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Rainy day

October 21st 2014 8:10 am
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It rained heavily in the morning and we thought that was it, but it rained again just before I went for my evening walk. Everything was splooshy and I was dainty and I wasn't happy. I didn't want to take my daily pic for "From bugs to bow wow". So ah bee had to make do with a picture taken elsewhere.

All that rain coz ah ma washed the bedsheets.


Best before, good after

October 20th 2014 4:35 am
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Ah bee realized the Tim Tams she brought back from Australia are past their best before date. Fomfomfom said no problem, she'll take care of them.

In this house, we believe it's best before but still good after.



October 19th 2014 2:29 am
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We saw a German Shepherd today and it looked at me quizzically for a while before going away.

Ah bee said it must have been wondering what kind of a rodent I am.

I'm so insulted.


Bad music

October 18th 2014 7:54 am
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Ah bee bought so much music that she had to listen all day with earphones, or else she can't finish them all. Then she must have gotten bored so she stuck her earphones in my ears. I didn't like the music at all so I ran away and hid under the piano.

I didn't like the bom bom bom.


No one taught me

October 17th 2014 7:48 am
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Today Cha came across a word she didn't know and had to ask ah ma. Fomfomfom mocked her and Cha, defensive, challenged fomfomfom to another word. Of course fomfomfom got it right. Later fomfomfom called Cha illiterate. Ah bee, chiming in, said, Cha and xp, both of them illiterate.

Though one wonders what Cha is doing learning calligraphy when she is illiterate.


Seeing green

October 16th 2014 8:21 am
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Today ah bee's boyfriend came and we lay on the same cushion while he gave me some loving'. Ah bee said I'm not affectionate like that with them and called me a slut. Then she took photos so she may show everyone and complain about us.

I think she's just jealous. Ha!


Dew drop

October 15th 2014 9:01 am
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Ah bee says I am like a dew drop - a perfect creation of nature, pure and beautiful.

Yes it is true but she's so creepy.


Yes we did

October 14th 2014 7:25 am
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Yesterday we stole a bag of fertilizer from the condo. We even filled up another bag and gave it to the bananaman. We happily presented it to ah ma but ah am frowned at our theft.

We are unrepentant.



October 13th 2014 8:13 am
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I like to sleep near the ledge that separates the living room from the dining area in the evenings. Every time I stretch and flip over, my mamas worry that I might fall over. But I told them not to be silly, as if it would happen.

Yesterday morning I was sitting there while Cha was gathering up her stuff for my morning walk. Then, as she told Ah bee, she heard shuffling and then the next thing she knew, I was down at the living room.

She told everyone I fell over.

Pooh, purely circumstantial evidence. I maintain nothing of that sort happened.


The Sunday papers

October 12th 2014 8:32 am
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The columnist wrote about how she fell victim to a female black and white shih tzu who turned up at her house. My mamas separately read the column in great detail and then concurred that while they had all along suspected that black and white shih tzu girls are the worst, it finally appeared in the papers today. It is now a fact.

Oh, and ah bee returned from Phuket today. She read that column on the plane.

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