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Night jaunt

May 17th 2016 6:51 am
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Today was bongzaza. I sat at the back gate and I saw more than 10 doggies and I barked at all of them. I'm so superior.

At night I was at home with fomfomfom and ah ma when I felt a stummyache. I made ah ma open her window to her balcony and I went dididi and then I ran out and went to the living room balcony and then I ran into fomfomfom's room and then her toilet. Fomfomfom was following me with serviettes by then. Then she offered me ah ma's balcony again but I found that unsuitable and I went to the main door. So fomfomfom brought me down immediately while ah ma cooed sympathetically.

I trotted and peed and sat to enjoy the night until fomfomfom threatened to bring me home. Then I gave her my diarrhoea and we were all pleased. Fomfomfom told me proudly it's my first night jaunt this year.

And what a good girl I am to tell adults of my stummyache.


Looks too good

May 16th 2016 9:04 am
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There was some frogu left over from my supper just now and ah bee said she'll finish it. But Fomfomfom said it's too expensive and she's not allowed to eat it. She reluctantly put the frogu back into the fridge.

Might as well; we don't want to end up with a Serena Williams situation on our hands. Yes the one where she ate her doggaroo's food and got the runs. That will teach all of you to steal our food.


Movie Nite

May 15th 2016 7:20 am
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It's our condo's inaugural movie night. A huge truck with a big screen and pimped up with lights was in the car park this evening and I took photos with the wooden prop thing. I must have been the first one. Maybe only one. Then it rained heavily and we thought the movie night must be cancelled. But the rain stopped and the movie started just half an hour late. Ah ma moved to the bedroom behind coz it was so noisy.

They didn't bring me down to watch it. It's Superman. Maybe next time they'll play a nice cartoon.


Skin and bones

May 14th 2016 1:49 am
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That's what I'm reduced to. I've lost 10% of my weight since I started on this frogu nonsense. And I have 10 more days to go.

I think I'll be quite happy to go to the vet then.

And sigh we have Zika in Singapore.


Friday the 13th

May 13th 2016 5:57 am
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We feel so sad that our cute Finance Minister had had a stroke. We hope he recovers soon. Singapore's having some bad luck recently.

But ah ma is happy coz the doctor cleared her of her UTI. And they brought her to eat expensive ramen for her belated Mother's Day whatever.

I'm not happy coz I'm starving.


Best laid plans of mice and men and dog

May 12th 2016 8:48 am
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I've lost so much weight since I started eating the frogu. It's alarming. Fomfomfom keeps telling me she's very sorry but she's got plans for me after we see the vet end of the month. It sounds very hopeful. It sounds like a lot of liver.

Okay I guess I can wait a little.


My great great grandmother

May 11th 2016 5:22 am
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Auntie Chris came up at 9am to visit ah ma and it turned into a 2 hour gossip session with ah ma and all my mamas. I was so bored that I slept under the table far away from them all.

We learnt, though, that we have a very progressive great-grandmother in the family. She was rich and she had 2 husbands. And she made them do whatever she wanted. Beam.

Ah bee was so impressed.



May 10th 2016 9:42 am
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Ah yi mamas came over to visit ah ma today. Uncle teddy bear came too. It's nice to have people over sometimes; I was busy welcoming everyone and it was very happy. But tiring. Plus it was a very hot day.

Which brings me to ah bee's skin which is grosses. She makes all of us very itchy with all that scratching.



May 9th 2016 3:40 am
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This morning the lift came up and the mad woman was in it. She saw me and cha and she closed the lift door. I think that's kinda rude, but maybe it's just kinda mad.

I'm so sick of frog I refused to eat my breakfast and dinner. We'll see who gives in first.


Mother's Day

May 8th 2016 8:27 am
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It's mother's day so first thing this morning I gave fomfomfom a fart. She loved it and she praised me for being a good girl.

Ah ma got 3 popiahs from them. It's sounds so pathetic but ah ma's face lit up when she heard about the popiahs. I'm thinking she likes her present.

And then at night ah ma received a voice memo from Crispy. In it he asked if she's ok and then he sang her the birthday song. Ah ma was so happy even though it's not her birthday.

Happy day.

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