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Make up liver

August 20th 2015 1:24 am
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Last night I tried telling fomfomfom that I was hungry and want to eat kibble but she won't even look at me and kept saying no. So I wailed and wailed until ah ma and Cha had to intervene. Perhaps she wants kibble, Cha suggested. Fomfomfom was horrified that the thought did not occur to her; she'd, in her narrow minded way, assumed I wanted roo jerky. I wolfed down 160 kibble and fomfomfom was so contrite.

It must be why ah ma fried me up some really really wonderful liver for dinner tonight. Yums.


Ah ma loves me

August 19th 2015 4:06 am
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This evening after my walk, I didn't even have to do anything, and ah ma ordered fomfomfom to give me roo jerky. I got ah ma trained.

And the haze is back. Yuck.


The weakest link

August 18th 2015 4:38 am
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This morning I felt like roo jerky so I stared at fomfomfom. She refused to understand, so I spelt it out for her. I said, it starts with R. Blank look. I said, then an O, or maybe it's 2 Os. Sigh. The things I have to do. Anyway I got the jerky and Cha said I'm not allowed any tonight.

At night it was just me and fomfomfom and ah ma. I waited till fomfomfom went to shower and I stared at ah ma. Ah ma was fearful but she didn't budge so I shouted at her. She feebly said no. Then fomfomfom came out and ah ma said, oh xp is so cute, just give her a bit of roo.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.



August 17th 2015 4:44 am
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Today I saw an Indian lady walking a white dog in the next door condo. The dog was all white and fluffy, like Janice, and its owners had put a red mark in the middle of its forehead.

So cute.


No roo

August 16th 2015 4:27 am
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It isn't spring after all.

Or maybe it's a different kind of spring. Fomfomfom gave me some liver from her lunch.




August 15th 2015 4:33 am
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It was a lovely Saturday morning so fomfomfom put on a Donald duck dvd and gave me a roo jerky.

Then in the evening she gave me a fom special and then forgot about giving me liver. (That's ok coz I'm thinking of roo these days; every few days fom gives me a little.) So i care beared her and then I shouted at her and then she said she gives up then I got a roo jerky.

Two sparrows make a spring.


Uncle Jap

August 14th 2015 4:11 am
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Today uncle Japanese sat down with me and fomfomfom. He told us he's 70 and was born in Manchuria. We asked after his doggie, who is 14 years old and looks like a barrel. He said she has a lump on her ear, and the vet said to cut off her ear, but uncle Japanese said no. I thought he said cancer.

But she's still active and happy, he said. Life's like that.


Seventh month

August 13th 2015 4:30 am
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I think the hungry ghost festival starts tomorrow. Today people were already burning offerings. And there was a wildly smoking container outside the back gate and while we sat there, with fomfomfom wishing and hoping the wind would change direction, I got smoked real good. Fomfomfom too.

I hope she won't be so stupid tomorrow and for the rest of the month.



August 12th 2015 7:47 am
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Eee ah bee left with her suitcase. They tell me she's going gallivanting in Europe. Eee.

Yesterday our prime minister's wife informed on Facebook that dogs have special sensory nerves at the ears, and therefore, it's a decree that all dog owners must scratch their doggie's ears all the time.

We love our prime minister's wife.


Forever and ever

August 11th 2015 2:08 am
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I got a tendon yesterday and I went at it. The last time they checked on me, it was all still there, about 20cm of it. Then fomfomfom went to deal with my meat and ah bee went to bathe. 15 minutes later, they found me lying dazed on ah ma's bathroom rug, ruffled hair and all, and tendon nowhere in sight.

Ah ma refused to believe I ate all of it so she went hunting but she couldn't find it.

All I will say is, this one too, is safe forever now.

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