs for my walk, I get wet. They keep saying I'm smelling real funky, especially that bit between my eyes and above my nose, which has never been scrubbed with shampoo. They keep rubbing it and smelling their fingers. They're real offensive people.

And it's been more than a week and they're still not bathing me. No doubt they will say I smell funky tomorrow. They are so sickening.

 

Cold evening

November 17th 2014 6:08 am
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Ah bee was eating a baguette for dessert after dinner so I asked her to carry me up to the couch so I may sit right beside her. Then we shared the baguette and I thought it was delicious.

Ah bee said what a darling I was, to share a baguette with her on a cold evening.

 

Pinged

November 16th 2014 6:27 am
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So last night ah ma, Cha and ah bee went to attend a wedding dinner, leaving fomfomfom and me at home. It was very quiet with only the two of us and I was a little bored so I decided to ping her. I looked at her for a while when she was scratching my neck and then I'll stare at her shoulder so it looks like I'm looking at something behind her. Giggles. It totally spooked her and she immediately went to sit on the sofa so her back is against the wall.

She was so relieved when they finally came home. Hehe.

 

Name calling

November 15th 2014 6:46 am
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Ah am came back bearing a piece of roast pork coz her niece got married today. Then she waved it in front of my nose. Then I had a bit of it for lunch.

This was despite ah ma calling me names yesterday. She called me a Fatty Pom Pom. But I don't allow such things to get me down. I'm resilient that way. Tonight they went for a ten course wedding dinner.

Tomorrow I shall call ah ma a Fatty Pom Pom.

 

Someone's clever

November 14th 2014 1:02 am
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But the person is not ah ma. They gave her a free room but she lost more than 6 times the cost of the stay in the casino.

I think I want to open a casino.And I only need one person to come to my casino.

 
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