A diet intervention

Because Ah ma cannot be trusted with her own health, an intervention is in order.

I think it will last maybe two days.

Poor health

This new moon is bad for health. Today our maid jelyn reported a bad tummy ache and we took her to the doctor and found it is appendicitis. Tomorrow she'll have to have surgery.

And ah ma is still feeling poorly. We decided she'll have to be a vegan for at least 2 weeks.

All that bad stuff, I wonder why fomfomfom and ah bee are giggling about movie stars and their pre-plastic surgery photos at 1.30 am.

Heartless, they are.

A vegan household

For the sake of everyone's health, we are going to attempt to go vegan. And in case Ah ma feels lonely going at it alone. Okay, they are going to do it, not me.

What, do I look like a cow to you?

The remaining meat

Ah ma invited her siblings today for lunch. So that they can finish all the remaining meat in our refrigerator. Coz we are now vegan for 2 weeks. Everyone had meat dumplings and I was the perfect hostess.

I'm all tuckered out now. And so is ah ma.

Goodnight.

Happy New Year

Ah ma's diet seems to be paying off and she went off one medication today because her glucose level is so normal. It's so amazing. We think she's addicted to feeling this good about herself. I think it's going to be a great year ahead.

It's my 10th countup now. I started counting up at 11 coz I was so tired and I don't see the point. Sleep is always the most important.

So happy new year everyone.

They're so stupid

Ah bee went to replenish my kibble but didn't look at the packaging. She just asked the nurse at the vet clinic for my prescription kibble. And now they've thrown away the packaging and the kibble looks and feels different, and I'm loving it.

They're wondering if it's cat food instead. Duh.

Uh oh

Fomfomfom promised not to cut my hair until after the new year. Today she gleefully broke out her shavers and cut the hair around my paws. She did a pretty good job. And in record time. So I'm not mad at her.

To be continued.

Continued

Fomfomfom shaved my body today. But left my head alone. So now I have a skinny body and a big head. Not that I mind. Coz I look too cute like that.

Ah bee says, admiringly, that I'm too precious. Giggles!

Still a big hair woman

I don't know why they didn't continue cutting my hair today but Ah ma says my head is too big and I don't care how precious they think I look coz I only care about what Ah ma thinks so as much as I hate to say this I think I would like Fomfomfom to do something about my big hair.

There.

They still didn't cut my hair

That's coz they were all busy. Not with anything worthwhile, mind. The casino.

Ah bee went to the casino last night. The debauchery of it. So I taxed her $100. And one thinks that might be the end of it. Oh no. Today, ah ma and her siblings and ah bee decided to make a family outing of it. And fomfomfom tagged along to pig out at hard rock cafe with a friend. And I waited and waited. They came home at 11.30pm.

All I got out of this sorry episode was a new bottle. From the casino. Ah bee presented me with 5 of them all at once. They cost $100 each, ah bee tells me. As if that makes them so precious.

I guess stupidity is priceless. Or worthless.