I need to vent

Ok, you know who really gets on my nerves? I'll give you a hint- he's about the size of a horse, he'll hide if you breathe the wrong way and his favorite past time is peeing on anything. Yep, you guessed it- Buddy. I mean really, Buddy makes me look bad. He pees all, and I mean all, over the house and then the blame gets put on "the dogs". It wasn't "the dogs" it was Mr. Niagra Falls. I mean he's even tried to pee on me before, talk about disrespectful. Sometimes I wish I was an only dog!