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Brexit

June 24th 2016 6:56 am
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Oh who'd have thunk? Except for me of course. I foresaw it ages ago. Like, last wed, to be exact. And fomfomfom said no way, so I won and she had to give me $20 today. I made her out it in my shoebox. Which is now a cake tin. We started watching tv from 9am till 1230pm and then everyone went to sleep. They were so excited about it but I started sleeping at 9am coz I knew what was coming. Then I woke up and ah ma cooked kidney and it was delicious.

It's a wonderful day.

 

Pork

June 23rd 2016 10:13 am
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I don't know what day it is today but I got pork kibble and boiled pork loin. It's been too long! Months! Do I dare hope there's liver in my near future? Can't wait till bath day to find out.

Oh wait I do know what day it is today - it's brexit day. Okay, don't know and don't care.

 

Garlic

June 22nd 2016 5:13 am
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Fofomfom put a lot of garlic in very little olive oil overnight and she put the oil in my ears this morning. They laughed at me and said I smell delicious like pasta. And fomfomfom asked if I want some salt in my ears; it is anti-bacterial. Then ah bee called me her little fettuccine and her little macaroni. Then they decided I should be her little spaghetti coz that's what they eat with garlic sauce.

I complained I felt marinated but ah bee shushed me immediately coz she said it's the start of the dog-eating festival in China and I'd better not let them hear me.

Yes indeed. Zip.

 

Aglio olio

June 21st 2016 8:29 am
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Fomfomfom found yet another recipe online for my ears - olive oil and garlic. My ears smell like aglio olio now. Add that to my belly that still reeks of vinegar and I totally smell like the kitchen.

Better than smelling like the hospital, they told me.

Good point.

 

Alcohol

June 20th 2016 7:39 am
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Fomfomfom tweaked her ear recipe like she knows what she's doing. Now it's alcohol and vinegar. Gross.

Ah bee said we should have a fire extinguisher at home coz many homes in Singapore's been going up in flames recently and I have alcohol in my ears so I might explode. She's gonna buy tickets for a fire extinguisher neighbourhood thing on Sunday.

We love our neighbourhood things.

 

You are in my seat

June 19th 2016 6:33 pm
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When we got to the back gate today, baby's maid was already in my seat. So we had to sit at the other bench. Which was less than ideal because there's a huge signboard blocking my view. After a long time, I told Fomfomfom to let me off the bench and I walked to my usual bench. I stared at baby's maid and wagged my tail. Fomfomfom and Ah bee praised me for being a polite and clever girl.

But I didn't get my seat back.

Then at night they told Cha how cute I was and Cha tells them about the time I insisted on sitting at my bench even though Daisy's grandmother was already there. In the end I shared the seat with her grandmother and Cha stood next to the bench.

I don't mind sharing you know.

 

Ah bee watches so many movies

June 18th 2016 4:34 am
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Ah bee went to watch Finding Dory and didn't bring me. I hate her. I hope her movie sucks tonight.

Ah ma wants to make carrot cake tomorrow. We're all so frightened.

 

Brr

June 17th 2016 9:36 am
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It was a wet wet day. The rain just kept coming down for hours. We decided to stop waiting and just go for my walk. We weren't the only ones who thought so; Dolly was down too. Except she didn't have a ride like me. She could only walk under our block but I got driven to block 10 and back. Still it was so cold and wet I couldn't stop shivering even though I got a nice hot bath. And they had to break out the hair dryer even though my hair's very short.

I need a hot milo.

 

QE

June 16th 2016 4:37 am
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My ears are not so angry red anymore. They're still red, but not worse. We'll see.

I read in the papers that nowadays, to secure a loan at a 30% interest rate requires an identity card and nude photos of oneself. I'm going to write to Aunty Yellen and tell her she's gotta ease hard and fast, coz credit can't be so hard to get, or her economy is going to crash.

It's all so precarious.

 

Tit for tat

June 15th 2016 5:35 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom swabbed my ears and brought the buds to the cat vet woman for her to run a test. There's more bacteria now than last week. Nobody has any ideas anymore.

So this morning Fomfomfom decided she wants to clean my ears with apple cider vinegar. Except she didn't dilute it and my ears turned a very angry red. A quick search online told us what we already know - that Fomfomfom is an idiot.

At least she's sorry about it and she says I can spray apple cider vinegar into her eyes if I like.

I'll save it for another time.

 
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