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April 24th 2015 7:44 am
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Cha went out at 5am with her luggage. I cannot even be bothered to ask anymore.

You know the thing about speaking too soon, it always comes back to prove you wrong. This morning I felt sick too. Well not sick exactly, more like hungry. I was so hungry I threw up gastric juices while fomfomfom was washing my legs in the bathroom. She cleverly turned me to face the bathtub so she could wash away my puke easily. Clever.

I'm loving my new kibble by the way.


The sickness star

April 23rd 2015 7:12 am
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Flew into the house today. Ah bee spoke to me in a man's voice in the morning and I thought she was possessed so I asked her who she was. Later she took all sorts of brews and pills and was less manly. I think mebbe she's got the flu.

At night fomfomfom ate cold chicken from the fridge without heating it up and got a stummyache. Luckily she thought of charcoal pills and was saved.

Ah ma didn't get sick. She merely lost money at the casino. I'm not sick too. Giggles.


The greedy star

April 22nd 2015 7:55 am
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Must have flown into our house today. Ah ma and cha went for a huge seafood dinner while fomfomfom and ah bee stuffed their faces at home. My new kibble was delivered today and it's pork and butternut squash instead of my usual lamb and apple so I demanded they fed it to me immediately. I had something like twice what I usually eat.

We are so fat.


Too dark to read

April 21st 2015 7:48 am
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I was walking along downstairs when my collar fell off. Fomfomfom stuffed it into her pocket and put it on for me later on. Cha said luckily no one saw it. How embarrassing it would have been.

Then it rained and we met Dolly sitting on her daddy's knee reading a book. It was so dark but it's ok coz dolly can't read.

She's only a puppy.


A wink and a kiss

April 20th 2015 8:51 am
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I was just looking at ah bee and she winked at me suddenly. So I walked over and gave her a kiss. And then she winked again and I kissed her again. She proudly told fom and started winking like crazy but I couldn't be bothered with her anymore.

She's a little crazy that one.


Bacon sandwich

April 19th 2015 5:48 am
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Cha has been sharing her breakfast with me these 2 days. Bacon sandwich. It's real yummers but I don't think I will get it tomorrow morning. It feels like a weekend special.

I don't mind. Can't wait for next weekend.


Where is ah bee?

April 18th 2015 4:54 am
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I was bored in the afternoon so I sat in the middle of the house and barked and barked. Fomfomfom ignored me so Cha brought me down. It was raining heavily and I couldn't poo or pee and we came back after just half an hour. Then the rain stopped and fomfomfom brought me down again so I may finish my business and have some fun.

I shall just bark and bark at them in future. What great fun.


Weight issues

April 17th 2015 8:49 am
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Ah bee showed fomfomfom a picture of herself 5 years ago. They both thought she looked like a pig. I think so too. Giggles.

We met mop's mummy today and she's real glad to know that my back is better. She tells us mop is on a diet coz he's too fat and his back can't take that weight.

I've never had a weight problem.



April 16th 2015 7:13 am
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I'm starting to put together that I get to go to the balcony once a day. After that, the barrier goes up. It's not the carefree days of yore.

But I'll take it.



April 15th 2015 5:42 am
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Today Sammy told us that when she grows up, she'll have an iPhone and an iPad. So ah bee told Sammy to give her a call when she gets that iPhone.

That was when Nicky exclaimed and said, "But when Sammy grows up, you'll be dead what!"

We don't know what goes on in that undeveloped brain of his.

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