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The Banquet

September 23rd 2006 10:15 am
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I wanted ah ma to wake up to cook dinner, but ah ma shooed me out of the room. She wanted to nap. She told me it's only 3pm, but I said I dunno. I haven't learnt how to read a clock yet. It's confusing, all that long and short and fast and slow hands and legs.

Destitute, I went to look for ah bee. The whole house is full of them sleepers. I told ah bee I want some lovin', but she said I would have to stoop to her level. A sigh escaped me. In a flyin' leap I was on her bed. Mr Lobster had to make space for me. I slept with ah bee for half an hour. It was lovin'.

Then ah ma woke up. I thought it's more important I help prepare dinner so I went down to look for her. I can't read the clock, but I can help cut vegetables.

Then at night ah ma wanted to give me some lovin', but I told her she has to stoop to my level this time round. So ah ma sat on the floor and I got me a belly rub on my terms.

Fomfomfom came back like really late, then she asked me if I wanted to shave my eyebrows and look like Ziyi Zhang. I said I don't like couch tomatoes. I only like potato chips.

 
 

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