September 12th 2006 6:24 am
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It is so ridiculous you won't believe what happened to me today.
So last night we were going about the usual business of ear cleaning. Then one of the ear buds emerged from my left ear naked. The mamas couldn't find the cotton, it was so deep in. They panicked and spoke of bringing me to the vet hospital immediately. But I told them not to be stupid, it wasn't causing me any discomfort at all.
So this morning fomfomfom and ah bee brought me to the vet clinic. The vet woman wasn't in, it was a man. I breathed a sigh of relief. And you know what the vet man did? He couldn't reach the cotton either, so he sedated me and I fainted dead away. The cotton was out in less than 5 minutes. Then he gave me another shot and I woke up.
Oh, the indignity. I was sprawled across the table, I couldn't even keep my tongue in my mouth. I couldn't stand, I was twitching and struggling to stand. Fomfomfom promptly whipped out her phone and captured my most undignified moments so she could show ah ma. I must remember to take revenge.
Then I went home and ah ma postponed my bath as she saw that I just had a major procedure done. 5 hours later, alas, I still found myself in the bathtub. I smell of apples. How undignified. I must remember to put in my request for Chanel No. 5 later. Apple schmapple.
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