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Milk on the pah-k floor

October 16th 2006 9:46 am
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It was so hazy today. Ah ma was uncomfortable, my ah ma coughed. A pox on the haze.

But ah ma loves me so I was still allowed to go out and welcome passers by. My leg bled again. Ah ma was upset.

Later I was surveying my milk bowl in ah ma's room. I decided to hide it so I pushed it with my nose and tried to cover it with the cloth on the floor. The milk spilt onto the floor and the cloth dipped into the milk, and fomfomfom was watching tv. She said let's wait for ah ma to come and see what you did. Later, just before ah ma came up, she got cold feet and wiped a bit of milk off the floor with the cloth. Ah ma lifted the bowl and lo and behold, there was a ring of milk where the bowl sat and fomfomfom got a earful from ah ma. Ah ma had to use a rag and toothpick to reach between the grooves in the pah-k floor. She said it was all sticky and dirty. Giggle. Ah ma likes to scold fomfomfom, coz fomfomfom is so stupid and lazy. Fomfomfom pointed her finger at me and said ah ma is scolding us. I told her not to kid herself.

And today I pulled a record size poo poo. It was long and fat and it's one day's portion, the only difference is that it came in one unbroken string. Fomfomfom and cha were delighted. It really doesn't take much.

 
 

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