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Moppin' and mopin'

December 8th 2006 9:32 am
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It is ah bee's last exam today. And then she came back with janice, and hsien fei dropped by later. All of us were happy as clams.

And then my day went downhill from then. Cha laughed at me coz I farted, and tied me to her door knob coz the foreigners were all over the house and all the doors and gates were open. They did a bad job painting the house and my ah ma wasn't happy. In the evening, I couldn't go out to the garden coz it was so dirty. It was borin'.

Ah ma was tired out by all the housework she did. Let me tell you a secret. Giggle. Ah ma was mopping the floor in the living room, and I was lounging in the middle of the living room. Ah ma had to mop around me. Giggle.

The foreigners were walking all over the house and in the evening fomfomfom had to mop the floor again coz it was so dirty. I've never seen fomfomfom do housework before. Ah ma was snoozing in front of her tv, my poor ah ma, all tired out.

At night I couldn't go out to get my moon tan coz the floor was still dirty. Then ah bee came back with pepper crabs and durian puffs. I had pepper crab! The crab couldn't walk sideways coz it was all chopped up. It wasn't alive enough to walk. But it was spicy!

Then fomfomfom decided to call me her little unripe tomato. I told her to call me a cucumber coz that's cool. Then I told her she's a big fat ugly yellow banana.

I am also glad to report that my poo has firmed up and I didn't have diarrhoea today.

 
 

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