September 4th 2006 7:18 am
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Today I saw cha drag fomfomfom into her room to listen to a podcast, something about a harmless harm. Someone had put our prime minister's national day rally speech to a rap! Tres terrible! I could see fomfomfom's horror at the blatant disrespect of it. While she was rolling on the floor in fits, that is. Ah bee also laughed. They are bad people, the whole lot of them.

Janice and Lynn came today to say hi to me. I wish they would come more often, I'm so lonely.

I remember the vet woman saying that I'm a dominant female, that's why I hump people's legs. So this evening, while fomfomfom was watching tv, I had my way with her and then I shat. Then everyone praised me for being so good.

I'm going to watch them eat supper now. Maybe I'll score a scrap or five.