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Halloween

Ah bee thought up a really cool costume for me. She'd go buy some purple leggings and I can be an octopus. I already have 4 legs and with my tail makes 5 tentacles. They thought of where they would attach 3 more but they thought I'll look asymetrical. So I told Ah bee they just have to stick 2 on my sides and I can be the 7-tentacled octopus. Then I will tell everyone I meet trick or treating that I battled a giant squid and won but lost a tentacle in the process.

Somehow along the way they decided maybe they can buy yellow leggings instead and I can be a banana. They said that'd save them a lot of work and the world from having to listen to my tall tale.

Somewhere further along the way (i.e. this afternoon) they brought me for a haircut and said I can be a little mouse instead of a banana.

Lose.