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Life is like falling yellow flowers

April 24th 2014 8:19 am
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We have a socialite who likes to sprout pompous and senseless statements about life. And so today I observed the many falling yellow flowers and I came up with my own life quote.

I think it's better than anything she can ever hope to come up with.

 

My eyes

April 23rd 2014 7:57 am
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Today Cha and ah bee brought ah ma to see tulips and I was stuck at home all afternoon with fomfomfom. Who offered to read me a Tintin story, on account of my long sightedness and illiteracy. I said no thanks. Sincerity is Roald Dahl or Enid Blyton, not a comic book.

How unhappy I was. And at night, they put on Mr Bean on the Disney Channel and expected me to sit through it. Of course I walked away.

Duh.

 

Good day

April 22nd 2014 9:33 am
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I am happy to report that today is a happy day. Nothing special happened and it's a good thing.

Uneventful days are best.

 

Bad day

April 21st 2014 6:56 am
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Today the idiotic gardener poked my head with a rolled up bill and ah bee was so horrified she slapped his hand away. She thought he had poked my eyes. We didn't know why, but he did it again. We were so horrified we almost killed him on the spot. Then he told us happily he just had a thousand dollar operation on his eyes. Which means he was pretty blind. Oh, the expletives fomfomfom let loose later.

Anyway, we left for safety but i started honking ten minutes later. It was real bad, and I was so traumatized I insisted fomfomfom carry me for a long long time. Later I managed to be happy again. And then they brought me to the vet. It was the first time I'd been out in the car at night, at least in the last 5 years, I guess. They told the vet they were worried about my eyes and she whipped out her toy and looked at my eyes. Then she pronounced them perfect, except for a little long sightedness. They said luckily I'm illiterate. Then we finally reached home 4 hours after I went for my evening walk.

How starved I was. And how tired I am. Gotta sleep. Tomorrow will be better.

 

A million mosquitoes and then some

April 20th 2014 8:28 am
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Today Fomfomfom and Ah bee claimed they killed one million mosquitoes.

Of course they exaggerate. It was more like a hundred. I can vouch for that coz I saw it happen.

Maybe one of them will come down with dengue.

 

Life lesson

April 19th 2014 7:41 am
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Today I wanted to go after snowy but ah bee stopped me. She said even if I manage to catch snowy, I'll still be a small dog. But if I find snowy's pee, I can be a big dog.

That's never occurred to me.

 

Pig trotters in sweet vinegar

April 18th 2014 8:48 am
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Ah ma cooked two big claypots of it, maybe coz Ah bee came home. I abandoned my dinner and sat at the dinner table while they were stuffing their faces and they finally decided it's safe for me to have some. They should have fed it to me ten years ago.

This stuff is life-changing.

Maybe I can convince Ah ma to cook it again tomorrow. Yums.

 

Home from London!

April 17th 2014 8:45 am
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Oooh, ah bee is back. I don't know what she did, but her feet are so smelly. And she's feeling bad coz she didn't buy me the black sheep but I said I don't mind. 100 quid will do very nicely for me, thanks.

Smelly feet!

 

Phone number

April 16th 2014 8:32 am
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That day jojo saw the tag on my collar and saw that there was a phone number on it. So he said he's going to start calling.

I hope fomfomfom gives him an earful.

 

Too much

April 15th 2014 8:09 am
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There was a thunderstorm today so I went asplooshing and fomfomfom bathed me again! It had only been 5 days since the last one. I was so angry. I hope ah bee comes back soon. At least she bathes me only once a week, sometimes once in 10 days.

The weather forecast says thunderstorms for the rest of the week. Eee.

 
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