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SPCA

August 26th 2016 9:34 am
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Fomfomfom and Ah bee went to the SPCA with some of the neighbours this morning. They came back and told me they are pleasantly surprised at how well the animals are taken care of there. And then they told me about a 3-month old puppy called Rishi. He's very playful and kept biting their slippers and bag straps but when they carried him, he acted shy and coy.

Good boy. I think he will be adopted in no time.

In other news, their aunt from Hong Kong was supposed to come visit us today but she realized at the airport her daughter's passport did not have the requisite minimum validity period. So they all went to Japan instead.

Right.

 

State funeral

August 25th 2016 7:24 am
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Fomfomfom and ah bee went to pay their respects to our late ex-president Mr Nathan and then they came back all pooped out. Then cha went out and I slept with ah ma and when I came out at 2pm, there was no one around coz they were all sleeping in their rooms. I got angry and ah ma tried to persuade me to go back into her room but I refused. How can there be no one to play with me in the living room? It's unheard of. So I threw a tantrum at ah ma which she recounted to everyone afterwards. I hope they learnt their lesson and don't do it again.

Then cha went to pay her respects and came back late and fomfomfom forgot coz she's not the brightest so she ate all the dinner vegetables and switched off the rice cooker and cha came back to a table with nothing but meat and cold rice in the cooker. Fomfomfom got an earful.

And I finally ate my way to the new roo from Perth. It's yummy.

 

General Ping

August 24th 2016 9:40 am
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A penguin in the UK zoo has been made a brigadier of the Norway army. I know right. So apparently Norway first gave the UK a penguin like a hundred years ago. And every time the Norwegian Guards are in town, they would promote the penguin and the penguin would inspect the parade. And this title can be passed down. I'm just wondering if they would run out of titles for the penguin. I mean what's beyond a general?

I want to be a general too. They already salute me every night; I can most certainly inspect a parade better than that penguin.

 

Chops!

August 23rd 2016 5:38 am
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First thing this morning fomfomfom and ah bee went out to catch Pokemon and buy lacto Brazilian pork chops. Ah ma fried them up for dinner and I got me one and a half chops. What a rare treat. I haven't had pork chops for years. They were real delicious. The fries were ok I guess.

Then Jojo and Chocolate crept up on us and he yakked for so long that the King Charles auntie from the next condo asked us, why are u still here? He wasn't ashamed at all.

Anyway he's ah bee's new poke best friend. Yuck.

 

Our leaders

August 22nd 2016 8:36 am
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Last night our PM was giving his national day rally speech when he suddenly felt unwell. It looked like he was going to stumble and then the camera panned to the audience and no one knew what had happened. It was so scary. It was a huge relief when he came back on stage an hour later and finished his speech. That poor man is just so overcome by exhaustion. We hope he feels better soon.

And tonight we heard that our ex-president Mr Nathan has passed away. Sigh. Rest in peace Sir.

 

Praise praise

August 21st 2016 5:46 am
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Fomfomfom said she read somewhere that doggies prefer praise to food. So she and ah bee tried saying "praise, praise" to me all night but I was scornful. So you u too, if u had seen them.

Praise can't be eaten. Duh.

 

At least one person thinks it's nice

August 20th 2016 8:06 am
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Coffee's mummy told ah bee today that fomfomfom's done a good job with my haircut.

What a very polite woman.

 

Didn't win

August 19th 2016 4:52 am
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Ah bee and ah ma plotted to win $7 million in Toto yesterday so I started making plans on how to spent my share of the bounty. I shall buy a few kangaroos, the alive sort not the dried sort, and I'm going to plant them in the ground and they will grow into many many kangaroos.

Alas the inevitable was inevitable.

 

Polar bears and preposterous pets

August 18th 2016 8:45 am
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The past couple of days we've been watching a program on BBC earth about polar bears. It's very sad. Global warming has made it very hard for them to hunt and we don't know what will happen to them. It's really very sad.

And then today on TV was a program called preposterous pets. We saw a kangaroo who wore diapers and a superman tshirt. And people who keep skunks and scorpions as pets. Maybe people will have to start keeping polar bears or else we might have no more left.

Sad.

 

Smoke got in my nose

August 17th 2016 5:41 am
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They tell me it's the 15th day of the 7th month so I mustn't have much hope. Indeed the back gate wasn't habitable coz people were burning incense paper and joss sticks and we left after smoking ourselves for 3 minutes. I didn't meet a single friend today, but they promised it's only today so I said ok.

Then we met some very small and sharp birds that were just darting about haphazardly. Ah bee was so scared they'd slam into her. We'd never seen such birds before and fomfomfom said maybe an earthquake is going to happen.

Later it rained heavily but that was all. Whew.

 
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