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First world problem

December 7th 2016 7:27 am
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We were informed that we won't have power from 2pm to 5pm tomorrow. That means I cannot blow aircon in the afternoon. Not even the fan. What will we do; it's been so hot lately. I know cha won't be home and fomfomfom has plans to start drinking beer at 2. We think ah ma might sneak off to the casino.

Maybe I can soak my feet in an ice bath. I wonder how long the ice in the freezer will last without electricity.



December 6th 2016 5:00 am
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It's been a 3 day heat wave now. Last week I was still shivering in the rain and now we're switching on the air con and using paper fans and drying our panties to a crisp. Like baking cookies. It's like an oven.

Don't we know it's december? Maybe we drifted a little bit coz of global warming or dropped a few metres because of all that shaking from the recent surrounding earthquakes and ended up in the southern hemisphere.

It's a heat wave, baby.


A wheelbarrow of orangutans

December 5th 2016 7:44 am
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There was a picture in the papers today of 6 baby orangutans sitting in a wheelbarrow. It's very cute. I think it's because they don't have hair. And then we read the article and it became very sad. They were being wheeled away because deforestation has caused them to lose their home.




December 4th 2016 6:07 am
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I saw that ah ma is recently very taken with me so I barked and barked in the morning for a roo. Alas. They overrode ah ma's timid suggestion and it was cruel city.

I had to change tack so I ate 88 kibble at night. Ah bee was so impressed she rained roo on me.

Ok, that's not quite true. The raining part.


Coz I am so cute

December 3rd 2016 9:16 am
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I decided to ask for one more tidbit after my dinner just now. So I sat outside the kitchen and barked. And barked. But no one went to get me the roo. They kept saying no no. But I am not one to give up so easily so I kept barking. Ah ma couldn't take it anymore so she came out and asked me what I wanted. So I told her and she went and got me what I wanted. And then she told everyone I looked so fierce when I was barking at her. So cute, she added.

I am so cute. And ah ma loves me.


No windscreen wiper

December 2nd 2016 3:19 am
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Today the LTA finally knew there was merit in my numerous complaints. The LTA officer came and was met with a container on a trailer abandoned by the side of the road. He scratched his head for a real long time over the missing engine and finally called his traffic police compatriot. They were still scratching their heads when we left.

They can just scotch tape the summons to the container, no?



December 1st 2016 8:30 am
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It rained the entire day today and it was cold when we went down. I started shivering and fomfomfom and ah bee said maybe they'll need to start bringing down a blanket for me. But that's only for when I'm sitting down. Cha had a better idea; she said we should ask ah ma to knit me a sweater. And because I won't let them pull anything over my head, the sweater will need to be worn like my harness, sleeves first. Then they will button it down my back.

Sounds more like a straitjacket to me. Whatever. As long as it'll keep me warm. It's winter you know.


2 silly boys

November 30th 2016 5:15 am
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Today we met Brownie. He went burrowing and got sand on his nose and then he licked his nose and shuddered. He's so silly. His mummy told us they're moving in a month's time. I guess Brownie'll have to get used to the taste of some other sand.

Then Dexter came ambling by. Brownie's mummy told us he was a police dog and we were about to be awed when she said he failed his exams coz he only knows how to play.

They're all so silly.


Small bear to big mouse

November 29th 2016 6:51 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today. And then at bedtime she told me it's the end of the year and it's going to be cold so I'll have to cover myself with a towel when I sleep.

So why on earth did she cut my hair!?


We'll just make them buy more

November 28th 2016 6:48 am
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Ah ma put my 10 packs of roo together with her tidbits. Fomfomfom said now that's a new low for that woman. It's never happened before. Ah bee said that's coz ah ma loves me so much she wants to put all our tidbits together.

Left unvoiced was the suspicion that ah ma wants to sample my tidbit coz that woman's got a (greedy) mouth on her. But it's ok.

Coz ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

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