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Life lesson

April 19th 2014 7:41 am
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Today I wanted to go after snowy but ah bee stopped me. She said even if I manage to catch snowy, I'll still be a small dog. But if I find snowy's pee, I can be a big dog.

That's never occurred to me.


Pig trotters in sweet vinegar

April 18th 2014 8:48 am
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Ah ma cooked two big claypots of it, maybe coz Ah bee came home. I abandoned my dinner and sat at the dinner table while they were stuffing their faces and they finally decided it's safe for me to have some. They should have fed it to me ten years ago.

This stuff is life-changing.

Maybe I can convince Ah ma to cook it again tomorrow. Yums.


Home from London!

April 17th 2014 8:45 am
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Oooh, ah bee is back. I don't know what she did, but her feet are so smelly. And she's feeling bad coz she didn't buy me the black sheep but I said I don't mind. 100 quid will do very nicely for me, thanks.

Smelly feet!


Phone number

April 16th 2014 8:32 am
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That day jojo saw the tag on my collar and saw that there was a phone number on it. So he said he's going to start calling.

I hope fomfomfom gives him an earful.


Too much

April 15th 2014 8:09 am
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There was a thunderstorm today so I went asplooshing and fomfomfom bathed me again! It had only been 5 days since the last one. I was so angry. I hope ah bee comes back soon. At least she bathes me only once a week, sometimes once in 10 days.

The weather forecast says thunderstorms for the rest of the week. Eee.


Day tour

April 14th 2014 8:17 am
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Ah bee told us she took a dump at Stonehenge today.



Battle of wits

April 13th 2014 7:55 am
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Tonight we started our usual battle of wits before bedtime but fomfomfom suddenly started talking to cha and they finally talked me to sleep. It wasn't a total loss though. They were so tickled that i was ready to sleep without a fight that they gave me an extra tidbit anyway.

I think I won.



April 12th 2014 7:48 am
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Cha and fomfomfom decided there's only one word to describe me.



I'm a girl

April 11th 2014 6:47 am
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Today this american neighbor was alarmed to discover I'm a girl. He's been calling me "buddy" forever, and we were too polite to correct him. So he flipped when fomfomfom referred to me as a girl. He said he thought I was a boy coz I look so butch.



Digging a hole

April 10th 2014 7:18 am
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Today I saw nom yen digging a hole in the sand. Not that she had anything to bury. It was such a stereotypey cartoony picture that we had to stop and watch.

What a baby she is.

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