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Bad dye job

December 5th 2014 6:42 am
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Ah bee went to get her hair done the other day and came back with hair dye all over her neck, forehead and in her ears. Apparently the hair washer was inexperienced and she stuck her fingers in ah bee's ears for whatever reason. Then ah bee didn't know she had hair dye all over her neck and she tied up her hair and people behind her must have giggled.

Then we tried grey goose vodka to remove all that dye but it didn't work. Grey goose is for drinking only, I reprimanded ah bee. And no one likes purple hair.

Maybe whiskey would have worked.

 

Murdered in cold water

December 4th 2014 7:22 am
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It rained for many many hours today. When we went for my evening walk, we saw an upturned snail shell and it was filled with water. We could still see the snail inside but we think it must have drowned.

We thought for a long time how it could have flipped over and we decided the snail couldn't have done it on its own; someone must have turned it over.

That poor snail was murdered.

 

Creepers crawlers

December 3rd 2014 5:20 am
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Cha found a wormy thing in my water bowl this morning. My water bowl was dry and the wormy thing was yellow. Ah bee said it was a centipede, fomfomfom freaked out and refused to look, and Cha said it's not a centipede. I dunno. I only know it's down the sinkhole.

We're not assuming it's dead. It's a creepy crawly. Mebbe it crawled somewhere.

 

Tigger

December 2nd 2014 7:07 am
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Today I loved my tigger very much. I played with it all day and at bedtime, I brought it into my room to show my mamas. They were so happy that they decided to place tigger beside my magic buttons tonight. And my bottle is beside tigger. We'll be so happy all night.

I'm talking about my small tigger, not the big one.

 

Jandelle

December 1st 2014 5:37 am
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Today Jandelle kept petting me and calling me Jandelle. I know fomfomfom told her my name is Jandelle but she really should know it ain't true.

Children are so stupid.

 

Lost and found

November 30th 2014 5:48 am
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The bananaman lost his bird today. Apparently someone frightened the bird and the moment the lift doors opened, the bird flew away. He spent a long time looking for his bird and we tried helping him too except every mynah looks the same to us.

But anyway guess where the bird was found? He saw Alexis' daddy and landed on his shoulder thinking it's the bananaman. I guess the two men are of similar build. What a confused little bird. And he took like 10 seconds to realise his mistake when his real daddy showed up.

We are happy the bananaman and his bird are reunited. And that the bird didn't shit on alexis' daddy's shirt.

 

Everyone's darling

November 29th 2014 2:03 am
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We met Auntie Longhair yesterday and boy was she delighted to see me. Her face lit up immediately and she exclaimed, "Hi how are you darling!"

I like her very much.

 

BKK

November 28th 2014 6:42 am
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I haven't seen Fomfomfom all day. Ah bee tells me she has gone to Bangkok with her friends and will be back in 3 days.

I guess it's a good thing she isn't around; Sammy asked ah bee "whether fomfomfom has hair under her armpit".

We didn't know so we texted fomfomfom to ask. She said to tell Sammy there's no hair, only fairy dust.

I will take her word for it.

 

We took a spill

November 27th 2014 7:06 am
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Today we were coming home from my morning walk when Cha got her foot caught in the barrier at the door. She was carrying me and it was a slow-mo horror show for fomfomfom, who was watching us come in. Cha stumbled badly but she couldn't use her hands to break her fall coz she couldn't let go of me. I finally fell on my bum two inches off the floor while Cha landed almost face down. She will be looking at 5 bruises on her leg tomorrow.

It's good to know that even in the face of mortal danger, my mamas will never drop me.

 

Big head

November 26th 2014 5:58 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today. Only my body, so I'm a big head. We did it in a record 40 minutes, so I shan't hate her. I'm so cute now. But I shall be very cold tonight; maybe I can tell Cha not to switch on the aircon.

Then I met Tuobatou. He peed against the wall and I went sniffing then fomfomfom pulled at my leash and I plastered my face against his pee, so determined I was.

Now I'm a pissface.

 
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