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Apple!

December 12th 2006 8:52 am
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Today I took a bath. Carlin is not around, so cha had to hold my head while ah ma gave me a scrubbing. I smell like an apple!

It started raining at 430. I was a sad apple.

Ah ma didn't give me the chicken she promised me for dinner. I was a sad and hungry apple. Then at night I squeezed a space for myself between ah ma and ah gong and we watched tv. I was squashed and loved. I was an apple pie!

Then ah ma kicked me out of her room at 10 and fomfomfom brought me to the porch for some moonlight. Ah bee came and took over and watched her laptop so I sat there until 12. Then we had to go in coz I was scared I would turn into a pumpkin after midnight. I don't want to be a pumpkin. I am an apple.

Then fomfomfom produced a bottle of wine she bought today and she and ah bee talked about knocking me out with the bottle and washing out my ears. I didn't want to hear such words so I went to bed. They are bad apples to talk about doing me bodily harm. I must ensure I have no gap in my moral fibre so that close proximity with them bad apples won't turn me rotten too.

 
 

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