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Alaskan Malamute

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Home:Altus, OK

Age: 12 Years Sex: Female Weight: 51-100 lbs

Dogster stats for Sasha


Stars:

Leave a bone for Sasha

Nicknames:
Fun Police

Doggie Dynamics:

Energy

sleepy		energetic

Intelligence

silly		genius

Friendliness

aggressive		affectionate

Playfulness

not playful		very playful

Disposition

anxious		calm

Quick Bio:

-purebred

-dog rescue

Birthday:
January 1st 2000

Likes:
my dad and car rides - don't care where we are going, I just want to go

Pet-Peeves:
men that I don't know and fun

Favorite Toy:
I don't 'do' toys

Favorite Food:
baby animals

Favorite Walk:
unsupervised ones

Best Tricks:
When enticed with a treat I will sit, shake paws, and do a half rollover all at once

Arrival Story:
I was close to being dead when my dad got me. I had more ticks than I had blood, and I hadn't eaten or drinken much. My dad wasn't looking for such a girly dog, but what could he do? You've seen my picture...I'm gorgeous! For a while it was just me and my dad. We did everything together on Saturdays and Sundays, but come Monday morning, he would just up and leave. I never knew if he was coming back or not. Like any angry female, I tore all his stuff up. Every night when he came home, I would have something new for him to clean up, fix, or throw away. He thought that getting a crate would stop me. Ha! I bent the bars of the crate and got my nose stuck in it. It hurt, but I think I proved my point. I have dug up carpet, dug though doors and blinds, puleeze, don't even get me started. He never did quit his job and I mellowed with age. Now, I am the best dog in the world. When I was around three, he introduced me to a human that ACTS like she is my mom, but she's not! I put up with her though because she has three minature humans that I like. They give me food when dad isn't looking, and they leave the door open so I can take a stroll when no one is looking. Besides, the little one makes a nice a patsy when I do stuff wrong.

Bio:
I rarely bark. Instead, I make this noise that sounds like a growl, but it is how I "talk". I guess the most important thing to know about me is that I don't like fun being had anywhere in my vicinity. I don't care who it is or what it is. I will not tolerate it. There will be no wrestling or hugging, no cats playfully batting anything around, no puppy playing with a ball. If I see fun, I WILL terminate it.

Forums Motto:
you're not my mom

I've Been On Dogster Since:

July 21st 2006