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Turn Left Turn Right

Turn Left Turn Right

August 18th 2006 10:05 am
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That day, my mamas and ah ma put me in a car and turned left at the junction. That was the 1st time we turned left. Everytime else, we turned right. Then we go to see the vet who will put her fingers into every orifice of mine (her unsophisticated words, not mine). Or to the fella who will cut my hair like a little boy's.

So we turned left. I like left. Coz left is the beach. But that was the other day. I forgot the details already. I want to tell you about it coz i thought it would make a nice title for my diary. It sounds mysterious, turn left turn right does, kind of like me. Kind of like fomfomfom, my er mama, who's kind of mysterious and alluring.

I digress. This is my diary. So I tell you what happened today. Just now they cleaned my ears. I don't like cleaning ears. Also I talked in my sleep just now. Because I had a dream. The piece of pork was chasing me. It bit me. So I say ho-ho. Now I go downstairs with ah bee my xiao mama to play with my volleyball. Her name is mikasa, the ball, not ah bee. Ah bee's name is ah bee. I think she's japanese, the ball not ah bee. Ah bee is singaporean. I also have a japanese name. I want to call myself momoko. It sounds rather alluring, kind of like everyone in the house. Also becoz i'm Koh Xiaoping. Momo Koh. So clever.

Forgot to say today is no rain. tian qing.


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