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Summer the baby

August 30th 2015 4:23 am
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We met summer today. She sniffed my butt and decided to stick around. So she plonked herself before ah bee and her mummy was so helpless. She said summer's got this refuse-to-budge habit and people laugh at her. I think she just needs a good beating. Finally mummy got her to move with promises and begging and a bit of pulling.

Then we met boboi the crow and my day was complete. Animals are ridiculous.

 

My ear

August 29th 2015 7:31 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today because it's so hot. I want to say she's getting better at it (coz she can finish everything in 45 minutes) but she's not. Today she snipped my ear and it bled. I guess I should be thankful she didn't cut it off like poor Bling's. I still went around telling everyone she cut my ear off.

It got me some liver.

 

Missed it

August 28th 2015 4:00 am
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Today is the 15th day of the 7th lunar month. I waited for the banana man to come with his army to make offerings and pray but he didn't show up. It was such a grand affair in previous years. Then I was about to go home and I saw him pottering around his van filled with all the offerings.

Dang.

 

Jojo the English schoolboy

August 27th 2015 8:07 am
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That Jojo has been disturbing my walks these few days. We think he's so lonely he has no one to play with so he tags along for my walks. It's okay except sometimes he stops Fomfomfom to yak and I got to stop too to wait for her. And it's really funny too because the things he talks about Fomfomfom is too old to know. Like Doge the meme dog. I know right.

It's okay; in a few more years he'd be a teenager and then he''ll be too cool to even look our way.

 

No one

August 26th 2015 8:18 am
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Ah ma was out playing mahjong so I took my nap with Cha. When I woke up, I saw that fomfomfom was sleeping so I looked for ah bee, but I couldn't find her. Later, she told me she was in ah ma's bed holding her breath. She could hear my nails on the floor and she felt like she was in Jurassic park hiding from the velociraptor.

I'm a baby velociraptor. Giggles.

 

Mosquitoes

August 25th 2015 8:44 am
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I have a mosquito bite on my stummy. It's a little itchy but it's really nothing compared to the mosquitoes in Mongolia. Ah ma tells me she saw on tv there are so many there, if you just clap your hands together you can hit up to 40 of them.

And the livestock have it so bad coz they cannot scratch themselves. Some of the pigs are hurling themselves against the wall because they cannot take the itch.

Sigh.

 

Ah bee is back!

August 24th 2015 8:26 am
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Ah bee came back early this morning and I was so happy I jumped and hopped, jumped and hopped.

At night they refused to give me roo and no one dared to even look at me. Ah ma kept real quiet and ah bee didn't even move her eyeballs. They sat like statues on the sofa while I glared at them.

Then fomfomfom decided my right ear is smelling suspicious again and they'll put medicine in it tomorrow morning. Woe.

 

Allergy

August 23rd 2015 4:31 am
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I musta eaten something dirty last night. I threw up 3 times, the last time at 2.30am. So all I had yesterday was breakfast and I barely pooped today. Nothing in, nothing out.

I'm growing little bumps on my belly and they decided it's another allergy. This time it's the roo. I'm so angry and I shouted at them and ah ma was so tickled she ordered fomfomfom to give me a pig tendon.

They're quaking in their boots about what they'll give me tomorrow.

 

Boo

August 22nd 2015 4:16 am
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Today is saturday and fomfomfom promised to put on Goofy cartoons for me.

She didn't.

 

Goodbye and good luck!

August 21st 2015 4:15 am
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Today we saw Sammy and Benny for the last time. Me and fomfomfom bumped into them 3 minutes before they left, loading their stuff into the van. Of course fomfomfom extracted 2 kisses from Sammy and Gary said, this is it! Bye!

No more bandits. It's been a good 7 years.

 
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