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Panda P

October 29th 2015 9:04 am
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China's had a bumper crop of panda cubs this year and they displayed all 18 of them proudly. I told ah ma I want to pretend to be a panda baby too. She said I need to grow my hair a little longer before I can do that. It's all fomfomfom's fault. She cut my hair.

I guess it's okay. I can appear in next year's photo. I look like a panda baby forever, unlike those panda babies; they grow up.



October 28th 2015 4:50 am
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Ah ma made pork buns today but no one thought to give me any.

And fomfomfom tells me ah bee is back tonight.

I'll believe it when I see her.


Or bee

October 27th 2015 6:23 am
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I hear ah bee's stranded in Taiwan for a day coz the plane needs maintenance.

See what happens when u buy cheapo tickets?


Stupid no cure

October 26th 2015 4:05 am
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Yesterday ah ma saw on tv that 2 men fainted while painting in a poorly ventilated space and she got so frightened. Coz she was merrily painting the rental unit a few weeks ago with the aircon on. Fomfomfom was aghast that ah ma didn't know that paint fumes are toxic and ah bee thought then that ah ma knew that, and was just being her ridiculous self when she switched on the aircon to paint.

We had to tell ah ma, who was in shock, that we're very sorry she's so stupid.


New didi

October 25th 2015 4:32 am
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Ah ma went to see my latest didi today; it's his one month celebration. When they came back, I could smell my sister zhuzhu on cha. I miss my sister zhuzhu.

That time she sat on me.


Out gallivanting again

October 24th 2015 3:38 am
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Ah bee bought some cheapo air ticket to the country of Formosa and had to get out of the house at 3am.

I'm not sympathetic.


Pig's intestine

October 23rd 2015 7:44 am
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Ah ma kept laughing at me. First, she criticises my ratty haircut no end. Then, she laughed when I tried to pick up Happy Feet which was suctioned to the floor.

Then she had a demented moment and called her pig's intestine a graveyard. I kept reminding her.

I hope she's contrite.



October 22nd 2015 8:53 am
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It was a busy day. It wasn't time for my haircut yet but they thought the weather's too hot so they did it anyway. I wasn't happy so Fomfomfom didn't manage to do a good job. It's very ratty. Ah ma is not happy with it. She told Fomfomfom to trim it again but Fomfomfom told her to do it herself. I guess this means it stays ratty.

I also had to bathe. But the happy thing is I got liver after that. It's the second time in 2 days.

I must be doing something right.


48 hours

October 21st 2015 7:58 am
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I'm done with the 48 hours after vaccination. They're scared something might happen coz the vet woman said some dogs can still die 48 hours after. Ah ma wasn't concerned. Yesterday, she gave me liver. She pretended she was cooking liver for everyone but I know it's just an excuse to feed me. Giggles.

Then they say I'm putting on weight. Now i'm 6.9kg. It's good to have extra weight in case I fall ill.



Zen buddhism

October 20th 2015 8:35 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom asked me seriously, "Who are you?"

I said, "I am Xiao Ping."

She nodded and looked at me expectantly.

So I said, "I am not Xiao Ping."

Then she smiled and asked me to go on.

Then I said, "You are Xiao Ping!"

That was when she started banging her head against the floor.

I don't know what her problem is.

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