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A Thousand Miles Out

August 26th 2006 8:47 am
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This evening, I observed fomfomfom with a disinterested eye. It's hard to be interested, the woman is so dull. With such an unremarkable subject, of course there is nothing I ought report here.

But, I simply hafta say this. Humans are so self-indulgent it's disgusting. This fomfomfom, she spent the entire evening watching some soppy Meryl Streep movie and listening to 2 men singing a love duet. One of the men is gay and Meryl Streep is kind of wrinkled. That's a turn-on hey?

The big companies churn out soppy movies and songs and you hear a collective sigh from stupid women like fomfomfom. Luckily their maker had the sense not to give them too much hair, or else they would look like porcupines all the time.

My hair, on the other hand, serves much better purposes. It's beautiful, and when my hackles are up for those fight or flight situations, I look fiercer. If for nothing, at least it drifts up fomfomfom's nose and starts her sniffing. And that, my dear friends, is worthwhile sniffing. Meryl Streep is not.

 
 

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