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I told you so

July 14th 2014 9:31 am
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They made me wake up to watch the World Cup finals but I was so sleepy I could barely open my eyes. I decided we should all forget about watching the match and I tried to herd them off to bed but no one paid any attention to me. I was going to go complain to Ah ma when I realised Ah ma was up too. Goodness what is wrong with all of them? I gave up after the first half and I went back to my room to sleep on my own.

The only happy thing is that I won the bet and there's now going to be money in my shoebox.

It's a good thing this thing happens only once in every 4 years.


World Cup

July 13th 2014 9:28 am
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They tell me I have to wake up later at 3am to watch the finals so I'm going to bed now.

In a while crocodile!


The face that doesn't pass

July 12th 2014 9:59 am
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The vet woman finally called us back. I didn't pass, as expected but it wasn't too bad. Maybe it's just old age, she says.

One more month of supplements I guess.


Another vet visit

July 11th 2014 8:39 am
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We went to the vet to do my blood test and as usual the vet woman was supposed to call us with the results. Except she didn't and we still don't know if I passed or failed.

I guess it must not be too bad if she can just leave it like that.

One can hope.


Serial bird killers

July 10th 2014 9:23 am
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Yesterday, Fomfomfom found a little egg wedged between the sofa. We were all so puzzled; when did the bird fly into our house and how did she manage to lay an egg without any of us noticing?

So anyway, she didn't know what to do with it so she moved it outside and left it in Ah ma's flower pot.

Today the egg has turned dark brown, it looks like it's petrified or something. Sigh, we can do no right when it comes to them birds.


That's history being made

July 10th 2014 9:17 am
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This morning I woke up and heard that Germany beat Brazil 7-1. What a stunner. Now they just need to win the championship and I will have 120 bucks in my shoebox.

Can’t wait.


A kangaroo heist

July 8th 2014 9:38 am
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Fomfomfom tells me they saw kangaroos in Australia and I asked why she didn't buy one for me. She said they aren't for sale so I said she should have stolen one. Climb into its pouch and say giddyup and ride away, I told her.

They said I'm a real clever girl.


They're back

July 7th 2014 10:25 am
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Ah ma and Fomfomfom are back! It's real happy. Except Fomfomfom says she missed me very much and she's going to give me lotsa lovin' tomorrow.

I'm suddenly a little afraid.


All about the poop

July 6th 2014 9:14 am
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When you eat a lot of durians, you will end up constipated. They always have to learn the hard way.

Anyway, Ah bee was picking up after me today and there was a little left on the grass which she couldn't pick up coz my poop was a little watery. So she decided to pick up a leaf and place it over the spot so no one will step on it. Except someone else also had the same idea; the leaf she chose was smeared with somebody's poop already.

Giggles. I guess when you're outside, it is still best to leave stones, leaves and whatnot, unturned.


Useless people

July 5th 2014 9:52 am
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Someone made my mamas very angry today and I think he should just steer clear of them. Especially of Fomfomfom whom I hear will be back on Monday.


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