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Happy day

November 26th 2015 3:45 am
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Today ah bee and cha brought ah ma to the Chinese restaurant next to the dentist for lunch. Ah ma had been eyeing that place for the longest time. And we hear it was delicious, but they got served by the waitress from hell. It's ok; that would be the waitress' problem coz she's the one who's stuck with her.

Then they brought ah ma to pick out a brand new iPhone 6+ whatever. Ah ma stood there and played games on the showroom models and cackled merrily. We hear it's a chicken crossing the road game. Anyway, it was a wonderful day.

Fomfomfom told me she saw ah ma hide a smile as they went out.


What to do

November 25th 2015 7:41 am
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Ah bee has been telling everyone that I sneezed and farted at the same time the other day. Well, it is true but she didn't have to keep repeating it. And she makes this exaggerated "hachewpooooot" sound. I don't know why she thinks it's so funny. Like she doesn't sneeze or fart.

Today the neighbour from the 6th floor saw us and she said to fomfomfom,"I want to be your dog leh."

I'm so pretty everyone wants to be me.



November 24th 2015 5:01 am
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Ah bee picked a small spray of purple flowers and said xp would look wonderful with that in her hair. So she tried and tried, but she's got no talent. She put the flowers on my head instead of in my hair.

And she took photos.


I am the boss of them

November 23rd 2015 7:04 am
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2 nights ago I was walking past the kitchen when I thought I saw movement. So I went in to investigate since the swinging gate at the kitchen door was open. Fomfomfom and ah bee were so taken aback (I'm not allowed in the kitchen because there is a back door there and they are afraid ah ma might leave the back door open in a senile moment) they didn't react for a long time. So I wandered around the kitchen and went into the laundry area and the back room. I even checked out the toilet. It was fun. They realised the time for scolding me had passed by then so they didn't bother.

The following night I walked into the kitchen again. This time ah bee was lying in wait and she smacked my bottom and scolded me. I was so mad I ran to fomfomfom and humped her two times.

That will show them who is boss.



November 22nd 2015 5:05 am
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The banana man came down and started feeding the birds bread. One of the mynahs gathered many crumbs of bread in its beak but didn't gobble it down. It turns out it wants to bring it all back to feed her child. We were touched. She made 2 trips, which were designed to prevent espionage. But we figured out where she stayed anyway. She's a birdbrain after all. Anyway, after 2 trips, she decided to bring her baby direct to the food source. The baby turned out to be bigger than her. But we know it's just a baby coz it was grey and not black, and it only knew how to hop around with its beak wide open. i think it needs a good beating.

Then ah boi almost landed on fomfomfom and she waved my bag of poo to discourage him. Birds are so silly.


No goods

November 21st 2015 4:34 am
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It's not quite my day. Fomfomfom trimmed my hair. It was pouring when we went down for my walk and I didn't manage to poop. Then ah ma was waiting for me at home to give me a bath. I'm trying to sleep now but the school across the canal is having some event and they are making so much noise.

At least I got liver.



November 20th 2015 6:23 am
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It's the rainy season again. It was rumbling and rumbling this afternoon, and I was sleeping in ah ma's room. Suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder and it scared me so much I barked in fright. Then they had to comfort me and i was still feeling unsettled so they put magic buttons under the desk so I may feel safer.

The thunder really frightened me.



November 19th 2015 8:10 am
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We read that Diesel, a french police dog, was killed in action as she hunted down terrorists.

We think she's a hero.



November 18th 2015 3:48 am
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Ah ma beamed and confirmed that she only lost ten plus dollars at mahjong today. She said it was practically winning. We agree.

I saw Baby today. She had a piece of gauze on her chest and that must be where she had a fat lump removed recently. I guess it's not serious and she was quite her usual ridiculous self.

We're going to explore the dog poo tonight.


Dog poo

November 17th 2015 7:33 am
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Fomfomfom is back from her trip and she came back with many tidbits. I think they must be delicious because we saw ah ma smile when she was presented with them. There's something called dog poo apparently.

I don't know why she has to buy it. She can have mine if she likes this kind of things.

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