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A nap in the afternoon

March 6th 2015 5:48 am
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Fomfomfom kept poking my stummy, so I gave her what she wanted. I gave her a soft stummy, then a hard one, then a soft one, then a hard one. Giggle.

Then she was lazy and wanted to take an afternoon nap, so she told me, let's share a dream, xp. Ah bee said, who wants to share a dream with you, duh.

I agree with ah bee. Yuck.

 

Whee!

March 5th 2015 5:50 am
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I'm so much better today that ah bee said I have ants in my underpants. Except I don't wear underpants. And they kept poking my stummy. They think it's very hard.

Mebbe it's tense muscles from my backache. Or it's the steroids. Whatever.

 

Set things back by 5 days

March 4th 2015 7:46 am
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It was time for my heartworm so they decided to just do everything today. I got my anal sacs emptied and after that I got a Fom special. Turns out standing in the tub for this long is really bad for me. I was in such bad shape after the bath they actually had to coax me into eating liver.

I feel better now after sleeping for a few hours. We will see how tomorrow goes.

 

So bored

March 3rd 2015 5:00 am
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I have ten fingers and ten toes.

I know, coz I counted them a million times today.

 

Bored

March 2nd 2015 6:48 am
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I think maybe this confinement thing is working. Again, I was feeling better at night and I wanted to tell them. So I went into the room and scratched at the newspapers and tore them up, much like I did last night. They were initially horrified but then they burst out laughing soon after. I think they are all pleased I'm doing better.

Now that they know, maybe they'll relax the rules a little. I'm going out of my mind here.

 

Plan B+

March 1st 2015 6:04 am
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Today the rules are relaxed again. I got to get out of the room and watch tv with fomfomfom and ah bee in the evening. And ah ma cooked pig stummy soup, and she saved all the stummy for me. Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

We'll not tell the vet.

 

Plan B

February 28th 2015 6:58 am
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So Plan B is to keep me in Cha's room. They brought in my water bowl and the newspapers and I finally peed in there once in the evening. It made everyone very happy. These people are so easy to please.

It's mind numbingly boring though, staying in the room the entire day. Beats staying in the pen though.

One day down. 6 weeks to go. Oh boy.

 

Plan A

February 27th 2015 5:58 am
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Cha and ah bee went out and bought me a pen. It's exactly like the one they put me in when I was a puppy, and which I haven't seen in more than 10 years. Yech. They also bought me a cathouse. I don't know why they're trying to provoke me.

So they stuck me in the pen starting at like 2pm and they took turns sitting in it with me. But how can one be happy in a prison? They kept trying to make me pee and drink in the pen but I took only 2 licks of water and held my pee until I turned blue. At 10pm, ah ma put her foot down and I was let out.

I hear it's Plan B tomorrow.

 

Uh oh

February 26th 2015 4:15 am
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We saw the back doctor today. Long story short, I'm on cage rest for 6 weeks but we will head back for a review in 2. If my back doesn't improve, we might have to consider surgery. Bah.

Ah bee and fomfomfom went out looking to buy a cage but thankfully they didn't come back with one. I heard they wanted to buy a basin coz the cage is 200 bucks and the basin only 20. Then they told me fomfomfom wanted to steal a trolley from the supermarket (it only costs a dollar for deposit) coz it'd work too and they can even push me around the house.

Luckily they decided I'm better off in a pen so I'm going to thank my lucky stars. I think.

 

Abuse

February 25th 2015 4:23 am
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They didn't give me steroids today so I'm not feeling great. And they didn't bring me down for my evening walk coz they said it was raining. All they did was stuff a painkiller in my mouth and then they watched tv.

I'm calling the police.

 
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