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Long day

February 10th 2016 9:35 am
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This morning I was playing with my ball and just before it fell over the steps, I reached out and pawed it back towards me. Fomfomfom who was watching me broke into spontaneous applause. Of course she did; it was such a performance.

We went to the vet in the afternoon coz my ears aren't doing so good. Then I got a blood test done and I failed. I don't know what they were expecting; CNY was just 2 days ago. Now I got to eat supplements and go back for a review in 3 weeks. The supplements come in capsule form and I kept spitting it out it melted and it was grosses. In the end, Fomfomfom poured the powder on my tongue. I can still taste it. Yuckers.

We had people come over at night coz it's still CNY and I didn't manage to sleep.

Goodnight world.


Second day

February 9th 2016 3:00 am
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It is the second day of the Chinese new year today and it's going dong dong chiang right now. I'm trying to sleep but one tolerates. They all went out again today, and I heard ah bee managed to lose all the money ah ma gave her, great success. All the more formidable because ah bee was wearing a t shirt with lucky lucky lucky on it and everyone booed her and I told her next year she should wear a t shirt with unlucky on it.

I'm getting a CIA t shirt myself.



February 8th 2016 7:21 am
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Today is the first day of Chinese New Year. Ah bee went to her uncle's house and she came back and told me my sister Zhuzhu was there. My Ah yi mama had brought her along. No one even thought of bringing me.

Ah bee tells me my sister was wearing an FBI top. I didn't know she had joined law enforcement! I heard Ah bee hid behind a chair and shot her finger gun at Zhuzhu but Zhuzhu just stared at her like the idiot she is. Ah bee, not Zhuzhu.

Doesn't she know it's a bulletproof FBI vest? Sheesh.


CNY eve

February 7th 2016 6:31 am
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Today is a special day. I got a bath and then I got liver and shabu. And then I got shabu again. And then liver and shabu again. Then they all gave me money.

I'm happy. Except my ears are flaring up and they're bleeding from all the scratching. I think I'm going to see the vet woman soon.

Maybe she'll give me money too.



February 6th 2016 1:26 am
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They make me so angry. I'll be taking my nap somewhere in the living room and they'll wake me to ask me to go sleep in Cha's room. Wake me to ask me to go to sleep! Every afternoon!

Sick in the minds, that's what they are.


I'm not smelly

February 5th 2016 4:09 am
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Today ah bee carried me and then she said I'm smelly. I got so angry with her. So did fomfomfom. Fomfomfom told me later I smell real nice, ignore that ah bee.

And who was the one who refused to bathe me for two weeks?


Dat damn dog

February 4th 2016 6:35 pm
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I like sitting at the back gate. I get to see friends and people going about their lives. We sit there even when it's raining and you can't quite see our faces; we are just huddling under our big umbrella. People think we are crazy, we know but who cares. Ah bee is in charge of holding the brolly and fomfomfom, me. Just now I heard them talking about covertly moving the beach umbrella from the swimming pool to the back gate since it's been raining so much lately.

Like people wouldn't know it's us.



February 3rd 2016 7:23 am
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Today I decided to follow ah ma around in the afternoon coz I haven't done that for a long time. Then she closed her door in my face and I scratched at her door to let me in, and she giggled and then we spent an hour inside enjoying the aircon. Then while ah bee and fomfomfom were eating dinner, ah ma sat beside me and scratched my head and asked me where I wanted to go. If I wanted to go find some lizard to catch.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.


A present

February 2nd 2016 7:37 am
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We heard Mop found a baby bird under a car this morning and he had it in his mouth before his mummy even knew what. She said maybe he wanted to give her the bird, like the cat she used to have. The cat brought her a mouse once and she kept the mouse as a pet after that.

How come they didn't think of keeping the iguanas and lizards I caught as pets?



February 1st 2016 8:16 am
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Today fomfomfom went to the bank and came back with a big envelope stuffed full of money. I hope she didn't rob the bank. Then I heard her tell ah bee that they're all going to give me twelve dollars soon and ah ma will give me more than that because ah ma loves me so much.

It's that time of the year again.

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