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Sammy's concern

July 26th 2014 8:30 am
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Ah bee's scooted off to Australia again so today fomfomfom bathed me. I hate her.

Anyway, Sammy asked where ah bee is. Fomfomfom told her ah bee's gone to Australia and in great dismay, Sammy said, "Then who will take care of you?" We told her ah ma's at home to take care of fomfomfom, no worries.

Children do say the darnest things.

 

So proud

July 25th 2014 8:03 am
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So the curtains tore. But that ain't a problem for ah ma, no siree. She simply stuck them together with scotch tape.

How capable my ah ma is!

 

The curtains and me

July 24th 2014 6:15 am
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Ah ma thinks I'm staying out too late in the evenings so she suggested I should come back before it turns dark. I told her, myob. So she did, and washed the curtains today.

Which tore.

 

I can't believe it

July 23rd 2014 7:07 am
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I just learnt that baby lucas' auntie is not actually his auntie. She's only a neighbour.

Screech.

 

Question and answer

July 22nd 2014 6:55 am
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Today Benny asked where we're going. We told him we don't know. So he replied for us, "To the future!"

He is not wrong, I guess.

 

One more and one less

July 21st 2014 10:10 am
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Ah bee went out with her luggage so I started to sulk. Two hours later, Cha came back with her luggage and I was happy again. I jumped and hopped and slammed into fomfomfom like 6 times.

Yawn. To bed.

 

I'm an entrepreneur

July 20th 2014 9:44 am
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Ah bee said she walked by a flea market today and there was a Shih Tzu setting up his stall. We don't know what he was selling but we're thinking it's probably old clothes.

I said I want to set up a stall too and Fomfomfom asked me what I'll sell. I thought for a while and I said maybe I'll steal Ah ma's underpants and sell them. You know, inelastic demand and limited supply.

Fomfomfom praised me and said I've got fantastic business acumen. Then she said I'm the baddest girl in the whole wide world.

I guess these two aren't mutually exclusive.

 

Retards

July 19th 2014 8:35 am
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A bunch of the condo council members came knocking on our door today. Ah bee dismissed them in about 20 seconds and closed the door on them.

I'm kinda loving her style.

 

Terrible day

July 18th 2014 7:56 am
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Cha went out with her luggage yesterday and hasn't been back since. They tell me she's gone to Hong Kong.

I think they should all stop travelling now given how crazy and unsafe it is out there.

 

A haircut

July 17th 2014 7:06 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair yesterday and today. This time she decided to be adventurous and left a tuft of hair on top. Also, she only trimmed the hair around my mouth so it's boxier than usual. Anyway, I look quite different and they keep telling I'm super cute. Ah ma doesn't like it though; she thinks I'm too hairy.

Oh whatever. It feels the same to me.

 
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