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Scrubbing

August 1st 2015 9:24 am
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I've been a real good girl recently when it comes to brushing my teeth. I don't struggle much and I open my mouth wide for them. Fomfomfom had been praising me a lot.

But she's not around and ah bees been brushing my teeth. And she's still brushing like she's scrubbing the toilet bowl notwithstanding my cooperation.

Like ah ma says, so lousy.

 

Ups and downs

July 31st 2015 9:28 am
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It looked like it was going to rain so Ah bee and I rushed down for my afternoon walk. We were right coz it started raining the moment we were down and it continued until I was due home. Of course the rain stopped the moment we got home. What did you expect?

The happy thing is Ah ma made a lot of her famous foochow dumplings at night and they were delicious. I had 5 and I went into a food coma with a big stummy. Cha told me I started sleepbarking and I lifted off several times.

That's coz ah ma's dumplings are so good you know.

 

Where is everyone

July 30th 2015 7:27 am
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I haven't seen fomfomfom all day. Then I didn't see ah ma all morning and afternoon. Cha hasn't been sighted since I took a nap at noon.

At least ah ma came back at 430pm.

I'm just going to care bear stare the door until they are all back.

 

Still angry

July 29th 2015 4:07 am
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I woke up still angry and then I saw coffee so I scolded him. He ran circles around his maid and then they fled. I really mustn't be provoked.

Then a neighbour asked us again if we wanted his dog; his daughter broached the subject a couple of weeks ago too. Fomfomfom and ah bee declined politely, saying I'm not the sociable sort.

I guess if I were giving a dog away, I'll want to give it to these crazies too. They're quite nice to doggies.

 

Angry

July 28th 2015 8:36 am
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My backside's itchy so I scooted across the dining room and back. Fomfomfom started laughing and Ah bee whipped out her camera and started shooting a video. No one thought of helping me scratch. I don't know what's wrong with them. And after I've stopped scooting, they started scratching my backside.

So irritating these people are.

So I went and chewed on my tendon for a long time and ignored them. When I was almost done with it, they started making shee shee noises at me. I'm a nice girl so I indulged them and went to the papers with the tendon in my mouth. But one simply does not shee shee when there is something in one's mouth (I'm talking about Ah bee; we suspect she brings her morning coffee into the toilet with her) so I gingerly put my tendon down for a while. They snatched it up and threw it away. I even went to the dustbin to look.

They made me so mad I went to bed immediately and refused to play.

Hmph.

 

Busy day

July 27th 2015 7:30 am
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They brought me to the vet again. This time the vet woman gave me a mild steroid eyedrop for 2 weeks, just twice a day. I guess that means no more noon walks. Suits me fine. Noontime should be spent in a darkened aircon room with ah ma.

They asked the vet woman if I can have dried pig tendons for teeth-cleaning purposes and the vet woman said goody. If my teeth are rotten and wobbly and painful, I won't chew, so no worries.

I spent one hour in the evening cleaning my teeth. What a busy day. I'm all pooped out and I can't open my eyes, even with all those eye drops in them.

I'm turning in early. Nights.

 

Crackling good

July 27th 2015 1:49 am
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So I had crackling the past 2 nights. It's so good. They gave it to me straight out of the oven tonight. And then they all got a scolding from ah ma who thinks I'll grow pimples from the heat.

Ah ma loves me. I think they all love me.

 

Pig skin

July 25th 2015 5:00 am
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Yesterday I asked for some very nice shiny braised pork skin on the table but they won't give it to me. They tell me I'm allergic to soy sauce.

Today fomfomfom went to the supermarket and bought 2 very nice pieces of raw pig skin for $0.41, and there was a 4-cent discount so it was $0.37. So good. Then she went online to check for crackling recipes.

Let's see how it goes.

 

It all works out

July 24th 2015 10:32 am
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It's been a week and they are still faithfully bringing me down for midday walks. It's very hot but I don't mind. I love going down. In return, I am more cooperative when they try to brush my teeth. I'm nice that way.

It's also nice to get out for a while because our neighbour is doing something to his house and it's drilling noises all day long. It makes one cranky. So we go down and we get all tired out and then we sleep through all that noise.

Perfect.

 

Mimi

July 23rd 2015 7:41 am
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Ah bee bought me a mini volleyball. Its name is MiMi, it means mini mikasa. They were so excited about how I would receive my present that they had the lighting done and the camera all ready to take a video. I guess I was a bit cool towards MiMi and it was a very short video. It is hoped I would take to it eventually. Ah ma, of course, gave them a scolding for adding to the clutter.

It was eyedrop time when I shook my head and the drop landed on my nose and I promptly licked it off. Ah bee and fomfomfom were horrified and kept tabs on me all night to see if I were poisoned.

Yeah all these medicines are poison.

 
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