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Home from London!

April 17th 2014 8:45 am
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Oooh, ah bee is back. I don't know what she did, but her feet are so smelly. And she's feeling bad coz she didn't buy me the black sheep but I said I don't mind. 100 quid will do very nicely for me, thanks.

Smelly feet!


Phone number

April 16th 2014 8:32 am
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That day jojo saw the tag on my collar and saw that there was a phone number on it. So he said he's going to start calling.

I hope fomfomfom gives him an earful.


Too much

April 15th 2014 8:09 am
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There was a thunderstorm today so I went asplooshing and fomfomfom bathed me again! It had only been 5 days since the last one. I was so angry. I hope ah bee comes back soon. At least she bathes me only once a week, sometimes once in 10 days.

The weather forecast says thunderstorms for the rest of the week. Eee.


Day tour

April 14th 2014 8:17 am
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Ah bee told us she took a dump at Stonehenge today.



Battle of wits

April 13th 2014 7:55 am
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Tonight we started our usual battle of wits before bedtime but fomfomfom suddenly started talking to cha and they finally talked me to sleep. It wasn't a total loss though. They were so tickled that i was ready to sleep without a fight that they gave me an extra tidbit anyway.

I think I won.



April 12th 2014 7:48 am
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Cha and fomfomfom decided there's only one word to describe me.



I'm a girl

April 11th 2014 6:47 am
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Today this american neighbor was alarmed to discover I'm a girl. He's been calling me "buddy" forever, and we were too polite to correct him. So he flipped when fomfomfom referred to me as a girl. He said he thought I was a boy coz I look so butch.



Digging a hole

April 10th 2014 7:18 am
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Today I saw nom yen digging a hole in the sand. Not that she had anything to bury. It was such a stereotypey cartoony picture that we had to stop and watch.

What a baby she is.



April 9th 2014 7:52 am
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Today I came across the playground and it was, for once, empty. So I got onto the end bit of the slide and, me and fomfomfom, we sat down. Then I thought it would be nice to have an evening belly rub on the slide. So fomfomfom gave me a belly rub.

Sigh. It was wonderful. Unfortunately the playground is seldom empty.


Lost and hopefully found

April 8th 2014 7:46 am
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Today a caucasian woman carrying a white dog asked me if I knew who it belonged to. She said the doggie followed her son home. It was a Maltese, I think, and since it didn't react to me, it wasn't Kiki the Rabid, so I told her I didn't know. So she took the doggie and her two young children and went for a walk around the condo. I hope she comes across someone who knows who the owner is.

Actually I'm not worried. They seem responsible.

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