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The feather

January 18th 2017 5:06 pm
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Ah bee found a black and white feather yesterday. It was lying in the middle of the footpath waiting for her. We both stopped and stared for a while. I thought we asked for a black and white polka dot feather. We missing the dots. But then again, she asked for a 2 dollar note too and so far she's only found a dollar ten cents in coins. I guess her mind is just not strong enough.

But anyway, she is still skeptical. Then today we came across three more black and white feathers. What is this shit, she asked fomfomfom. Some bird is moulting lah, fomfomfom told her.

I don't know. She's decided she needs more convincing so she's going to imagine bumping into our prime minister.

I'm going to ask him for a selfie.



January 17th 2017 6:53 am
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Today Miu Miu the chihuahua's owner told us he went to that big kennel in the sky two days ago. She had gone out of the country and left him with his previous owner her uncle. Who didn't leash him and he got lost. Then they found he was knocked down by a car and at the vet's. But he passed away before she could visit him.

I was his only friend you know.



January 16th 2017 9:53 pm
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We went to the vet today and did so many things. They wanted the vet to listen to my breathing coz they thought it sounds a bit different. She did and she thought it sounded a little raspy too. So she ordered two chest X-rays. They manhandled me and forced me to lie on my side and then my back and pulled my legs to stretch me out or some nonsense. It's abuse I tell you. The clinic is lucky I didn't call the police. Then we did a blood test but the vet didn't manage to draw blood the first time so I ended up with one green bandage and one red one on my legs. I looked like a Christmas tree.

The vet says there's a shadow at my lungs and she can't be sure what it is. Maybe it's an infection or inflammation, she said. So she put me on a course of antibiotics and we will go back for another X-ray next week and hopefully it would have cleared up. Otherwise fomfomfom might die if it's anything more serious.

I was so hungry and tired by the time we got home. I fell asleep on my walk so we went home early.

I'm gonna nap now.


I love roo

January 15th 2017 7:09 am
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This afternoon I took a nap with ah ma then I sneezed twice and ah ma scolded fomfomfom coz she had been slobbering all over me when she was sick yesterday. In revenge fomfomfom called the vet and made an appointment for me.

Ah bee's boyfriend queried what they're going to do about my roo. Ah bee asked politely if he meant whether they might be the cause of my ear infections. He said no, what are they going to do about my screaming all night for my roo.

He's petty coz I shouted at him last night. He's a stirrer.



January 14th 2017 6:14 pm
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Cha took her luggage and disappeared. I don't know where she's going but I know that means I can ask for more tidbits because fomfomfom and ah bee are pushovers. So I did. Then fomfomfom threatened to cut my supply of roo altogether.

She's bluffing. I know it.



January 13th 2017 2:55 am
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Ah ma gave fomfomfom a dressing down when she blew her nose then tried to feed me. Ah ma said don't you pass it to xp. Fomfomfom tried to say that's impossible but ah ma scolded her again. So she had to wash her hands. Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

Then fomfomfom blew her nose and gave me my tidbit. Ah ma doesn't know.


Many returns

January 12th 2017 9:12 pm
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It's ah bee's birthday today. She's very old. I think she's like 38. I thought she just had her birthday like last month. Whatever. Nobody cares anyway.

It still refuses to rain. I think when it finally comes it's gonna be a whopper.



January 11th 2017 2:42 am
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The White terrier from the next condo who always drags her owner flying behind her, was chasing a bird today. Then she asked to play with me. So we invited them in and we sniffed a little. We learnt she's four years old and her owner is Filipino Chinese, who thinks fomfomfom and ah bee are twins.

Yuki licks birds. She went to someone's house and licked their baby bird. I think she needs a beating.


Too cute

January 10th 2017 7:17 am
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Fomfomfom trimmed my hair again and now I have small ears. They say it makes me look like a puppy. And they cannot stop gushing. Stop gushin', I told them. They're obsessed I tell you.

They say I have to wear a paper bag over my head coz I'm too cute. I'm pretty sure that's abuse.

In other news, we realised that ikea sells very cheap Chinese new year willows. And they sell mandarin oranges too. Who would have thunk.


Hair cut

January 9th 2017 2:40 am
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It's so hot they suddenly decided to cut my hair again. It took 17 minutes. It seems this is a very hot winter.

That day I saw a sick pigeon and the next day it was still there and the third day it wasn't anymore. I wonder what do the pigeons do that make them sick. It's not the first sick pigeon I've seen. They look so ill.

It's egg tart season in the house. They bought so many but no one offered me any. Fomfomfom let me smell one this morning but won't let me lick it.

I hope they all get fat.

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