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Weirder and weirder

September 7th 2016 9:41 am
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Ah bee went to pick ah ma up so there was an empty spot beside me on the bench at the back gate. Jojo decided to plonk himself down and then he and fomfomfom proceeded to play a weird game where they beat each other up whenever a car with repeat numbers or letters on its plate showed up.

Whatever makes them happ.

 

Weirder and weirder

September 7th 2016 9:41 am
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Ah bee went to pick ah ma up so there was an empty spot beside me on the bench at the back gate. Jojo decided to plonk himself down and then he and fomfomfom proceeded to play a weird game where they beat each other up whenever a car with repeat numbers or letters on its plate showed up.

Whatever makes them happy.

 

No escape

September 6th 2016 4:07 am
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Today Cooper was on the loose and he kept sniffing my backside. Fomfomfom had to hold my leash with one hand and hook his collar with another. But I didn't get angry with him. He's just a baby. He tried to follow us to the shop but his owner called and he reluctantly went back to washing his car.

Then fomfomfom and ah bee looked at the legs of a teenage neighbour and shook their heads and whispered in despair, something about destiny and puberty.

I dunno, I'd always thought she was too skinny.

 

A new ride

September 5th 2016 8:56 am
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Cha traded in her car for one that looks exactly the same. The same make and the same colour. They tell me it's a newer model but I can't tell the difference. They asked if I wanted to take a spin in the new car but I said no thanks.

With them who knows I might end up at the vet.

 

Happy

September 4th 2016 6:28 am
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Today we arrived at the back gate and saw a heavy vehicle parked there polluting the air. We had to move to the badminton court to sit for a long while but the thing still won't move. Finally, we tried to sit there again coz I had to do my people watching and we determined that it was rather windless and we might not have to breath in all that exhaust all the time. The driver decided to deliver something suddenly and ah bee took the chance to take pictures of his vehicle. Fomfomfom then reported him via email to the government.

We were really happy despite, or maybe because of, the unfortunate driver coz I met so many friends at the back gate at the delayed timing and when the driver came back, we saw him pluck a summons from his windshield. He so deserved that.

And then we met Happyface.

 

Moshi moshi

September 3rd 2016 8:59 am
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Today ah bee tried to call ah ma on her handphone to ask what time she should be picking her up. Only ah ma didn't pick up her phone and later when ah bee asked her why she didn't answer, she said her phone's always on silent mode.

I don't understand it either.

 

Sleepyface

September 2nd 2016 7:08 am
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I didn't want to sleep this afternoon so I scratched at the door and ah bee brought me down in a hurry. Maybe I had a stummyache. Who knows? No one will ever know either; I didn't produce anything. Maybe ah bee got sunburnt. Giggles.

Ah ma went to buy me pig tendons first thing this morning coz the previous batch wasn't satisfactory anymore. I sniffed them the moment she came back at noon and I had to have one immediately. I had to guard it and that was why I didn't want to sleep.

And then I almost fell asleep during my evening walk. And now they've forcibly woken me up so I can eat my supper.

Yawn. Maybe it's best to take my afternoon nap.

 

Imaginary creatures

September 1st 2016 8:30 am
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Yesterday Ah bee caught a Pikachu and today she hatched a Snorlax. And she can't shut up about it. She's been asking me if I want to see her Pikachu but I simply cannot be bothered. Only Cha and Fomfomfom would indulge her. I don't approve.

And Fomfomfom went to watch Pete's Dragon today. She came home and declared on a scale of 5, it's a million stars. Okay. And then she started calling me her little dragon.

It's a good thing my ears are flaring up and I got all that water in mine ears. At least I don't have to listen to stupid things.

 

Smoky day

August 31st 2016 7:12 am
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It seems the Zika virus has arrived on our fair shores. And so many countries actually issued travel advisories telling their citizens to avoid coming here. I feel a little bit hurt. But I guess it's not personal. Our government is working so hard to control it. I'm sure the Zika shall be gone in no time at all.

Today must be the last day of the hungry ghost month. So many people were burning things everywhere, even when the sun was so fierce. Luckily the wind wasn't blowing the smoke towards us.

We were happy with our luck until ah bee shuddered and whispered, a nightmare of shih tzus. The shih tzu with a fountain of hair on its head and pico the shih tzu-Pekingese had appeared.

Whew.

 

Healthcare

August 30th 2016 8:33 am
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Today ah ma went to the polyclinic to see the doctor and got medicine for her high blood pressure and whatnot. A three month supply. And the total bill? $1.60.

We love Singapore and our government.

 
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