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Bored

March 2nd 2015 6:48 am
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I think maybe this confinement thing is working. Again, I was feeling better at night and I wanted to tell them. So I went into the room and scratched at the newspapers and tore them up, much like I did last night. They were initially horrified but then they burst out laughing soon after. I think they are all pleased I'm doing better.

Now that they know, maybe they'll relax the rules a little. I'm going out of my mind here.

 

Plan B+

March 1st 2015 6:04 am
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Today the rules are relaxed again. I got to get out of the room and watch tv with fomfomfom and ah bee in the evening. And ah ma cooked pig stummy soup, and she saved all the stummy for me. Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

We'll not tell the vet.

 

Plan B

February 28th 2015 6:58 am
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So Plan B is to keep me in Cha's room. They brought in my water bowl and the newspapers and I finally peed in there once in the evening. It made everyone very happy. These people are so easy to please.

It's mind numbingly boring though, staying in the room the entire day. Beats staying in the pen though.

One day down. 6 weeks to go. Oh boy.

 

Plan A

February 27th 2015 5:58 am
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Cha and ah bee went out and bought me a pen. It's exactly like the one they put me in when I was a puppy, and which I haven't seen in more than 10 years. Yech. They also bought me a cathouse. I don't know why they're trying to provoke me.

So they stuck me in the pen starting at like 2pm and they took turns sitting in it with me. But how can one be happy in a prison? They kept trying to make me pee and drink in the pen but I took only 2 licks of water and held my pee until I turned blue. At 10pm, ah ma put her foot down and I was let out.

I hear it's Plan B tomorrow.

 

Uh oh

February 26th 2015 4:15 am
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We saw the back doctor today. Long story short, I'm on cage rest for 6 weeks but we will head back for a review in 2. If my back doesn't improve, we might have to consider surgery. Bah.

Ah bee and fomfomfom went out looking to buy a cage but thankfully they didn't come back with one. I heard they wanted to buy a basin coz the cage is 200 bucks and the basin only 20. Then they told me fomfomfom wanted to steal a trolley from the supermarket (it only costs a dollar for deposit) coz it'd work too and they can even push me around the house.

Luckily they decided I'm better off in a pen so I'm going to thank my lucky stars. I think.

 

Abuse

February 25th 2015 4:23 am
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They didn't give me steroids today so I'm not feeling great. And they didn't bring me down for my evening walk coz they said it was raining. All they did was stuff a painkiller in my mouth and then they watched tv.

I'm calling the police.

 

Steroids

February 24th 2015 7:37 am
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I finished my steroids today. My appointment for the other vet who specializes in back problems is for 2 days later so Fomfomfom asked the vet we saw last week if we can have 2 more pills.

Later in the evening, they realized my abdomen is a little bloated and they were so alarmed. It is one of the side effects of steroids apparently. So they thought maybe they won't give me the extra pills. Then Fomfomfom read online that one has to be weaned off the steroids otherwise it could be fatal. Everyone is very scared so Fomfomfom will call my regular vet woman first thing in the morning and badger her for answers.

So frightening these things.

 

Oscar day

February 23rd 2015 6:11 am
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Ah bee said I have goofy ears. She and fomfomfom also have ears. But birds and snakes don't have ears. They tell me it's coz we are mammals that's why we have ears. I feel so close to them coz we all have ears. Ah bee points to me and then herself, same same, she says.

Oh I forgot to watch the Oscars today.

 

It's a dog's life

February 22nd 2015 6:35 am
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They are still restricting my activity. I finish my walks so early it's messing with my routine. Usually I eat my dinner before my evening walk and then when we come back two and a half hours later, I am hungry enough to eat my kibble. Now I am home within an hour I'm not even hungry. But routine dictates I must eat. Also I'm so bored. They blocked the stairs so I can't go to the balcony to sun myself. I'm not liking this one bit.

But at least they are not crating me. That would be really sad.

I also think it's funny how they keep barking at me to sit down and stop moving. As if I've ever listened.

Then I heard something about a straitjacket. I hope they were joking.

 

CNY day 3

February 21st 2015 6:11 am
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This morning ah bee and fomfomfom brought me for my morning walk. I wondered what it was that's so special about today; turns out it's a 15 minute walk. Coz fomfomfom said she wanted to poop. Why can't she do it in the field like me. Duh.

This cutting short my walks is making me very unhappy. But they say it's coz I have a bad back; I should be counting my lucky stars I'm getting out at all. My evening walk doesn't even hit one hour. And they're carrying me this special way that Mop's mummy taught them. Feels funny, but whatever.

And I'm loving this Chinese new year thing. Two servings of liver today, and two bowls of liver soup. So nourishing. And shabu too.

It's almost bedtime and I wanna play with fomfomfom and ah bee but the moment I sat up straight, they fled. They say I'm not to move. So that's why they blocked the steps and I can't go down to the balcony.

I shall sleep.

 
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