February 18th 2013 6:43 am
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Fomfomfom weighed me today and found I had dropped 5% of my body weight. Then they felt me all over, and declared how skinny I was. They said they're all heartbroken and will increase my supper kibble from now on. But it's still no buffet until I clear my blood test.

So hungry I was, I picked something off the ground during my evening walk and wanted to eat it. Fomfomfom tried to dig it out of my mouth so I put a hole in her pinky.

She can put that bloody pinky next to her broken heart. I'm hungry.