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Ear infection

July 1st 2015 4:14 am
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I didn't want to let them carry me this morning so they did the Sun Tzu military tactics. They shut me in my room then rang the doorbell and called out "Postman!" for good measure. It was real dirty pool. Then they drove me to the vet's.

They explained there's nothing too low-down when it came to war. Ah bee patronizingly said I didn't fare too badly myself when I smelt a rat in the first place.

Despicable creatures.


Leap second

June 30th 2015 8:37 am
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I hear there's going to be a leap second tomorrow. I see people talking about it on different channels on TV. Most of it is really quite nonsense if you ask me. Like the 1-second videos that you can watch online as a way to spend your leap second.

I'll be spending my extra second sleeping thank you very much.


Lips and faces

June 29th 2015 7:37 am
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i just got a haircut and my hair is very short and they love it so much I dunno why. Someone's face or lips are always stuck to my head, they're getting to be such a nuisance. They say I look so cute, feel so warm and smell so good. They're so creepy. Then they say maybe I should keep hair this short all the time.

Yuck. No thanks.


Wo mei you chin

June 28th 2015 4:15 am
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We were watching nat geo just now and there was a programme about elephants. It said elephants are the only mammals other than humans to have chins. We stared stupidly at one another when we heard that. I know I don't have one because my mamas made up a song about my name, eyes, colour and chin (lack thereof) when I was a baby. But how about monkeys? Don't they look exactly like humans?

Well, apparently not. We wikied it. What a weird and wonderful world.


I'm so cute

June 27th 2015 7:45 am
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I was in the lift with ah bee and fomfomfom when the lift stopped and this woman got in with her head down. I'd never seen her before so I stared at her and she looked up coz no doubt she felt the force of my stare and she gasped and exclaimed in a hushed whisper "My god! So sweet!"



Nightmare at the museum

June 26th 2015 8:05 am
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Ah bee went to the natural history museum today and she came back telling us it's so scary. She said the taxidermised animals are just too creepy for words and she expected them to come alive at any moment.

Im just glad she didnt get any weird ideas about stuffing me after my demise.


Squeeze squeeze

June 25th 2015 8:09 am
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Everyday fomfomfom would carry me and squeeze squeeze, and I would say halps halps. This morning she carried me and squeezed squeezed and then I vomited. Cha berated her but she joyfully said she would do it again in a heartbeat.

Call the police.


Big man

June 24th 2015 5:56 pm
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We went to the vet today. I haven't seen the vet woman all year. Just saying, not that I miss her. We had a blood test and she emptied my anal sacs which were super full. Boo to ah bee. She also cracked a piece of tartar off my teeth with her fingernails. Boo fomfomfom. I was supposed to get a vaccination but we decided it will wait another 3 to 6 months because I kind of failed my blood test. Just a little and it's probably due to the liver and roasted pork I have been having. Sigh, back to tasteless food again I'm sure.

There's a new resident at the clinic. His name is Big Man and he was adopted by the clinic after a car knocked him over. His diaphragm collapsed and his gut was up to his throat. The happy thing is now he has a home and people who love him very much. And there's a steady stream of random people like ah bee who feed him biscuits when they are at the clinic.

I wonder how Camote is doing.


Durian season

June 23rd 2015 8:12 am
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They're eating poop, I told ah ma. But ah ma didn't scold them. Tomorrow I shall tell the vet woman they eat poop.

Ah bee says I'm a little tattle-tale.


Farewell so long and goodbye

June 22nd 2015 3:26 am
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The bandits told us they are going back to Australia for good in August. We were sad to hear that.

Then Sammy said loudly and proudly, "I'm not coming back!"

That bad girl.

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