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Happy birthday to me

September 10th 2006 7:16 am
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Today, I am 2 years and 9 months old. It is my birthday. My birthdays are always an event. They got me a pandan chiffon cake. Fomfomfom says not to spoil me, so she won't get me a mango cake. Mango cakes are reserved for half birthdays, like the one 3 months ago. Quarter birthdays I only get pandan chiffon cakes. Month birthdays I get a kiss on my head. Year birthdays, I get to throw a banquet at Shangrila hotel.

So today I got a green pandan cake. I didn't like it, so I stayed away deliberately. But fomfomfom still insisted on pictures to mark the occasion, so she placed the cake beside me a foot away and took pictures. How silly.

My promised birthday present was a beach outing. But it rained, so I didn't even get my usual welcoming of passers-by. I wasn't happy at all.

After the pictures, fomfomfom ate my cake. I went to sleep downstairs on newspapers. It's where I pee usually, but I decided to demonstrate my unhappiness so I slept there. Ah bee came down and slept on the floor beside me.

Seeing that my unhappiness didn't register on their oblivious radar, I went to ah ma's room to sleep in my bed in air-con style. I'm not silly like them.

 
 

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