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The animal game

December 21st 2014 3:39 am
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Ah bee's boyfriend suggested playing a word game. One person would name an animal and the other person would have to name another that starts with the last letter. Ah bee begged, can I start first, can I start first, ooh, please pretty please? Of course, replied the gracious boyfriend. Start away.

Ox, said the bee. And that was quite the shortest game ever.

 

Karaoke

December 20th 2014 3:52 am
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Fomfomfom went to karaoke with her friends last night and they all told her she should make a living as a singer. But what if a gangster or worse Kim Jong Un sees you and takes a liking to you, I asked her. Then he will kidnap you and we will never see you again!

She told me her voice is not for everyone to hear. I guess that means we are safe from fomnappers.

 

December

December 19th 2014 8:01 am
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It's been raining nearly every day so I haven't been walking much. I spend a lot of time sitting around and shopping in the mini mart. I don't really like this December weather. The saving grace comes in the form of the crackling Fomfomfom went to order for me today.

I guess I can stay in and eat crackling all day.

 

Divorced

December 18th 2014 5:43 am
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Yesterday Jandelle told us that Mickey and Minnie mouse used to be married. We asked her if they'd divorced, but she didn't seem to understand what that meant, so she said, "But they still love each other very much."

I wonder who told her that.

 

What good

December 17th 2014 7:59 am
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It poured this afternoon and ah ma came home and asked why no one brought in the laundry. Cha said she didn't know there was laundry and fom just blinked.

My poor ah ma.

 

Crispy

December 16th 2014 5:36 am
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Crispy came today. He has grown up some and learnt to talk gibberish. He banged on the drums, played on the treadmill and threw all my toys about. And he rolled my red rubber ball under the sofa and now it's lost forever. My ah ma seems to love him very much. I'll reserve judgment on him for now.

I'm too tired.

 

When you're happy and you know it

December 15th 2014 1:32 am
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Ah bee just noticed that I'll wag my tail when she kisses me. She was so excited and she proceeded to show fomfomfom by kissing me like 20 times. They kept saying I'm a sweet sweet honey pooches pie.

I don't know what the big deal is.

 

Pumpkin seeds

December 13th 2014 11:28 pm
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My mamas, they have recently gotten into the habit of eating pumpkin seeds. Fomfomfom marveled at how nicely they come shelled, that whatever machines are used to accomplish that perfect shelling is beyond her. Ah bee, crunching away, informed fomfomfom that maybe no machines are used; maybe it's all done by toothless old women. Fomfomfom had to point out that the old women had to have teeth to do the shelling, but it was all too late.

I think she'd already lost her appetite.

 

Grandpa rabbit

December 13th 2014 1:38 am
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Ah bee's friend went away on a holiday so she has been tasked with feeding her rabbit. The rabbit's really old and she's just really afraid he will die on her watch. Fomfomfom has been accompanying her on her rabbit feeding trips and her job is to go into the house and check if he's still alive before ah bee would step in.

So far so good.

 

Big dog

December 12th 2014 2:14 am
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Today Eggroll peed on fomfomfom's foot like she's a common fire hydrant. So I shouted at her and told her to get her own Fomfomfom. I was going to defend my ownership by peeing over her pee but fomfomfom didn't let me.

Doesn't mean she's yours ok.

 
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