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My stummy and the pig's stummy

Last night I had lots of pig stummy as a reward for having taken a bath. Alas no one knew it was going to cause me indigestion. This morning at 7am I threw up the undigested pig stummy and everyone's heart was aching for me. My heart ached for the wasted pig stummy. Later on my walks I had diarrhoea twice and now I'm on a strict kibble diet.

I expect it to last one day. Oh woe.