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New gate

January 19th 2015 4:32 am
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Ah ma and fomfomfom left early this morning with one piece of luggage. I don't know where they are off to; I'm thinking it's somewhere near and they'll only be gone for a short while since they only have one bag. Mebbe they went marketing. Mebbe.

Some people came and took away our gate noon today. The old one had kinda collapsed at one end and it was scraping the floor whenever we opened and closed it. Cha is very pleased with the new one. She says it's real pretty and keeps looking at it. I think she's a little bit funny.

I wanted to learn from the workers how to remove and install a gate. I already know how to change tires and fix the aircon and it's important to constantly upgrade oneself. But ah bee carried me the whole time the men were here and refused to put me down. It's bad enough she doesn't know anything and now she's not letting me improve myself.

I cannot help her.

 

Thank u the Chinese way

January 18th 2015 4:13 am
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Fomfomfom and I were sitting at the BBQ pit minding our own business when someone approached her to help them take a picture by the pool. Fomfomfom stuttered and gestured at me and no one knew what to do. Then she tied me to the bench and took their picture. To thank her, the Chinese BBQ-ers gave her a slice of watermelon. They didn't give me anything.

Then we met the doggie we thought was Yumi. Oh no. It's Ume, we were told. It comes from you and me. The thought of throttling auntie Ume did cross our minds.

 

Cats and dogs

January 17th 2015 3:59 am
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Ooh, this fomfomfom made me so angry today. She dragged me home when it's still so bright out, just coz I picked up a couple of snacks off the ground and ate them. I sulked and then ah bee's boyfriend came in and I ignored him and everyone told fomfomfom she's in big trouble. I forgave her later coz I got hungry and I needed her to feed me. I don't hold grudges.

There's this black lab in Seattle who takes the bus on her own. We thought that's the cutest. Then there's this cat in Russia who saved a baby by keeping it warm.

We think that might just be made up.

 

Yao Bei Na

January 16th 2015 7:24 am
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There's this Chinese singer that we like. She died today. She was only 33.

We are very sad.

 

Good deal

January 15th 2015 4:17 am
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Ah ma went to the casino to redeem abalone, and while fomfomfom was twiddling her thumbs waiting for her to emerge, ah ma managed a flutter at the roulette tables and won something like $300. Of which she gave me $100. I'm so happy, coz today the casino gave us abalone, money and free parking. Ah ma is happy too.

Free parking, fomfomfom only realized today. With ah ma's membership card. I think we'll be making great use of the casino car park from now on.

 

Voice types

January 14th 2015 8:30 am
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I don't know why they were talking about voice types just now but they decided I'm a contralto. That's coz I have such a deep and sexy voice.

Except when she's sleep talking, they said. Then she can reach the whistle register.

I think they are quite mad.

 

Grosses

January 13th 2015 6:56 am
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Our aluminum gate is falling apart and finally we're going to get it changed. They asked me to pick a design so I chose one with a kiddy outline. Fomfomfom asked which one I prefer and I told her and she exclaimed, "Grosses!" I think she is gross.

Then Jandelle was holding Chloe's leash and I chased them both and they fled and when Jandelle realized all was lost, she spun around, held out her arms horizontally and declared,"Stop!" with great authority. fomfomfom and ah bee almost died laughing. Then raydon sulked and his maid asked him if he was afraid of Chloe, but he said no. Grumbling, he said he's afraid of THAT one. Me. Moi.

He's grosses. And his sister too.

 

Big day

January 12th 2015 5:44 am
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Today is ah bee's 30th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I pooped heroically 3 times. I know she loved it.

Happy birthday, ah bee!!

 

Money!

January 11th 2015 6:52 am
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I found 5 dollars on the ground today and wanted to go spend my new found wealth in the shop. I usually just go in to window shop because I have no money and no one seems to want to extend me credit. I've had my eye on the salted fish for a long time now.

So I kept waiting outside the shop for someone to open the door for me. I even scratched the door a few times but it didn't work.

They told me the shop is closed but I think it's just a conspiracy to steal my money.

I must try again tomorrow.

 

Lila

January 10th 2015 2:40 am
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We saw Lila sitting forlornly outside the gym today. For one hour she sat there looking into the gym. Poor girl was waiting for her mummy. Everyone who walked past praised her and called her a good girl and a sweetheart.

I sit downstairs all the time too but no one calls me a sweetheart.

 
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