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Lost and found

November 30th 2014 5:48 am
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The bananaman lost his bird today. Apparently someone frightened the bird and the moment the lift doors opened, the bird flew away. He spent a long time looking for his bird and we tried helping him too except every mynah looks the same to us.

But anyway guess where the bird was found? He saw Alexis' daddy and landed on his shoulder thinking it's the bananaman. I guess the two men are of similar build. What a confused little bird. And he took like 10 seconds to realise his mistake when his real daddy showed up.

We are happy the bananaman and his bird are reunited. And that the bird didn't shit on alexis' daddy's shirt.

 

Everyone's darling

November 29th 2014 2:03 am
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We met Auntie Longhair yesterday and boy was she delighted to see me. Her face lit up immediately and she exclaimed, "Hi how are you darling!"

I like her very much.

 

BKK

November 28th 2014 6:42 am
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I haven't seen Fomfomfom all day. Ah bee tells me she has gone to Bangkok with her friends and will be back in 3 days.

I guess it's a good thing she isn't around; Sammy asked ah bee "whether fomfomfom has hair under her armpit".

We didn't know so we texted fomfomfom to ask. She said to tell Sammy there's no hair, only fairy dust.

I will take her word for it.

 

We took a spill

November 27th 2014 7:06 am
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Today we were coming home from my morning walk when Cha got her foot caught in the barrier at the door. She was carrying me and it was a slow-mo horror show for fomfomfom, who was watching us come in. Cha stumbled badly but she couldn't use her hands to break her fall coz she couldn't let go of me. I finally fell on my bum two inches off the floor while Cha landed almost face down. She will be looking at 5 bruises on her leg tomorrow.

It's good to know that even in the face of mortal danger, my mamas will never drop me.

 

Big head

November 26th 2014 5:58 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today. Only my body, so I'm a big head. We did it in a record 40 minutes, so I shan't hate her. I'm so cute now. But I shall be very cold tonight; maybe I can tell Cha not to switch on the aircon.

Then I met Tuobatou. He peed against the wall and I went sniffing then fomfomfom pulled at my leash and I plastered my face against his pee, so determined I was.

Now I'm a pissface.

 

End of year weather

November 25th 2014 7:55 am
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Fomfomfom was supposed to cut my hair today but lucky for me she forgot to charge the shaver.

It's been raining every day and I haven't been a happy camper. I don't get to walk much and I always come home wet. I guess it'd be nice if they cut my hair. Except it gets a little cold at night if I'm shaven. Cha says it's time to dig out my P tshirt so I may wear it at night. That's my pink horizontal striped tshirt that they bought for me when I was just a baby girl. It has a P on it. P for Pingping. We spent a while reminiscing.

But no I'm not going to wear it. The only thing I'll wear is my collar.

 

My doggie license

November 24th 2014 7:03 am
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Today I saw on fomfomfom's table the notice to renew my doggie license for the coming year. I told her I'd do it myself. I'll go to the post office and queue up, then when it's my turn, I'll ask the person behind me to lift me up so I may tell the cashier, I'm here to renew my doggie license, please please.

But fomfomfom said I mustn't do that; it is her special privilege to renew my license every year. Nobody else can do it.

I can't argue with that.

 

Excesses

November 23rd 2014 5:58 am
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Today ah bee went out for a buffet lunch and she came back and told us all about the spread. That inspired fom who is going for a buffet dinner later tonight. No doubt she will overeat as well.

I think buffets are such bad ideas - they encourage people to overindulge and is a waste of food.

They should have a buffet tax like how they tax cigarettes and alcohol.

What a brilliant idea. I'm so clever sometimes I scare myself.

 

Dolly the lucky one

November 22nd 2014 3:35 am
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It is Saturday today and of course we met dolly in her best pink leash, all ready to go for dinner in another dog cafe. Her daddy and mummy have made it their mission to go to all the dog cafes until dolly gets eaten up by an unfriendly Rottweiler.

Giggles. Yes, I'm jealous.

 

Stummy upset

November 21st 2014 6:25 am
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I'm almost a bow wow now and my hair is so long it's poking me in the eye. Fomfomfom snipped it off in half a minute and the world is beautiful again.

Until this evening. I threw up my dinner after my evening walk and I missed my first supper. Then I didn't eat much for my second supper and i didn't drink much water either.

Everyone is heartbroken.

 
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