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What good

December 17th 2014 7:59 am
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It poured this afternoon and ah ma came home and asked why no one brought in the laundry. Cha said she didn't know there was laundry and fom just blinked.

My poor ah ma.



December 16th 2014 5:36 am
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Crispy came today. He has grown up some and learnt to talk gibberish. He banged on the drums, played on the treadmill and threw all my toys about. And he rolled my red rubber ball under the sofa and now it's lost forever. My ah ma seems to love him very much. I'll reserve judgment on him for now.

I'm too tired.


When you're happy and you know it

December 15th 2014 1:32 am
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Ah bee just noticed that I'll wag my tail when she kisses me. She was so excited and she proceeded to show fomfomfom by kissing me like 20 times. They kept saying I'm a sweet sweet honey pooches pie.

I don't know what the big deal is.


Pumpkin seeds

December 13th 2014 11:28 pm
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My mamas, they have recently gotten into the habit of eating pumpkin seeds. Fomfomfom marveled at how nicely they come shelled, that whatever machines are used to accomplish that perfect shelling is beyond her. Ah bee, crunching away, informed fomfomfom that maybe no machines are used; maybe it's all done by toothless old women. Fomfomfom had to point out that the old women had to have teeth to do the shelling, but it was all too late.

I think she'd already lost her appetite.


Grandpa rabbit

December 13th 2014 1:38 am
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Ah bee's friend went away on a holiday so she has been tasked with feeding her rabbit. The rabbit's really old and she's just really afraid he will die on her watch. Fomfomfom has been accompanying her on her rabbit feeding trips and her job is to go into the house and check if he's still alive before ah bee would step in.

So far so good.


Big dog

December 12th 2014 2:14 am
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Today Eggroll peed on fomfomfom's foot like she's a common fire hydrant. So I shouted at her and told her to get her own Fomfomfom. I was going to defend my ownership by peeing over her pee but fomfomfom didn't let me.

Doesn't mean she's yours ok.


Happy day

December 11th 2014 8:21 am
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Fomfomfom was going to run errands today so cha gave her some letters to post and ah ma gave her a cake voucher and told her to go collect a cake. Of course you know what she did - she posted the cake voucher together with the letters. And only realised it when she came home and ah ma asked her where the cake was. Ah bee was with her but she's pleading insanity. My ah ma raised stupid children.

Speaking of stupid children there are some really stupid ones in the condo who are doing terribly in school. Maybe they're lazy we don't know but so so unacceptable.

But let me tell you about the lovely children we do like. Ah bee was telling Sammy, Eliza, jandelle, Raydon and lucas it was my birthday yesterday and immediately they said, "Happy birthday Xiao Ping!" in unison. That was real nice. We told them they are very good children.

Sincere birthday wishes from children, I'll have good luck for the next year!



December 10th 2014 6:24 am
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It is my birthday today and my mamas started celebrations early. First, Cha sang me my birthday song in 2 languages, and so we were late in taking my morning walk. Then when we came back, ah bee and fomfomfom jumped in and started taking pictures. The pictures were real ugly coz they had just rolled out of bed and hadn't even combed their hair. The morning was saved only by my birthday breakfast, liver. Then fomfomfom stole $2 from my shoebox and said she's going to ask the Goddess of Mercy to bless me.

In the evening, we took pictures with a baby coconut which later fomfomfom stuffed into her ear.

They make me so tired.


Supersize everything

December 8th 2014 11:12 pm
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Ah ma, Cha and Fomfomfom went to the new warehouse megastore today. They were so excited. Fomfomfom loves Costco and she dreams of buying a container full of Starbucks coffee sachets. Cha was looking forward to packets of potato chips the size of her torso. They were talking about buying enough toilet paper that will last until the end of time. You should have seen them.

Then they came home empty-handed.

These people are such a waste of my time. They didn't even come back with 50 bucks of liver for me.


All about the birds

December 8th 2014 3:51 am
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There's this tiny black bird with a red stripe down its back that's been coming to our balcony. It likes to sit near ah ma's orchids and chirp loudly. Fomfomfom likes it very much. Ah bee says maybe we should build a little birdhouse and leave some seeds for it. I vetoed it immediately. No I'm not jealous but can you imagine the number of birds that will come for the seeds? They'll be pooping all over ah ma's precious balcony. And all this after the pain she's taken to put up lines so they won't land on our grilles.

Sheesh what will they do without me.

Anyway the other day we saw 4 mynahs fighting, 2 on 2. It was a little scary coz they were so fierce and they continued even after someone tried to break up their fight. The bananaman enlightened us today - 2 in a gang and they were fighting over territory.

Silly little creatures. Don't they know it's all about the pee?

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