Coz I love ah ma and ah ma loves me

They're saying recently ah ma hasn't had time to love me coz she's always busy killing zombies. I do feel that the belly rubbing I get from ah ma has significantly reduced, and is kinda half-hearted. But fomfomfom didn't want me to be sad so she told me a couple of days ago, they went to the mall and ah ma was asking if she should buy me a new collar. See? Ah ma still loves me.

But at the same time, apparently ah ma was peering at the doggie poster outside the pet shop and she wondered loudly which kind I am. Her first choice was wrong.

But I know why. It's coz I'm more than just a breed of doggie to ah ma. Ah ma has never categorised me as a whatever kind of doggie. I'm a unique person.

I am Xiaoping.

Child labour

Today we were walking with Samantha and Ben when we met a neighbour washing her car. We casually told Sam to help wash the car and she promptly dragged two empty pails to the tap nearby. She reached for the tap but she's too short. So we turned it on for her and filled the pails. Then she tried to lift the pails but they are obviously too heavy for her.

We love how obliging she is. Very soon she will be washing our cars.

My new endeavor

We were watching samantha brown in chengdu, china. So she paid 150 bucks and got a big grown panda dumped in her lap. She said it was one of the best experiences of her life and we agreed. Fomfomfom said she would pay 500 bucks to have a grown panda dumped on her lap. Ah bee thought maybe we can con people into thinking I'm a baby panda and pay to cuddle me.

I think we shouldn't con people. I shall try to grow into a real panda. A panda is real big, so I ate a lot of kibble for supper. That's how one grows real big, you know. Ah bee was so astonished at the amount I was eating that she asked if my dinner was meagre. Of course not.

It's just that I take my endeavors seriously.

Satay satay!

Those greedy people went out and bought supper. Not that I'm complaining; I scored meself some satays. It was real yums.

Later I let out a burp and Ah bee said it smelt of satay. Everyone was so happy and they kept saying I'm so cute.

Hello, I ate satay. Of course my burp smells of that. Okay whatever floats their boat. Just keep the food comin'.

My new toy

I got a new toy today. Actually I've had it for years, but it resided all these time on the piano. Today jelyn was cleaning the piano and took down the soft toy and I demanded Cha hand it to me. It's a green and yellow something, maybe a doggie or a bunny. Long floppy ears, you know.

Then we realized it doesn't have a name. So we thought hard for a while and ah bee decided to name it red, white, blue.

Maybe those colors together make up green and yellow.

Bigger is not always better

Baby and Lila were playing at the field today and I was watching them. Lila was trying to sniff Baby and Baby slapped Lila around a little. Then Lila decided to chase Baby and they both took off. Only Lila is too fat and she never did catch up.

Somebody needs to go on a diet.

My dinner tonight

Lemme see..what shall I write today..I threw up my dinner! Yes, I didn't care for the old boring boiled pork. So they fed me, then tucked into their delicious dinner, so I decided to throw mine up and ask for a little of theirs. There was nothing suitable except for the braised pork belly, which was absolutely wonderful. I was rather vocal about it, I think a girl's got to speak up for causes she's really passionate about.

Braised pork belly is good.

A business idea

Ah ma said I should go out to work and she started going on about what jobs would suit me. She decided I'm no good as a security guard since I only wag my tail at strangers. After a while, she realised I have no skills to speak of and so she said she will give me some money to start a business. You can buy kibble or cute collars/leashes and sell them to your friends, she said.

Oh please. If I'm going to sell anything to my friends, it's going to be suckling pig.

Ah ma simply doesn't have my kind of business acumen.

The life story of the maltese next door

There's this maltese from the next condo I've been terrorizing for a long time. I'll bark at it at the fence that separates our respective condos and it'll just walk fast and faster. Everytime its owner sees me, her face will fall.

Today we did it better. Fomfomfom and ah bee let go of my leash and ducked out of sight. I was free to chase the maltese as it hurried along and we bet its owner must be wondering why I was let loose on the world.

Giggles.

Great Leap Forward

Everyday they would put me in my harness and I'd be so impatient to go for my walk I'll rush forward and jump on someone before that person gets a chance to hook the leash onto my harness. Today Ah bee decided this maneuver needs a name and she said henceforth it will be known as Xiaoping's Great Leap Forward.

Zzz. They think they're so clever; they can't even get their Chinese history right.

Later, I was scooting at the swings and I got my backside full of sand. So Fomfomfom rinsed me when we got home. Only she didn't do a good job and Ah bee found sand on my girl parts later at night. She very carefully dusted the sand off.

I think I might forgive her for the bad joke.