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The roasted pig

January 24th 2014 6:27 am
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Yesterday ah ma went to Chinatown to partake in all that Chinese new year festivity, and came back with lots of goodies. Part of a whole roasted pig and cold pig's liver. Of course I had me some. Today Pouffoir sniffed my butt and asked me what I ate.

Ooooh, my friend, let me tell you all about it.

 

Reward

January 23rd 2014 7:10 am
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My tag arrived in the mail today. It's a hot pink bone-shaped tag and it has our address on one side. The other side reads "Reward". Sigh. Now it looks like my name is Reward.

They're bent on making me look stupid.

 

Too cold

January 22nd 2014 7:33 am
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We don't know what to do. It's been so cold recently. We're just not used to it. It's not even raining. They're all wearing an extra layer and ah bee keeps offering to put me in her pocket.

25 degrees is just too low.

 

Oh oh oh

January 21st 2014 8:46 pm
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I forgot to write last night! But don't worry; nothing's happened to me. It's just that I was all tired out from my bath yesterday and I just went on to bed.

I am contrite. Coz fomfomfom said I must say I am.

 

Today

January 20th 2014 7:44 am
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Today jojo asked why I have a bell on my collar (fomfomfom said it's a cat collar), Sammy introduced herself to jojo as Samanthababy (no doubt in the style of Angelababy), and I bit fomfomfom coz she tried to take a chicken bone shard out of my mouth (she deserved it).

Then I told fomfomfom I have rabies. That'll teach her.

 

A fried chicken habit

January 19th 2014 6:48 am
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Fomfomfom is on this weird fried chicken thing. She's been eating it for lunch for a week now. No chicken for lunch today but she says she's going to Popeyes tomorrow.

And she complains about my diet. Sheesh.

 

Happy Anniversary

January 18th 2014 6:46 am
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Today we saw 5 teenage girls with a cake singing Happy Anniversary To Us. Fomfomfom wanted to whoop; ah bee wanted to die. Then, they had to relight the candle so many times coz they were taking turns to blow it out.

I think I'm with ah bee.

 

Snoopy

January 17th 2014 8:12 am
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It's so hot in Australia a tennis player at the Australian Open said he saw Snoopy before passing out from the heat.

Wow. I don't know how that must have felt.

 

What happened today

January 16th 2014 6:43 am
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Hmmm...what shall I note down today....I saw white whales on tv, also a fox eating a bird together with its feathers, and I think walruses are real disgusting. And in real life, there was ah bee waving her underwear brochure in front of the kids and Mia can't wait to wear a bra, Sammy doesn't know if boys or girls wear them, and Benny listed all the females in his life who are eligible to wear bras, all 5 of them.

Walruses have a lot of blubber.

 

Meow

January 15th 2014 6:49 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a new collar today coz she defaced the ones I have by writing 'reward' on them. Except she bought me a cat's collar. And it's blue in colour.

Great, now everyone is going to think I'm a cat.

A boy cat.

 
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