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East meets West

June 7th 2014 8:26 am
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Fomfomfom has been sick for about a week. The western doctor says it's a virus and the Chinese doctor says it's because she has been eating too many dumplings.

I'm inclined to think it's the dumplings. That's what you get for being so greedy.

 

I climbed on the sofa

June 6th 2014 7:01 am
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Ah ma was out so ah bee put the big cushion on the floor for me. Later, when ah bee was cooking in the kitchen, I climbed on it and onto the sofa. Ah bee came out of the kitchen and I stood on the middle of the sofa wagging my tail at her. She was delighted.

It's so easy to make them happy.

 

Ding!

June 5th 2014 8:12 am
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It rained before my evening walk so there weren't many people out and about. It gets boring after a while so Ah bee and I spent 30 minutes playing with the elevators.

Like magic, I said.

 

Verbal abuse

June 4th 2014 7:51 am
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Ah ma has recently been rather industrious on the treadmill. It's a good thing except that today she decided she should entertain herself on the treadmill by abusing me.

When I kept my bottle, ah ma said I looked like a real smarty-pants. Then I bit and ran off with some medical tape roll thing, she noticed that too. When I made off with her slipper, she gave me a look.

I think ah ma loves me very much.

 

Practice makes perfect

June 3rd 2014 8:10 am
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Ah ma decided to get in some practice before her trip so bright and early this morning, she made her way to the casino.

I wish I could tell you she came back happy but I can only say she probably needs to train harder.

 

Happy!

June 2nd 2014 7:25 am
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So fomfomfom cancelled her trip today and she's going next month. And bringing ah ma along.

When we told ah ma about her upcoming casino holiday, ah ma wagged her tail.

 

Another one down

June 1st 2014 8:17 am
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Fomfomfom caught the bug from Ah bee. It was only a matter of time. But what bad timing; she's supposed to go away tomorrow. I guess that means she won't be going. Giggles. It's better for me; I like having everyone around.

She's been wearing this maroon/purple hoodie jacket all day and she's telling me she's darkwing duck.

I think the fever must have fried her brains.

 

Another sparrow

May 31st 2014 8:19 am
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Today I came across another baby sparrow that had fallen out of its nest so I brought it home. We did our best but it died 5 hours later. We tell ourselves it would have died anyway so we won't dwell on it. We buried it and put two frangipani flowers on its grave. RIP, birdie.

And ah bee got the evil pink eyes and I tried not to look at her or else my big bright eyes would become infected. I wonder what she's been looking at.

Something real dirty, I bet.

 

It's not me

May 30th 2014 8:26 am
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Our neighbour has been trying to sell his place but it has been a long time and we don't think anyone has made an offer. Obviously it's because the property market is going downhill and he's too late to the game.

But no, Ah bee says it must be because whenever anyone comes to view the place, I bark the whole block down. No one will dare buy it after they've heard me.

They blame me for everything.

 

Dumpling festival

May 29th 2014 8:13 am
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Early yesterday morning ah ma got to work. She made 70 dumplings so that the fish in the river won't eat the person who committed suicide. It makes a whole lotta sense. So they each ate many many dumplings, and I got none. And I guess the fish gets the rest. I hope everyone gets constipated.

At night fomfomfom decided to lie on my sheepskin rug so I pounced on her and started scratching at her. Then I thought I might bite her artificial ears off but ah bee said the warranty on them has run out.

I'll think about it.

 
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