November 3rd 2006 7:12 am
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Fomfomfom returned today with a present for me. It was like a baskety thing with straps. I was curious so I sniffed at it and put my nose into the basket. Ah ma and fomfomfom laughed at me. I giggled coz we were all so happy.

Later I learnt it was a *gasp* muzzle! I screamed and refused to be restrained. Freedom of religion is fiercely guarded, what more freedom of expression?! And freedom of fashion? It won't make Vogue magazine, trust me. I screamed our Constitution, no one heeded.

The oldest trick in the book, I used it. I pushed the stupid muzzle up so the edge was poking me in the eyes and I screamed and I knew my plan had succeeded when I heard fomfomfom's heart breaking.

That's when I laughed.