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My ah ma's stupid children

December 13th 2006 8:32 am
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My stomach rumbled at 10am and ah ma made me lunch immediately. She didn't want me to vomit and dirty her floor coz carlin's not around and she's in charge of all the housework. Ah ma looks stressed.

Then fomfomfom returned with the vegetables ah ma told her to buy from the supermarket coz ah ma had no time to go to the market. Fomfomfom bought a few stalks of the wrong kind of vegetables for $2 and ah ma said she could have bought it at the wet market for 10 cents. I wished I could share ah ma's burden with the housework and her stupid children.

Therefore I bit ah bee on her wrist and knee when she tried to trap me for another round of ear washing. I didn't want to bite fomfomfom though she's so stupid coz she bought me new tidbits.

At night we had supper. It was KFC, but ah bee was so stupid. She paid for 6 pieces of chicken and brought home only 3. Ah ma and ah gong ate all the whipped potato and coleslaw. I had chicken. Then ah ma sent ah bee out to tidy up the rubbish bin in case the cat got to it. Talking about the stupid cat, it ran across my garden at 10pm and I would have gotten to it if cha had not been holding my leash. And ah bee taught fomfomfom that a cat is called chat in french. I told you cats are stupido. That's french too, for stupid.

Then me and fomfomfom and ah bee watched the sky for an hour coz it was all red and lighting up every few seconds. I sniffed sniffed sniffed the air and the wind blew and it was cool and it was red.

Ah bee was finally convinced that a red sky is not a sailor's delight. My ah ma's stupid children.

 
 

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