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Downward dog

July 22nd 2016 11:00 pm
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Ah bee was going for yoga this morning and she asked if I wanted to go along. I could show the class how to do the perfect downward dog. But of course. Fomfomfom heard us and laughed; she said the only pose Xp'd be doing is the sleeping dog.

Hmph.

 

Pokes

July 22nd 2016 8:33 am
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Just now ah ma asked ah bee about Pokemon Go. Ah ma's so with it these days.

I'm getting ready a hat too for ah ma so she can put it on and go ahuntin' with us. Can't wait.

 

Hair

July 21st 2016 9:17 am
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They came across a programme on BBC lifestyle just now. It's a reality show on amateur hairstylists and they found it strangely compelling. Especially the part where the contestants had to do their models' hair up like a hat. I don't even know what that means. It sounds and looks gross. But they were so fascinated and Fomfomfom told Ah bee maybe she should sign up for a hairstyling course. Then she can cut Fomfomfom's hair.

Yes, I shouldn't be the only person with a ratty haircut.

 

Victory

July 20th 2016 6:44 am
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Today ah ma and ah bee came back from visiting my great grandmother and then they started gibbering up a storm to cha and fomfomfom. I don't know what it was about but they seemed victorious. Ah bee went out to buy popiah to celebrate.

Which cost $6. I don't know why that was significant.

 

A break

July 19th 2016 7:12 pm
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Ah ma and fomfomfom are going away next week and ah bee was asking fomfomfom for a list of things I need done every day. Brush teeth, 3 types of supplements, ear drops etc. That's when we realized ah bee doesn't know or do anything. But anyway, fomfomfom said ah bee just needs to take care of my ears and we can forget about the brushing and supplements until she gets back.

Wort?! Nothing?! Now I just need to convince her to stay on in Perth much longer. But not ah ma. Ah ma needs to come back because ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

The roos

July 18th 2016 8:11 am
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They set out some rules regarding my meals so that I can't ask for tidbits all the time. For my health, they say. I may have a tidbit only after I eat kibble. Ok. So I eat less kibble and eat three times a night so I may collect 'em all, three kinds of tidbit. They giggled and said I am very smart. And sometimes I would lick my kibble for a long time but I can't bring myself to eat it so I give up. And they're heartbroken coz I'm trying so hard. So I get a tidbit too. Then they scratched their heads and ask why if they're setting the rules do they feel so manipulated?

I tell them I don't know; I always play by the rules.

 

Preparedness

July 17th 2016 11:51 pm
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Water has been seeping into Ah ma's bedroom floor. We don't know where it comes from but it gets very bad whenever it rains. Ah bee, our total defence IC, thought that maybe one day our 12th storey apartment could flood and she needs to make contingency plans for me. They tried to tell her that dogs know how to swim and she said obviously you haven't met The Rock's French Bulldog, Brutus (please just google that yourself).

So anyway, she has instructed Cha to keep one of the styrofoam boxes my frog comes in. It's the right size for me and thick and it has a lid and even handles so she can put her arm through the handles and pull me along while she swims.

And Plan B is our huge ice box but I'm thinking maybe Ah ma has to go into that one.

 

Singin'

July 16th 2016 4:23 am
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We were sitting at the back gate when we heard this singing. It was loud, out of tune and came from an old Chinese lady who was sitting around with her maid. It was admirable how confident she was. Or unaware. Fomfomfom was flabbergasted and ah bee was trying hard not to laugh. The song was nice, I guess, despite everything.

I just thought how I'd have to put it in my diary tonight and how my styrofoam box story will have to be postponed to tomorrow.

 

Gotta catch 'em all!

July 15th 2016 8:46 am
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I heard the whole world is catching Pokemon. I don't know what a Pokemon is but it sounds like fun. I'm going to put on a cap, tie a scarf around my neck and carry my backpack and go a-huntin' the moment it is released in Singapore.

It's going to be such an adventure. Maybe I'll even find a dead body or two.

 

Liver monster

July 14th 2016 6:36 am
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Today ah ma bought some rather praiseworthy noodles for their lunch. There was liver in the noodles. I was sleeping after fomfomfom fed me some of hers. Then ah bee came and saw that I was sleeping so she didn't know to wake me or not. So she dangled the liver in front of my nose and of course I woke up. They were so tickled. But they ain't seen nothing yet. I almost managed to snap the liver from ah bee's hands in my sleeping position.

That was legend.

 
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