September 5th 2006 8:09 am
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As usual, they resorted to unglamorous trickery. Ah bee poured milk on the floor, and while I was enjoying it, she lifted me and I found myself on the bathroom counter yet again. All that low down underhand below the belt *%$^!% I've put up with long enough.

A girl's got to fight back.

I began by biting them a few times each. Once I was warmed up, I carried out more elaborate attacks. Success was mine when I bit ah bee, and shaking her hand loose from my vicious grip, the back of her hand slammed into fomfomfom's nose with full force. Oh glorious moment! Fomfomfom was so stunned ah bee had to straighten her glasses for her.

Sufficiently vindicated, I let them wash my ears.