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The deceit of man

September 6th 2006 12:05 am
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I was privy to the secret. But I wouldn't have talked. You couldn't have pried it out of me with a crowbar. Alas, my loyalty was no match for her stupidity.

So ah ma was chugging laksa in her room. Well that ain't no crime, but for that she had told fomfomfom she was having plain porridge for lunch. So with the door left ajar, fomfomfom walked right in and caught ah ma in the act. I would have been branded an accomplice, but I immediately shut my eyes and pretended to snooze. Luckily I was lounging in my bed when fomfomfom walked in. If you ask me, I'd say the real crime here ain't gluttony, but stupidity. Ah ma should have locked the door.

But I think I agree with my 3 mamas that ah ma needs a healthy diet. We can share my science diet. It's science, it can't be wrong. It's like maths. Gluttony plus deceit, u will look like a barrel. My ah ma looks like a barrel. I, on the other hand, carry a figure eight. I told you science works.

 
 

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