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Fats

November 15th 2015 8:29 am
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Fomfomfom is in Bangkok eating up a storm. She keeps sending us pictures of food.

I hope she turns into a fattybombom because she totally deserves it.

 

Dark

November 14th 2015 8:05 am
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We don't know what's happening to the world. It's very sad. And very dangerous out there.

I shall have to ground everyone.

 

Sad

November 14th 2015 12:04 am
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I didn't get a tendon after my bath. They say my ears are smelling funky and I might be allergic to the tendons.

Sigh. It would be tragic if I were.

 

Baby G

November 12th 2015 7:07 pm
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We have a new baby giraffe in our zoo. He was 1.7m tall when he was born and 2.4m now. I don't know how they are going to wash his hair.

The lions, we heard, perked up when they saw him but that baby just carried on his baby ways.

He's lucky he's in a zoo.

 

Once or twice

November 11th 2015 5:04 am
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Today was a rainy day. In the evening I went asplooshing and ah bee wanted to throw away the bag of my poop so she asked fomfomfom if I'm going to poop again. Fomfomfom confidently said no, go ahead and throw it away, and ah bee said, okie, if xp poops again, you eat it.

Very soon, I found myself at home.

 

Happy 70th!

November 10th 2015 7:29 am
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It's ah ma's birthday today. It's also my birthday - I am one month short of 12 years today! What a special day it is. We bought ah ma a tiny cake and took photos in our ugly home clothes.

Ugly but happy.

 

Stupid cat

November 9th 2015 6:49 am
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Today I met the black and white cat. I'm gonna call it a it, coz I don't know if it's a boy or girl. Anyway, my mamas won't let me near it coz it's such a bad creature. That time it followed me and fomfomfom around and looked like it wanted to attack us.

So it lay in front of the men's toilet giving me the evil eye. Then someone went near it and it immediately turned into a slut. I told the banana man to be careful in case it eats his ah boy.

Ah bee thinks it looks like me. Pui.

 

Yums

November 8th 2015 7:05 am
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Today I discovered the coated peanut. I wasn't allowed to eat the peanut but the flour coating is delicious. I only got a tiny piece though. They're real stingy.

I also got to walk 2 hours and 20 mins in the evening and ah ma gave me some liver.

What a lovely day.

 

Historic day

November 7th 2015 6:45 am
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Yes it's a historic day today coz China and Taiwan met in Singapore. It's been something like 66 years since something whatever, I dunno, they were watching the TV excitedly and I just caught 66 years. Anyway, that's a long time so it's very dang well historic. We're bursting at the seams with pride.

Then at night ah bee and fomfomfom didn't behave as classy as the day dictates and started discussing how to hire a gigolo safely. Seems some 65 year old woman got blackmailed by her gigolo, and while we applaud her, we think she was a little careless. Anyway, I walked off coz I didn't want to listen anymore.

I prefer the historics.

 

Food baby

November 6th 2015 8:02 am
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It was a little boring at the pips today so I lay my head down and closed my eyes for a bit. Ah bee caught me and accused me of sleeping on my walk. She threatened to bring me home. She's such a bully.

Later at night she was fanning me coz it's so hot and she declared it's like fanning otah or satay. Then she kept calling me an otah.

I'm not an otah. I'm a foochow dumpling because you are what you eat and I ate many foochow dumplings today.

 
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