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Let me tell you a story

November 22nd 2006 11:46 pm
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Once upon a time, a little girl pooped. It was nine in the morning. The hungry girl ate her poop.

Later in the morning, a little girl threw up. It's nothing, the little girl says. I always throw up coz I'm hungry in the mornings. Mama, the little girl says, the weather turned my vomit brown.

Mama says, oh naughty weather, to have turned my little girl's yellow digestive juices brown. Ohhhh, my poor darling, I hope you are fine.

Mama number 2 said, HALLELLUJAH! You threw up poop!

 
 

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