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Bigger is not always betterMay 25th 2012 11:19 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Baby and Lila were playing at the field today and I was watching them. Lila was trying to sniff Baby and Baby slapped Lila around a little. Then Lila decided to chase Baby and they both took off. Only Lila is too fat and she never did catch up.
My dinner tonightMay 24th 2012 9:32 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Lemme see..what shall I write today..I threw up my dinner! Yes, I didn't care for the old boring boiled pork. So they fed me, then tucked into their delicious dinner, so I decided to throw mine up and ask for a little of theirs. There was nothing suitable except for the braised pork belly, which was absolutely wonderful. I was rather vocal about it, I think a girl's got to speak up for causes she's really passionate about.
A business ideaMay 23rd 2012 9:24 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah ma said I should go out to work and she started going on about what jobs would suit me. She decided I'm no good as a security guard since I only wag my tail at strangers. After a while, she realised I have no skills to speak of and so she said she will give me some money to start a business. You can buy kibble or cute collars/leashes and sell them to your friends, she said.
The life story of the maltese next doorMay 22nd 2012 8:58 am[ Leave A Comment ]
There's this maltese from the next condo I've been terrorizing for a long time. I'll bark at it at the fence that separates our respective condos and it'll just walk fast and faster. Everytime its owner sees me, her face will fall.
Great Leap ForwardMay 21st 2012 9:56 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Everyday they would put me in my harness and I'd be so impatient to go for my walk I'll rush forward and jump on someone before that person gets a chance to hook the leash onto my harness. Today Ah bee decided this maneuver needs a name and she said henceforth it will be known as Xiaoping's Great Leap Forward.
They are so displeasingMay 20th 2012 8:19 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Last night ah ma and Cha went to a wedding dinner and fomfomfom simply disappeared without telling me where she went. Gallivanting, I'm sure. Anyway, I was stuck at home with ah bee and I really wasn't pleased. All that unhappiness disturbed my sleep and I didn't sleep well at all.
So many childrenMay 19th 2012 7:49 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I was joined on my walk by Amanda, Eliza, Nicky, Ben, Sam, Keira, Rachel and Alexis. 8 screaming kids and 4 adults.
My night adventureMay 18th 2012 6:57 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I met Bunny 3 times during my evening walk today. And they brought me home when I really still wanted to play with Bunny again, so I kept looking at the door and asking fomfomfom to follow me. It didn't work; all I got was a lot of kisses and a belly rub. Finally I decided to scratch the door and fomfomfom couldn't decide what was wrong with me so she brought me down for a walk again. In case I had a bad stomach.
Herbivores and carnivoresMay 17th 2012 9:32 am[ Leave A Comment ]
They had salad for lunch today. And I had suckling pig.
Plants and vegetables are for rabbitsMay 16th 2012 8:45 am[ Leave A Comment ]
They're all still playing plants vs zombies. All the time. It may have something to do with ah bee's declaration that they'll be having salad for lunch tomorrow. They told me to choose a salad too, from about a thousand ingredients, but I snorted and walked away.
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