November 22nd 2006 8:34 am
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Today I ate pepper crab. A crab is an animal. It walks sideways and lives in a shell. When it grows up, it tells its mama it wants to be either chilli or pepper. I am just a baby, so my mamas don't let me eat chilli.
Pepper crab tastes like crab and pepper. It is the first time I tasted pepper. It's like stinging, and cooling, and when the wind blows, my face will smile. I like pepper crab.
Then my mamas immediately regretted giving me pepper crab. They were afraid I would get a stummyache. So they gave me a pig's ear to test me. I bounced up the stairs to show I'm springy and sunny, and I wagged my tail so hard the bell on my collar was ringing. The pig's ear grew hair. Pigs are gross.
But it is mine and when my mamas were satisfied I have no stummyache, they took it away from me. I spent the night barking for the ear which came from the pig who was gross coz he grew hair on his ear.
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