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Question and answer

July 22nd 2014 6:55 am
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Today Benny asked where we're going. We told him we don't know. So he replied for us, "To the future!"

He is not wrong, I guess.

 

One more and one less

July 21st 2014 10:10 am
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Ah bee went out with her luggage so I started to sulk. Two hours later, Cha came back with her luggage and I was happy again. I jumped and hopped and slammed into fomfomfom like 6 times.

Yawn. To bed.

 

I'm an entrepreneur

July 20th 2014 9:44 am
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Ah bee said she walked by a flea market today and there was a Shih Tzu setting up his stall. We don't know what he was selling but we're thinking it's probably old clothes.

I said I want to set up a stall too and Fomfomfom asked me what I'll sell. I thought for a while and I said maybe I'll steal Ah ma's underpants and sell them. You know, inelastic demand and limited supply.

Fomfomfom praised me and said I've got fantastic business acumen. Then she said I'm the baddest girl in the whole wide world.

I guess these two aren't mutually exclusive.

 

Retards

July 19th 2014 8:35 am
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A bunch of the condo council members came knocking on our door today. Ah bee dismissed them in about 20 seconds and closed the door on them.

I'm kinda loving her style.

 

Terrible day

July 18th 2014 7:56 am
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Cha went out with her luggage yesterday and hasn't been back since. They tell me she's gone to Hong Kong.

I think they should all stop travelling now given how crazy and unsafe it is out there.

 

A haircut

July 17th 2014 7:06 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair yesterday and today. This time she decided to be adventurous and left a tuft of hair on top. Also, she only trimmed the hair around my mouth so it's boxier than usual. Anyway, I look quite different and they keep telling I'm super cute. Ah ma doesn't like it though; she thinks I'm too hairy.

Oh whatever. It feels the same to me.

 

Rarer than the super moon

July 16th 2014 8:37 am
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Ah ma is back from Genting and she made money! Wow that's so rare; she always comes back with like nothing. Not this time. This time we have lotsa food and a bundle of cash.

And $100 for my shoebox!

 

Mohawk

July 16th 2014 8:34 am
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Toubatou got a haircut and he's lost his mop hairstyle. He now has a badass mohawk. It's alright I guess but he simply cannot live up to his name anymore. That's silly.

Ah ma hasn't been sighted since World Cup morning. Gone gallivanting somewhere I'm sure.

 

I told you so

July 14th 2014 9:31 am
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They made me wake up to watch the World Cup finals but I was so sleepy I could barely open my eyes. I decided we should all forget about watching the match and I tried to herd them off to bed but no one paid any attention to me. I was going to go complain to Ah ma when I realised Ah ma was up too. Goodness what is wrong with all of them? I gave up after the first half and I went back to my room to sleep on my own.

The only happy thing is that I won the bet and there's now going to be money in my shoebox.

It's a good thing this thing happens only once in every 4 years.

 

World Cup

July 13th 2014 9:28 am
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They tell me I have to wake up later at 3am to watch the finals so I'm going to bed now.

In a while crocodile!

 
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