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July 30th 2016 4:29 am
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It's so wonderful now that ah ma is back. She cooked me pig stummy and gave me a bath. She kept saying hello to me because ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

I'm not so sure about fomfomfom though. She brushed my teeth and made my gums bleed and she said "Gah!" And then she forced supplements down my throat.

But I think I'll take the good with the bad.


All together again

July 29th 2016 8:39 am
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Ah ma and fomfomfom are back! And they bought me roo!

It's a very good day. Even though there's no money for my shoebox coz ah ma lost all her money.



July 28th 2016 8:46 pm
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It looks like ah bee's boyfriend has decided to move in. I don't mind it so much this week coz it means there are more bodies in the house but I think he has got to stop coming once ah ma and fomfomfom come home. There's only one of me and It's hard taking care of so many of them.

Anyway I found myself with him this evening coz ah bee went to shower and I was hungry. So I told him I wanted to eat and he fed me kibble. It wasn't too bad; he knew to let me lick them one by one until I started eating. Anyway we were only onto kibble number 4 when ah bee came down and caught us. "What are the two of you doing", she exclaimed, "This is ridiculous!"

She's ridiculous.



July 27th 2016 7:44 am
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We were chatting with tutu's mummy the other day and she said she can't seem to fatten them up. She did tell us tutu is heavier than jack and that's coz she's a greedy thing and she eats jack's leftovers.

And still the two of them together weigh about half of what I do.

Like pisai.



July 26th 2016 5:50 am
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Coffee's mummy knocked on our door just now to sell us tickets to the neighbourhood national day carnival. She was so happy to see me when ah bee opened the door. I was so happy to see her too. Coz it's been such a boring day for me.

We didn't buy any though.



July 25th 2016 9:06 am
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I'm feeling so blue. It's so boring at home without Fomfomfom and Ah ma. Even a super long walk and extra tidbits couldn't cheer me up.

I hear Ah ma's not having a great time either. She lost all the money she's brought within 24 hours.

Maybe they'll come back tomorrow now that she's run out of money.


No break

July 24th 2016 4:31 am
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Ah ma and fomfomfom left with their bags early this morning. I bet they've gone gambling again. And the moment they're gone that ah bee squeezed my backside. I thought I was getting a break from all these nasty things.

At least she felt sorry enough to give me a piece of liver. And she promised to let me collect 'em all tonight.



Downward dog

July 22nd 2016 11:00 pm
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Ah bee was going for yoga this morning and she asked if I wanted to go along. I could show the class how to do the perfect downward dog. But of course. Fomfomfom heard us and laughed; she said the only pose Xp'd be doing is the sleeping dog.




July 22nd 2016 8:33 am
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Just now ah ma asked ah bee about Pokemon Go. Ah ma's so with it these days.

I'm getting ready a hat too for ah ma so she can put it on and go ahuntin' with us. Can't wait.



July 21st 2016 9:17 am
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They came across a programme on BBC lifestyle just now. It's a reality show on amateur hairstylists and they found it strangely compelling. Especially the part where the contestants had to do their models' hair up like a hat. I don't even know what that means. It sounds and looks gross. But they were so fascinated and Fomfomfom told Ah bee maybe she should sign up for a hairstyling course. Then she can cut Fomfomfom's hair.

Yes, I shouldn't be the only person with a ratty haircut.

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