No big deal

Today ah bee went to the toilet and fomfomfom was in her room when her phone on the dining table rang. It was soft and no one heard it so I thought I should tell her. So I went near her door and barked twice politely. She came out and told me, "Hush hush xp, ah bee will be out in a jiffy to give you a belly rub."

Of course she had barely finished her words and asinine assumption when she realised her phone was ringing and I was just telling her to pick it up. I wasn't asking for a belly rub. So she picked up her phone, ah bee finally exited the toilet, and everyone praised me to the skies for being such a good and clever girl.

Eek. They're such stupid people that something like this can seem like a big deal. Not like I haven't done it before.

This is at least my third time I told them about their phone ringing. And yes, I remember how they gush about it everytime.

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