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July 28th 2015 8:36 am
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My backside's itchy so I scooted across the dining room and back. Fomfomfom started laughing and Ah bee whipped out her camera and started shooting a video. No one thought of helping me scratch. I don't know what's wrong with them. And after I've stopped scooting, they started scratching my backside.

So irritating these people are.

So I went and chewed on my tendon for a long time and ignored them. When I was almost done with it, they started making shee shee noises at me. I'm a nice girl so I indulged them and went to the papers with the tendon in my mouth. But one simply does not shee shee when there is something in one's mouth (I'm talking about Ah bee; we suspect she brings her morning coffee into the toilet with her) so I gingerly put my tendon down for a while. They snatched it up and threw it away. I even went to the dustbin to look.

They made me so mad I went to bed immediately and refused to play.



Busy day

July 27th 2015 7:30 am
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They brought me to the vet again. This time the vet woman gave me a mild steroid eyedrop for 2 weeks, just twice a day. I guess that means no more noon walks. Suits me fine. Noontime should be spent in a darkened aircon room with ah ma.

They asked the vet woman if I can have dried pig tendons for teeth-cleaning purposes and the vet woman said goody. If my teeth are rotten and wobbly and painful, I won't chew, so no worries.

I spent one hour in the evening cleaning my teeth. What a busy day. I'm all pooped out and I can't open my eyes, even with all those eye drops in them.

I'm turning in early. Nights.


Crackling good

July 27th 2015 1:49 am
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So I had crackling the past 2 nights. It's so good. They gave it to me straight out of the oven tonight. And then they all got a scolding from ah ma who thinks I'll grow pimples from the heat.

Ah ma loves me. I think they all love me.


Pig skin

July 25th 2015 5:00 am
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Yesterday I asked for some very nice shiny braised pork skin on the table but they won't give it to me. They tell me I'm allergic to soy sauce.

Today fomfomfom went to the supermarket and bought 2 very nice pieces of raw pig skin for $0.41, and there was a 4-cent discount so it was $0.37. So good. Then she went online to check for crackling recipes.

Let's see how it goes.


It all works out

July 24th 2015 10:32 am
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It's been a week and they are still faithfully bringing me down for midday walks. It's very hot but I don't mind. I love going down. In return, I am more cooperative when they try to brush my teeth. I'm nice that way.

It's also nice to get out for a while because our neighbour is doing something to his house and it's drilling noises all day long. It makes one cranky. So we go down and we get all tired out and then we sleep through all that noise.




July 23rd 2015 7:41 am
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Ah bee bought me a mini volleyball. Its name is MiMi, it means mini mikasa. They were so excited about how I would receive my present that they had the lighting done and the camera all ready to take a video. I guess I was a bit cool towards MiMi and it was a very short video. It is hoped I would take to it eventually. Ah ma, of course, gave them a scolding for adding to the clutter.

It was eyedrop time when I shook my head and the drop landed on my nose and I promptly licked it off. Ah bee and fomfomfom were horrified and kept tabs on me all night to see if I were poisoned.

Yeah all these medicines are poison.


A puff, two Malteses and a baby bulldog

July 22nd 2015 6:08 am
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We learn that 2 pomeranians are called a puff of pomeranians. So pretentious.

The teacup Malteses from the other condo are crazy. They are so tiny they can't even bark; all they manage is to do is yip. But they confront dogs bigger than them (okay I don't know any dogs smaller than them) and circle them and keep yipping. This is what we call never die before.

There's a baby bulldog in the condo and he's cute. My mamas keep grinning when they see him.

It's okay, not for long.


It's warm

July 21st 2015 6:48 am
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We were sitting at the back gate watching the world go by when fomfomfom exclaimed she'd gotten hit by bird shit. Me and ah bee, we giggled and then ah bee fumbled for a piece of tissue and wiped it off the back of her neck. Then ah bee lifted me off fomfomfom's lap and we left her to contemplate her future.

Fom the dirty creature just washed her hands at the tap and joined us again.



July 20th 2015 7:53 am
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We were down for my mid day walk when we saw a big lizard. It's so huge. Bigger than a cat. Some sort of a monitor lizard we think. Ah bee saw something moving and flew away, thinking its a rat. Fomfomfom, seeing ah bees reaction, thought its too big to be a rat so she took another look. Good thing she didn't faint when she realised it's a lizard; she's deathly afraid of reptiles.

I told her to pat herself on the chest and not be frightened. That's what they do for me when I'm afraid and I always feel better after.

She's still patting now.


Pig tendon

July 19th 2015 7:45 am
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Ooh I got an extra noon walk today. The point was to put eye drops in my eyes but I don't mind the insincerity. It'll be a happy week.

They gave me a pig tendon today. I danced with it and guarded it all morning and no one could even look at it. They all had to look down while I was about. Then I ate it at night. It was for teeth cleaning, I heard, and I demolished most of it in 20 minutes and a horrified ah bee wrestled the last remaining bit away from me.

I don't know what's their problem.

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