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So deep

May 30th 2016 9:15 am
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"What day is it?" asked Pooh.

"It's today," replied Piglet.

"My favourite day," said Pooh.



May 29th 2016 7:27 am
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My mamas broke their own rule when they disappeared together for more than an hour, leaving me alone with ah ma. They went downstairs to pay their respects to Aunty Susan and say goodbye. I wanted to go too, coz Aunty Susan was my friend too, but I know it's not done so I didn't.

I'll say a prayer.



May 28th 2016 7:23 am
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Our neighbor Auntie Susan passed away. It's very sad. Our families have been neighbours for 30 years and she used to chat with me whenever she saw me downstairs.



Vet day

May 27th 2016 6:25 am
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Fomfomfom went to the supermarket again and came back with more goodies. I got a lamb liver treat today. And a lamb shabu. It's so fun. I shall ask her to go to the supermarket again tomorrow. Tee hee. There are good things in plastic bags.

They brought me to the vet man again today. We met a jack Russell called Winnie and I think I know her. Sometimes Jojo is her babysitter and drags her around the condo. We think it's her coz there can't be many of those named that.

What a small world. Giggles.



May 26th 2016 8:53 am
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Because they are so heartbroken, fomfomfom and ah ma went out first thing and bought me a piece each of lamb rump and leg of lamb. I cannot even begin to tell you how good it was. After all that frog. They even fried up some of that pumpkin in the lamb fat. So so good.

We are seeing the vet tomorrow and nobody is going to tell him I had lamb today. Plus my ears are starting to look bad so no one knows what's what anymore.

I don't care. Just keep the lamb coming.



May 25th 2016 6:37 am
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I lost weight again today. I'm only 6 kg now; everyone is heartbroken. They promised me they have plans on Friday; we'll see.

I'm weak and hungry and thin and they're apparently not heartbroken enough. Fomfomfom and cha brought ah ma out for a nice dinner that's know as a zi char. Then there was an apple crumble at home for dessert. My frog is so tasteless that a little of ah bee's saliva on it was delicious.

It's a dog's life.


Soi loi

May 24th 2016 8:54 am
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So fomfomfom taught ah bee how to prick ah ma's finger to draw blood to test her sugar level. Except ah bee is useless and on her first attempt she dropped the lancing device and she probably damaged it. After that she kept pricking ah ma but she couldn't draw blood. And she tried for like 5 or 6 times.

When fomfomfom got home, she tried it on her own finger and she yowled in pain and that's when we realized even though there wasn't blood, it still hurt but ah ma didn't say a word and let that stupid ah bee do it so many times.

I think ah ma loves ah bee.



May 23rd 2016 7:49 am
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Today fomfomfom washed her car and realised that someone had stolen her car antenna. I wonder how long she would have taken to realise that if she had gone one of her year-long stretches without washing her car.

Ah bee isn't much better; she didn't realise it either.


Many snails and a lizard

May 22nd 2016 8:31 am
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Last night ah bee sent us photos of snails. Many many snails. Big and small but mostly very very big. They live in the CBD. Those are atas snails. She thought of bringing all of them back to repopulate my snail bush but decided against it coz it's very bad karma. Duh. It's also criminal because you can't go around kidnapping snails like that.

She also found a dead lizard on her wall this afternoon. Now we know lizards can die spontaneously and that their toe pads work even when they don't anymore.


Vesak Day

May 21st 2016 4:02 am
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It is Vesak Day but no one went vegetarian. Ah ma served up Chinese hamburgers for lunch. Sacrilege.

I saw the standard poodle today with its daddy, mummy and baby sister. The daddy had a two-leaded leash for two doggies, but one of those leads was attached to the toddler girl who was pretending she was holding her poodle who's like 5 times her size. Everyone soon gave up that pretense. Then before they crossed the road to go home, I heard the daddy tell the big standard solemn poodle, got car car. Baby talk. So the poodle's just a baby. I find that family one big fraud.

I observed all that from my vantage point. Vantage means advantage.

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