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Porky belly

September 11th 2006 6:13 am
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Urk. I heard a lot of raised voices at dinnertime today. I observed. I came to the conclusion they weren't quarrelling. They were scolding someone else. Phew. I hate it when people quarrel. It's good they are united in condemning someone.

Who is that unfortunate someone, you ask. Sorry, but I'm not going to tell. It's all a big family secret. There are conspiracies, revenge, vendettas. Oooh...someone hold me, I feel faint. It's all too much for a baby like me.

Luckily they saw that I was feeling faint. I got a piece of pork belly to revive me. Oh bless their pitiful souls. All the money in the world can't make them happy. I'm happy. I got a piece of pork belly. I figure they picked the short straw.

Snigger.

 
 

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