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Sacrilege

January 6th 2014 6:36 am
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And fomfomfom made me sit through my haircut while the moving men were taking away the massage chair. I really wanted to go supervise them.

It is the worst thing that happened to me this year.

 

P-Rex

January 5th 2014 8:39 am
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Fomfomfom's still talking about the dinosaurs and about how small I am. Then they started calling me P-Rex. I think they are mocking me.

Ah bee was home today so Fomfomfom cut my hair. Dang. She managed the body and left my head for tomorrow. So I have a big head and a small body now. I hope I don't meet too many people tomorrow; so embarrassing.

 

Dino exhibition

January 4th 2014 3:38 am
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Yesterday fomfomfom went to see the dinosaur bones exhibition and then she came back and asked me why I'm so tiny.

I don't know.

 

Haircut

January 3rd 2014 11:08 am
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I saw fomfomfom charging the shaver the other day so I know she's going to cut my hair anytime now. Except it's been a few days since and nothing's happened. Then I realized its coz ah bee has been out gallivanting everyday so there's no one to bring me down after my haircut while fomfomfom cleans up.

Ah bee should go out everyday.

 

Name calling

January 2nd 2014 4:01 am
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Fomfomfom called me a small dog today, so I said she's a small dog's fart. Happily, we agreed on that. Then ah ma wondered if I can have 3 pieces of liver as a treat, and fomfomfom said yes.

For that we upgraded her to a big dog's fart.

 

Resolutions

January 1st 2014 10:32 am
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Happy new year my friends!

They tell me I should resolve to pass all my medical checkups. I think I might be one of those people who end up breaking their resolutions even before January ends.

I'll let you know.

 

2013

December 31st 2013 6:45 am
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Fomfomfom said that I've put 2013 under my belt, what a clever little girl I am. And then she kissed me goodnight and said she'll see me next year.

Ok.

 

Oops

December 30th 2013 9:58 am
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Okay so I failed my blood test but the vet woman said it isn't too bad and she's not worried at all. One month of supplements and I take a reexam after. Maybe I should try to be a good girl this month; chinese new year is in a month's time and I don't want to be a diet when they break out the shabu.

 

Yooshi

December 29th 2013 8:17 am
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They gave me a new toy today. It's from Australia and it's a green dinosaur. From some game called super Mario or something. His name is Yooshi. He doesn't squeak like Pumpkin.

And ah ma and fom and Cha went to a wedding dinner and they just came back and it's after midnight now, I have to go sleep now.

Yawn.

 

Who us

December 28th 2013 8:44 am
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Fomfomfom was cooing over me this afternoon and ah bee saw us. She watched us for a while until she couldn't stand it anymore. Then she said we are nauseating and walked away.

We know she is just jealous.

 
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