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Heroic

November 17th 2012 7:37 am
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It rained cats and dogs today. All the way into evening. But I ordered fomfomfom and ah bee to bring me down for my evening walk all the same, and everyone we met cast me admiring glances and said I was top dog. But of course. Fomfomfom and ah bee have four hands and a brolly. I went asplooshin'.

And there was a rat that decided to come in out of the rain under the block. I went achasin' and fomfomfom was indulgent but ah bee was deeply unhappy. She told me sternly rats carry diseases and I should avoid them in future.

Um, ok. Mebbe.

 

Many nights in Beijing

November 18th 2012 7:55 am
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Fomfomfom has gone to Beijing they tell me. To eat Peking duck. Didn't anyone tell her Singapore has the best Peking duck?

Sheesh.

 

One must have hope

November 19th 2012 8:40 am
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Today my Auntie Iris and her baby go back to Azerbaijan. He won't be bald the next time we see him.

And my Ah ma is so desperate for a grandchild. She was overheard telling her sisters that Cha has been seeing a chinese doctor. Well yes, for her gastric issues. But no, Ah ma told her sisters she thought Cha was seeing the doctor to build up her constitution. So that Cha may be in top form to give Ah ma a grandchild.

That's a mega super quantum leap of Idon'tknowwhat. Wishful thinking.

And now, with one bubble burst after we informed Ah ma of Cha's gastric problems, we think Ah ma must be fantasizing about Fomfomfom meeting someone in Beijing.

Go Fomfom!

 

No more holidays for Fomfomfom

November 20th 2012 8:36 am
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Fomfomfom says she went to the Forbidden City yesterday and today she saw the Great Wall. We asked if she rented a costume and pretended to be the empress dowager or something at the palace but she said she didn't. I don't know what she's doing there, of course you need to rent a costume and take photos. She's got no style.

I'm still sitting at the door waiting for her to come back even though they tell me it's going to be a few more days.

I'm not going to approve her leave the next time.

 

It's not Ah bee's day

November 21st 2012 11:02 am
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Ah bee’s hairdresser asked her if she knows what monchichi looks like. What’s a monchichi, she asked. He told her it’s a Japanese cartoon character, a monkey with big hair and he’d like to cut her hair like monchichi’s. I didn’t think there’d be a single woman in the world who would say ok after hearing that description but she proved me wrong. So yes, she’s brave that way, I give her that.

There’s a wake going on downstairs and Ah bee went down to offer our condolences and donation. Except the only person she knew wasn’t around, only her husband whom we have seen on occasion. After Ah bee said what needed to be said and handed over the donation, he thanked her and then asked, “You are?” “Er, the one with the dog,” she said weakly. Awkward!

And lastly, she stepped on a snail when we were on my evening walk. Sigh. At least she is contrite.

I don’t like her that much but I hope tomorrow brings better things for her.

 

Happy thanksgiving

November 22nd 2012 8:59 am
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I celebrated thanksgiving by eating liver.

And tomorrow I will ask Ah bee to celebrate black friday by buying me more liver.

 

Big shot

November 23rd 2012 10:49 am
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I don't know who passed away but that family's sure some big shot. Ah bee swears there were like 400 people downstairs and cars were parked everywhere. She got such a fright when the lift doors opened and everyone stared at her she very nearly took the lift back up again.

Woah.

 

Not so good

November 24th 2012 5:24 am
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Fomfomfom is back! She woke me up real early in the morning coz she was talking to ah ma and I was so happy I didn't know to kiss her or demand a belly rub. Anyway I danced around and then told her she's not allowed to take any more holidays forever and ever.

So all was well in my world. Or so I thought. After my evening walk, I came home and threw up five times in a row. I knew it then.

Fomfomfom makes me sick.

 

The fried fish's fault

November 25th 2012 9:47 am
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I haven't had an ear infection in a long time and they think they've finally found the cause - fried fish. Who would have thunk it's a food allergy and not environmental causes. Well I'm gonna miss the fried fish but it's better than having my ears flare up every other week.

Yes. I just need to tell everyone in the house to stop eating fish so I won't have to smell it.

 

No big deal

November 26th 2012 8:34 am
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Today ah bee went to the toilet and fomfomfom was in her room when her phone on the dining table rang. It was soft and no one heard it so I thought I should tell her. So I went near her door and barked twice politely. She came out and told me, "Hush hush xp, ah bee will be out in a jiffy to give you a belly rub."

Of course she had barely finished her words and asinine assumption when she realised her phone was ringing and I was just telling her to pick it up. I wasn't asking for a belly rub. So she picked up her phone, ah bee finally exited the toilet, and everyone praised me to the skies for being such a good and clever girl.

Eek. They're such stupid people that something like this can seem like a big deal. Not like I haven't done it before.

This is at least my third time I told them about their phone ringing. And yes, I remember how they gush about it everytime.

 
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