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Deck the neighbours with boughs of holly, falalalala, a pox- on them

December 6th 2006 2:45 am
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Last night I had diarrhoea. I did it in fomfomfom and ah bee's toilet, and fomfomfom shrieked when I let go. Ah bee had to clean it up and she used so much paper the toilet almost clogged up.

But I'm ok today. There were strange people, foreigners, walking about the garden all day. Cha didn't let me go out to cavort with them. All day, I was stuck in the house while the foreigners were having a party outside. Painting the house, ah ma said. I know better.

Ah bee and fomfomfom washed my ears and I yelled loudly and ah ma came to rescue me. But fomfomfom didn't let me go, so later, ah ma gave it to her.

The neighbours' house went bang bang bang. I thought they only ill treat their maid. To think, they're inconsiderate too. If only they didn't exist. I would have had a peaceful evening.

But one can't ask for too much. I'll settle for a pox on them.

 
 

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