December 20th 2006 9:01 am
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I haven't bathed for 9 days! It has been raining and ah ma worries that I won't dry even if she hangs me out with the clothes coz there is no sun. Besides, ah ma is busy teaching the new carlin how to do stuff. She has no time for me, so I can run amok and recently, I proclaimed myself queen. Ah bee says I smell. Off with her head!

It wasn't raining at 5pm today. Ah ma went out to the garden to cut the grass. But she won't allow me to go out. She said the grass was too wet. It is not fair that ah ma and the new carlin were prancing about in the grass while I was tied to fomfomfom. So I barked and barked and I wasn't happy at all.

The communist smurfs. The sticker book came today and ah bee and fomfomfom and cha were sticking stickers into the book and I thought it was so stupid. Communism is not going to work here coz it's a monarchy and I am the queen.