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Life is cheap but beautiful

December 11th 2006 7:16 am
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Today I went to the vet. The vet woman said I had pus inside my ears and invited ah bee and fomfomfom to have a look too. She's a mad woman, I don't like her. They she got eric and robert to clean my ears while she huddled in the next room with fomfomfom and ah bee to decide what to do with my ears.
Heaven's displeasure at their conniving was evident when it started pouring.

It was mahjong day so ah ma rustled up something like chicken rice for her brood and I got some lovely chicken thigh too. I liked the cabbage in the soup but ah ma said not to feed me that coz it was salty. Then ah ma gave me more chicken thigh. I understand that's coz chicken is so cheap. Oh you'll never find me being cheap like the chicken. I prefer to be unapproachable, I need the peace. It allows me to find myself, the real me. Oh.

At night I got more chicken! It was fried wings from wala wala's. It was $10 for a dozen. Oh, cheap. I wondered if ingesting cheap chicken would make me cheap too, as I chewed on chicken bits. But I didn't let that bother me too much coz my mamas are always gonna be cheaper than me. Fomfomfom drinks cheap wine and eats cheap chicken. So cheap. Ah bee goes on cheap dates, oh so cheap. Cha buys cheap lunch boxes for the mahjong gals, oh cheap cheap cheap!

I had diarrhoea last night but it wasn't cheap. It was free! Giggle. I gave it to cha at 530am. Maybe tonight I'll give her one more load. All that oil, oh, cheap.

So cheap.

 
 

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