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Planet of the birds

April 19th 2016 8:29 am
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We saw the banana man at the badminton court today and he was surrounded by like 30 birds. We counted 18 mynahs and there were also sparrows and dujuans. It looked a little frightening, he and his army of birds.

They are plotting something.

 

Weight-loss

April 18th 2016 4:35 am
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I'm like loving the frog so ah bee wondered if I was getting enough to eat. So they weighed me this morning and horrors, I'd lost half a kilo in a week. That's 7% of my weight so bee and fomfomfom were kicking themselves and I encouraged it. Only cha thought losing a bit of weight is a good thing.

The frog farm delivered 10 packets of frog to the house today. I'm gonna eat them all. Ah ma is sick mebbe I'll give her a bit to cook frog porridge.

Coz ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Something flew in

April 17th 2016 9:15 am
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So that wretch ah bee caught the flu bug from godknowswhere and then she passed it to ah ma and fomfomfom. Ah ma was supposed to go to a wedding dinner tonight and she had even bought a new dress and made an appointment to set her hair. Poor ah ma. We heard the food was really good too.

Cha tells me she has a headache coming along. It's a very miserable household.

 

The price of Tutu

April 16th 2016 3:56 am
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I met tutu today again. Her daddy said he was in Taiwan and they sell their tutus very cheap. Only $500 per mad doggie. I said that's not cheap. How much did tutu cost?

$2000. Wot? Like more expensive than prime real estate. And God knows she ain't even one sqft.

 

Steroids

April 15th 2016 8:50 am
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They didn't want to give me the steroids the vet man prescribed because the dosage looks heavy. Then they remembered how it got rid of my honking 2 years ago and helped with my back pain a year back. So they bit the bullet and just gave it to me today.

I don't feel anything. But maybe I'll have a bloated stummy like I did last time.

I hope it works.

 

My new diet

April 14th 2016 4:13 am
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Ooh, frogu is so delicious! Who'd have thunk! I ate it like three times last night; I insisted. They thought the prescribed amount might be too little and I was hungry so they increased it this morning. And I was stuffed and went into a food coma till lunchtime.

So now they think I was just being greedy for frogu.

 

Frogu

April 13th 2016 7:44 am
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Tastes like chicken.

 

Haute cuisine

April 12th 2016 9:41 am
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We went to see the vet man today and it was a disaster. He read my medical history and without even looking at my ears, he started talking about deep ear flushing (which needs a GA), CT scans (which need another GA) and removing my ear canals. Fomfomfom and ah bee wanted to cut his ears off.

An hour later, we left with antibiotics, steroids, ear drops, ear cleaner and 2 kg of frozen frogs. He had one good suggestion and that was to find out the underlying cause of my ear infections. He thinks it's food allergies so we need to find me something that I have never eaten before. So frogs. And pumpkin. For 2 months.

So they hit me with liver, pork tendon and kibble tonight. Coz tomorrow onwards, frogus.

Sigh.

 

Don't fight liao lah

April 12th 2016 9:29 am
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Today Youme had a close shave. She was in the lift and her owner was outside holding her leash when the lift door closed. Auntie Youme was shocked but managed to let the leash go and later found Youme on the sixth floor. We think Youme could have been crushed if her leash did not yield to the elevator door. What a nightmare.

And Boss man's sister is fighting with him and giving him a hard time. We're glad the country is telling her to let it go. But it did make international news.

We love Boss man.

 

Better than Su Dong Po

April 10th 2016 8:32 am
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Ah ma came out her room just now and said to us she's going to recite a poem. "Er okay", we said. Then ah ma started with "Ahhhhh" and everyone burst into laughter.

Turns out it's a poem written by an 8 year old boy in China and he likens his mother to a flower and his father to dirt. He's got serious rhyming chops.

It's brilliant.

 
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