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C'est too much

May 27th 2015 3:00 am
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Ah bee took a photo of me yawning and she sent it to everyone. Then they spent the whole day admiring the photo.

They are so creepy.


She wouldn't have seen him through the peephole

May 26th 2015 8:12 am
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We read that an old lady in China called the police and said there's a ferocious dog outside her house. She said it was barking very loudly and she didn't dare open her door. So the nice policemen went over to take a look and they found a puppy the size of two palms sitting outside her door.

Little old women can be so funny.


My eyes

May 25th 2015 7:59 am
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Yesterday afternoon I decided to stare at cha's closed door coz I wanted to go into my room. Cha duly opened the door. Ah bee was astounded and asked Cha how she knew to open the door. Cha said she could feel a pair of eyes boring into the door.

Of course.



May 24th 2015 3:36 am
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Today fomfomfom tried to cut my nails so I showed her my rabid face. She got scared and I hope she will remember it.

Then ah bee showed us photos of cats in socks, also known as purritos. I think that's illegal and someone should call the police.

Nom yen is 8.5kg. Her mummy was carrying 3 mangoes and I think maybe that's all Nom yen's going to eat for the next week. They have to starve her. Before she turns into a standard poodle.


Always a first time

May 23rd 2015 5:00 am
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I realized cha has never gone to a mosquito infested area. So this morning I brought her there. There is something very gratifying about swatting mosquitoes and I am happy to report that cha had a great time.

I'm not recommending you do it though. Coz you know, dengue.



May 22nd 2015 3:56 am
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Today, ah ma went to Hard Rock Cafe for the first time. For lunch. Giggles.

I scaled a mountain in the evening. Fomfomfom wanted to take a photo but by the time she got her phone ready, I'd already descended.

Maybe I'll climb it again tomorrow and plant a flag on top.


All dressed up

May 21st 2015 9:25 am
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The other day we saw Sammy in a dress. But she also had a tshirt over the dress and shorts under it. We think maybe she doesn't know how to wear a dress.

So we were quite happy to see her in just a dress today. None of that funny layering going on. Except there came a gust of wind and there she was doing a Marilyn Monroe.

Maybe the shorts should have stayed.


Ants in the water jug

May 21st 2015 9:21 am
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I woke up at 4am and puked all over the room. Later ah bee would say it's coz I ate liver soup and pork and kibble altogether last night. And they decreed I cannot eat too much tonight.

So fomfomfom fed me kibble for supper and counted carefully what I ate. Suddenly ah bee and Cha said stop, and I looked longingly at the kibble and fomfomfom looked longingly at me. Ah bee said, xp can fill up with water.

Oooh, ah bee, a pox on you and I hope you find ants in your water forever. So there.


Huff and puff and blow your house down

May 19th 2015 8:09 am
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That's what it felt like this evening. It started pouring all of a sudden and the winds were so strong. It's a good thing I was home already. And fortified by liver. Hot liver soup is the best thing to have on a cold rainy night.

Ah ma's window was leaking some so doomsday bee proudly brought out her stash of duct tape. Only ah ma thought her yellow tape's too ugly so she didn't use it in the end.

We don't ever want to have to use her supplies.



May 18th 2015 7:33 am
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I ate a lot of grass this morning coz I wasn't feeling wonderful. But I didn't throw up. Then I felt better and all was well.

Then I read that the painkiller I was on, tramadol, is a very hip drug in Egypt. The doc put me on it when my back hurt a few months ago and I was stoned out of my mind. They're still marveling at how unruffled I was on the way over to the vet. I was docile. That was the only time in 11 years, I tell you.

Anyway, tramadol. Yes, I speak with authority. It's a powerful drug.

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