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All together again

September 20th 2014 1:48 am
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Fomfomfom is back! She said it was really hot in San Francisco and the sun was really strong. That's why she has this weird sunglasses tan lines around her eyes.

She said the air stewardesses were giving her funny looks on the plane.

We told her that's just coz she looks like she fell asleep on the tanning bed.


Can you blame me

September 20th 2014 1:46 am
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Ah ma complains that I don’t ask her for belly rubs anymore so this afternoon I walked into her room and told her I wanted some lovin’.

Without looking up from her Ipad, she said, “I’m busy” and that was it.

I think her Ipad needs to be confiscated.



September 20th 2014 1:45 am
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Ah bee tells me that Fomfomfom’s flight is in about 10 hours and she’ll be home soon. And she informs me the first thing on the agenda is a haircut for me. Ah ma will be pleased; she has been complaining about my hair for weeks now. She scolds Ah bee every other day coz she says I can’t see what with such long fringe and that they are spoiling my eyesight.

Ah ma loves me best.



September 20th 2014 1:45 am
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So the fella who spun a dog in the washing machine didn’t go to China afterall; he checked in on Facebook somewhere in Hong Kong. And he threatened to kill more dogs if netizens do not answer the questions he posts online correctly.

Someone please catch this maniac already.


An apple, a bee and a hornet

September 20th 2014 1:44 am
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Today Ah bee and I stared at a hornet for a long time. At least we think it’s a hornet. Ah bee later told me people in Yunnan tie a feather around a hornet so they can follow it easily and find its nest. Then they smoke the nest to chase all the hornets away. The nest is theirs to take and they eat the larvae in there.

Apparently it’s a delicacy over there.



And the cat again

September 14th 2014 10:02 am
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Ah bee said she saw the cat last night and it was lying on top of the stone table like it owned it. So she whipped out her phone to take a picture and the cat sprang off the table and started walking menacingly towards her. Of course she ran away.

I would call her useless except we heard from the banana man today that the cat tried to eat his bird.

Wow. This cat is really something.


Fun in San Francisco

September 13th 2014 10:40 am
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I guess fomfomfom must be having too much fun; she hasn't been needy on WhatsApp like she usually is when she's away.

It's okay I guess. It's about time she got a life anyway.


That cat again

September 12th 2014 9:50 am
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So I don't know who died and made that darn cat king but it has been strutting around like it owns the world. Today cha and I saw the cat again and it just kept coming towards us. Then cha decided she's had enough so she let out a loud "SHEEEEEE" at the cat, complete with crazy arm waving. It worked a little; the cat stopped in its tracks so she followed up with a "SHEEEEEE SHEEEEEEE". It turned around and didn't bother us anymore.

You want to be with Cha the next time you run into an aggressive cat.


So embarrassing

September 11th 2014 7:44 am
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Ah bee and I saw a tabby yesterday. She picked me up immediately coz she knows I'll want to get at the cat. And then she started making meowing noises at the cat. The cat which was lying down got up slowly and started walking menacingly towards us. Its tail was upright.

We ran away so quick. I hope no one saw us fleeing from the cat.



September 10th 2014 8:21 am
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Today jojo was telling ah bee about the white dog he saw running around unsupervised. He asked ah bee if she's seen anyone looking for the dog.

Just while they were talking, we saw the white dog. And the security guard happened to ride by and he told us which unit the white dog belongs to. And then he rode away. Yes we know. Bad person. Karma. Pox on him.

So anyway, chocolate and I (with a little help from jojo and ah bee), we delivered the white dog back to its home.

Happy day.

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