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My nocturnal adventures

March 7th 2013 6:35 am
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I decided I like waking up at 4am these days to stroll around the room. They can't decide if I'm sleeping too much, or if I'm itchy coz of the egg wash they forgot was in my pork chops three days ago, or if my new haircut is making me fidgety.

I'm not telling them. They need to be tortured once in a while.

 

Incorrigible

March 8th 2013 6:44 am
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Yesterday, ah ma went to the casino and made $4000. I didn't tax her coz I thought she'll need all that to lose the next time round. We just didn't expect it to be so soon.

Ah ma announced she's going to the casino tomorrow. You girls take care of your own lunch, she said.

I bet someone will take her to the cleaners. Giggles.

 

I told ya

March 9th 2013 6:50 am
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Of course ah ma lost money today.

Wahaha.

 

Goodnight!

March 10th 2013 7:17 am
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They tell me I should sleep early coz when I wake up tomorrow morning, ah bee will be back.

Ok.

 

Bad bee

March 11th 2013 9:47 am
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Ah bee came back from Shanghai and I was pleased to see her. Until I realised everyone was listening to her stupid stories and no one was paying me any attention.

Hmph.

 

Yes, I share my bottle

March 12th 2013 8:26 am
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Oh wow. Ah ma cooked pig stomach for me today. I can't even remember the last time I had that delicacy; it has been that long. I was so eager to get at it, ah bee knocked my teeth with the porcelain bowl. Owtch. My teeth didn't fall out, though.

Downstairs, Samantha wanted to drink from my water bottle again. Only she decided not to drink the water. She let all the water dribble back into the bottle from her mouth. So I decided not to drink water this evening. Only ah bee was so parched she decided she'll just close her eyes and pinch her nose and drink that water. And when ah bee was still alive 3 seconds later, I thought I'll just have a bit of water too. I'm happy to report we're all still alive at bedtime.

Methinks Sammy needs a good kicking.

 

Hogwash

March 13th 2013 7:00 am
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They found 6600 dead pigs in the Huangpu river and since ah bee just came back from Shanghai, everyone has been asking her if she's down with food poisoning.

No food poisoning, she says, but I think I'm coming down with the flu.

Porcine flu alert!

 

My new toy

March 14th 2013 7:32 am
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Ah bee is sniffling away and we thought we'd pump her full of garlic, vitamin c and zinc, Chinese herbal tea and she topped it all off with panadol flu medicine. We'll see how she fares tomorrow.

So, I have a new toy. It's what ah bee brought me from china. I don't know how to describe it, but fomfomfom says it looks like a devil thing and ah bee says it's a panda. Well, it's black and white in the right places, but I won't go so far as to call it a panda.

I can only agree with fomfomfom that it's really ugly.

 

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

March 15th 2013 9:11 am
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We met Sammy and Nana playing downstairs today and we asked Sammy to kiss Nana before we would give her the Iphone to play with. We were expecting Sammy to peck her on the cheek but no she does better. She grabbed Nana's face with both hands, puckered up and pulled Nana in for a kiss on the lips. It was spectacular.

A couple of minutes later, without cajoling on our part, Sammy decided to kiss Nana again. Except this time, she pulled Nana's face in and, we don't know, tried to eat Nana's nose.

And before we said our goodbyes, we asked Sammy to kiss Nana one last time. She reached out and held Nana's face for a while, before deciding to plant one on Nana's left eye.

Poor Nana we know.

We love these children.

 

Case 39 and Cake Boss

March 16th 2013 7:30 am
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We were channel-surfing coz there was nothing interesting to watch on the food channels, and we found a movie on the free-to-air channel that was just starting and starred Renee zellweger. How nice. Of course it turned out to be some supernatural horror show and we changed channels in a great hurry. We don't do horror shows.

I don't know why ah bee switched to Cake Boss. It's a bad tv day. I'm turning in.

 
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