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Helps helps

September 30th 2014 8:20 am
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Fom and ah bee have been trying to diet coz they had been so greedy while they were away. It has been plain porridge and tofu for lunch for a few days now. Only ah ma has been thwarting their effort by cooking up a storm for dinner.

Judging by the number of times they farted these couple of days, I'd say ah ma is winning.

 

Mint

September 29th 2014 7:48 am
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Fom brought a irobot thingy back from the US and they finally put it to use today. Initially I was a little puzzled when that little box started moving so I followed it and tried to smell its backside. No smell there so I lost interest immediately.

Wish I could say the same for ah ma; she sat on the steps for a long time, watching it do its work.

She must have been wondering where it had been all her life.

 

Piles

September 28th 2014 9:00 am
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Ah bee informs us that there's blood in her poop today and she fears she has haemorrhoids. We didn't really need to know that but we are nice people so we smiled politely. She rambled on and we vaguely heard something about tigang, which is like kegel exercises for your backside.

One gets stupid listening to her.

Moving along, I'm really pooped (giggles) today coz I walked for like 4 hours.

Lovely.

 

Cha goes to Taiwan

September 27th 2014 6:18 am
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Cha took her luggage out and started packing last night. It was kinda comfortable and I had my supper while lying inside. I told fomfomfom to line another luggage with towels and cushions for me tonight.

It may become a permanent feature in my room.

 

Contemplation

September 26th 2014 5:34 am
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Today Cha asked why I'm staring at the wall. I told her I'm contemplating whether I am Xiaoping or whether Xiaoping is me. Cha said what a profound philosophical question that is.

Yes, I am the rather profound sort.

 

Marmite

September 25th 2014 6:07 am
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Eep, fomfomfom is eating crackers with marmite again. That day, ah bee asked fomfomfom what marmite tastes like, and fomfomfom said it tastes exactly like what she had imagined it to be. Later, ah bee took a lick and howled, how can it be like what you imagined; this tastes like nothing on earth!

I think she didn't mean it to be complimentary.

 

In the market

September 24th 2014 9:03 am
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So recently everyone has been talking about the tour guide from China who met a rich old woman and somehow got her to will her $40 million fortune to him.

I think that's why Auntie Wernie has been bringing Belle and Rusty for walks at Queen Astrid Park; she's looking for her very own lonely old rich woman.

Giggles. I think Auntie Wernie is so funny.

 

Gusting

September 23rd 2014 8:20 am
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We were sitting on the floor beside Cha's bed just now when Ah bee picked a strand of hair off her shorts and nonchalantly swept it under Cha's bed. Fomfomfom called her out and her first response was, "What? What did I do?" It was so natural to her she didn't realize it.

Like what Sammy would say - gusting.

 

The mite mite

September 22nd 2014 9:07 am
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They found a mite on me yesterday and it took Fomfomfom all of her strength to pull it off my skin. It was hanging on real tight, for dear life.

I overheard Ah bee telling Cha to grind it into powder. Poor mite.

 

Another cat

September 21st 2014 9:08 am
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We were sitting at the badminton court when a cat crept up behind us. This time it's a black one and it scared all of us out of our skins. Fomfomfom and Ah bee flew off the bench immediately as did I. I wanted to get at the cat but they wouldn't let me. Ah bee dragged me away and Fomfomfom tried to shoo the cat away. She didn't succeed and the cat happily took our spot on the bench and lay down.

Fomfomfom and Ah bee couldn't believe it. The audacity of that cat, they said. And apparently chasing us off the bench wasn't enough for the cat; it jumped off and started running towards us so Ah bee scooped me up and we ran for our lives. She screamed for Fomfomfom to stop the cat from chasing us but Fomfomfom was running alongside us, if not faster. We lost the cat halfway across the U but not before two people saw us running and screaming the whole way.

I am only slightly comforted when the banana man told us the cat went into his house twice and tried to eat his bird and only left when he threw things at it.

Ah bee says if this were a cartoon, this would be a cigar-smoking, gun-toting gansta cat.

 
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