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Observations of a shih-tzu

August 29th 2006 10:26 pm
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It is an observation of mine that, when I had the hiccups, there was a jangle whenever I hic-ed. I hereby solemnly announce my discovery that the ringing in my ears was actually my new collar with its new bell. To think, I could have gone to the vet woman complaining of the ringing in my ears. Oh, the shame. I almost can't bear the thought of it.

I observed fomfomfom doing a very ugly dance. When cha politely queried the cause, fomfomfom replied that she was mad with grief. She had lost some money on the computer on paper. Goodness knows what that means. But that dance! Oh, my stars. I think she ought to reflect on her shameful dancing.

As I am writing, I also observe that it is raining. Oh how it rains. The logical deduction is that I can't go out to welcome passers-by later on.

The next logical thing to do is to sign off, as I have observed on numerous occasions, that lightning will zap off all electricity in the house soon enough.

Here it comes.

 
 

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