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Another cat

September 21st 2014 9:08 am
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We were sitting at the badminton court when a cat crept up behind us. This time it's a black one and it scared all of us out of our skins. Fomfomfom and Ah bee flew off the bench immediately as did I. I wanted to get at the cat but they wouldn't let me. Ah bee dragged me away and Fomfomfom tried to shoo the cat away. She didn't succeed and the cat happily took our spot on the bench and lay down.

Fomfomfom and Ah bee couldn't believe it. The audacity of that cat, they said. And apparently chasing us off the bench wasn't enough for the cat; it jumped off and started running towards us so Ah bee scooped me up and we ran for our lives. She screamed for Fomfomfom to stop the cat from chasing us but Fomfomfom was running alongside us, if not faster. We lost the cat halfway across the U but not before two people saw us running and screaming the whole way.

I am only slightly comforted when the banana man told us the cat went into his house twice and tried to eat his bird and only left when he threw things at it.

Ah bee says if this were a cartoon, this would be a cigar-smoking, gun-toting gansta cat.


Waxing strips

September 20th 2014 1:51 am
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Fomfomfom bought a box of waxing strips back from her trip and Ah bee said they should use them on my belly. She said," Then xp can tear them off herself, like this!" and she did this action like how male strippers tear off their velcro-ed pants.

They kept laughing at me and I got angry. So cha tried to make things better by saying she'd wax Ah bee's eyebrows if she dares wax my belly.



All together again

September 20th 2014 1:48 am
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Fomfomfom is back! She said it was really hot in San Francisco and the sun was really strong. That's why she has this weird sunglasses tan lines around her eyes.

She said the air stewardesses were giving her funny looks on the plane.

We told her that's just coz she looks like she fell asleep on the tanning bed.


Can you blame me

September 20th 2014 1:46 am
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Ah ma complains that I don’t ask her for belly rubs anymore so this afternoon I walked into her room and told her I wanted some lovin’.

Without looking up from her Ipad, she said, “I’m busy” and that was it.

I think her Ipad needs to be confiscated.



September 20th 2014 1:45 am
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Ah bee tells me that Fomfomfom’s flight is in about 10 hours and she’ll be home soon. And she informs me the first thing on the agenda is a haircut for me. Ah ma will be pleased; she has been complaining about my hair for weeks now. She scolds Ah bee every other day coz she says I can’t see what with such long fringe and that they are spoiling my eyesight.

Ah ma loves me best.



September 20th 2014 1:45 am
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So the fella who spun a dog in the washing machine didn’t go to China afterall; he checked in on Facebook somewhere in Hong Kong. And he threatened to kill more dogs if netizens do not answer the questions he posts online correctly.

Someone please catch this maniac already.


An apple, a bee and a hornet

September 20th 2014 1:44 am
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Today Ah bee and I stared at a hornet for a long time. At least we think it’s a hornet. Ah bee later told me people in Yunnan tie a feather around a hornet so they can follow it easily and find its nest. Then they smoke the nest to chase all the hornets away. The nest is theirs to take and they eat the larvae in there.

Apparently it’s a delicacy over there.



And the cat again

September 14th 2014 10:02 am
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Ah bee said she saw the cat last night and it was lying on top of the stone table like it owned it. So she whipped out her phone to take a picture and the cat sprang off the table and started walking menacingly towards her. Of course she ran away.

I would call her useless except we heard from the banana man today that the cat tried to eat his bird.

Wow. This cat is really something.


Fun in San Francisco

September 13th 2014 10:40 am
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I guess fomfomfom must be having too much fun; she hasn't been needy on WhatsApp like she usually is when she's away.

It's okay I guess. It's about time she got a life anyway.


That cat again

September 12th 2014 9:50 am
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So I don't know who died and made that darn cat king but it has been strutting around like it owns the world. Today cha and I saw the cat again and it just kept coming towards us. Then cha decided she's had enough so she let out a loud "SHEEEEEE" at the cat, complete with crazy arm waving. It worked a little; the cat stopped in its tracks so she followed up with a "SHEEEEEE SHEEEEEEE". It turned around and didn't bother us anymore.

You want to be with Cha the next time you run into an aggressive cat.

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