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July 14th 2015 9:40 am
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I don't know if it's something I ate but I don't feel too well. My stomach keeps rumbling and my paw is itchy. To make things worse, my legs arent doing too well so I wasnt keen on walking. Everyone is heartbroken. I even got away with not brushing my teeth because I look so miserable.

Am still shitting and eating well though.

Need to rest.



July 13th 2015 7:08 am
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I had a stummyache last night so I got up at midnight and told them three about it. They comforted me and we went back to sleep. Then I was sad all today and it was splashy stools in the evening. Ah ma bathed me lovingly and fomfomfom said I look like a llama.

I've been licking my paws for three days and fomfomfom decides it's the bacon and bread I had a week ago. How about the pig's ear huh? How about the roo jerky huh? It could have been anything, I cried. So they decided I'm on a strict diet with liver for now. Bummer. More liver please.

And fomfomfom was on the treadmill when she detected gas. Ah bee, on the sofa, discerned garbage. It turned out ah ma was making Kim chi stew.



Not shy

July 12th 2015 7:46 am
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Ah bee showed me a video of an orangutan just now. It was hugging tiger cubs, kissing them and feeding them out of a bottle. What is this? Who gave her tiger cubs? I want tiger cubs too. Hmm but I'm not the maternal sort so i don't know what I'll do with them. And ah ma will be busy giving them baths all the time.

Okay I don't want them anymore. Orangutan can keep them.



July 11th 2015 6:29 am
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These days I'm getting quite intolerant of their shenanigans in the bathroom after they wash my feet. They brush my teeth, stick a pill down my throat, and a new one in their repertoire is cleaning my ears and putting in an ointment. It takes like a day and a half every morning. So I put my foot down. And ah bee put her foot down and stomps outside the bathroom and starts scolding me from there. Then fomfomfom nobly took over and now she puts her foot down and stomps outside the bathroom and switches off the light and comes back in one minute later and starts manhandling me. Then they all say sorry and we repeat it the next day.

So pointless.


Pig ear

July 10th 2015 8:05 am
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Fomfomfom is worried about the state of my teeth after the vet woman declared it a disaster. So she decided to get me something to chew on which will hopefully improve things. Enter the pig ear. I haven't had anything like that in years. It made me happy I did the lion dance thing and they got it all on video. I was guarding it but they still managed to steal it from me. Choke risk they say. I knew fomfomfom took it to throw away so I went looking in the dustbin for it. They said I'm a very clever baby girl.

I know cha is coming back tomorrow. Maybe she will give me another ear.


Truffle oil

July 9th 2015 4:03 am
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Ah ma always watches pigs and dogs sniffing for truffles in the forest. She wonders what truffles taste like. Last night, ah bee brought home a tiny bottle of truffle oil. (Must be expensive. Is that $10? Ah ma asks. No, it's $30, ah bee replies.)

And today, ah ma finally smelled truffle flavour for the first time. Tomorrow, we shall splash the oil lavishly and triumphantly on macdonald's French fries.

And ah ma's dream shall come true.


We have feelings too

July 8th 2015 9:58 am
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Today a neighbour asked us if we knew anyone willing to take in a lab. Turns out she has one and she has been boarding the dog for the past year because her family is living with her parents while waiting for their new place. So we asked her when her new place would be ready coz we thought that means she can bring the dog back. Then she said she's not sure if she wants to keep the dog.

We really hate people.



July 7th 2015 7:20 am
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Ah ma was washing her window ledge enthusiastically when the doorbell rang. We were all in her room watching tv. (I didn't hear it, I dunno why.) Ah bee answered the door and was away for a while. She returned deeply unhappy and said she just got scolded by the French woman on the second floor coz all the dirty water ended up on her laundry. Eek.

Then ah bee brought me for my walk and made fomfomfom stay at home in case more neighbours come up looking for someone to scold.

No one else has come up yet.


12 years a bather

July 6th 2015 8:48 am
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Ah ma was giving me a bath today and fomfomfom was saying I'm such a good girl now coz I don't bite them anymore when they bathe me. Ah ma says of course it's been so many years.

Then fomfomfom said to ah ma, "You have been bathing her for 12 years!"

Then ah ma smiled to herself. I saw it. Longer than she bathed any of her children.



Like poop

July 5th 2015 6:22 am
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Ah bee stares at pictures of durians on Facebook and fomfomfom took pictures of durians last night at her durian party and showed them to ah bee today. And ah bee stared longingly at them.


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