January 24th 2008 8:51 am
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I have mom trained as you all know. I am up to my tricks again.... I only eat Wellness Senior with a little 95% about a tablespoon (microwaved) and mixed well in my kibbles. It is all nice n warm, I watch to the Bratz eat their kibble with no can >>> BOL BOL only a Grampy gets can!!! humph as it should be. After they get done they like to come over n look at mine.... So I growl and let them know Grampy eats when he is ready!!! So I sit there and look around, stare some at mom. She always say's Now Grampy eat your food!!! Yah talk to my paw lady I eat when I WANT!!!! If I drag it out some mom will go in my favorite place THE FRIG .... I loves Cheese , but only Velveeta none of that cheap stuff for Grampy I tell you!!! oooohhh or sum yummy meat!!!! aaaaaahhhh roast beef .... he he When she opens the door I cock my head you know looks real cute.... she pulls out my velveeta today and puts it on my food.... I look at her , look at my food ..... glare at the bratz ..... then head over to my food. I of course don't give away that I am excited to get my cheese... I sniff the outside of the bowl, then I sniff around the floor.... look at ma .... then eat my food..... Dad thinks I am spoiled he is sooooooooooooo jealous!!! He ain't got the moves of Grampy!!! So one day Dad decided to show me who was BOSS .... YEA WHATEVER DUDE .... so he say's he is going to feed us .... he fixes my food microwave n all ...... but NO CHEESE ..... HEY DUDE I WANT CHEESE ...... Mom is dying laughing cause he ain't showed me who is BOSS!!! I sit there stare at him, cock my head, humph no work ....so I walk off and turn with my butt facing DAD!!! Mom is rolling laughing by now...... Dad goes to ge my bowl n bring it to me.... I look at him like he is crazy.... duh no cheese!!! Dad waits 5 min then goes n gets my cheese... I am smart I hear the fridge door but don't move..... I hear the crinkle of my cheese wrapper.... still don't move or look... Dad comes over and puts my cheese in .... I look at him, look at my cheese, sniff it ..... Dad say's is that good enough for you, your royal highness .... See he is catching on... he is a little slow, maybe he was dropped at birth?? but hey what is a pug to do. See Once again GRAMPY PREVAILS !!!!
Moral of this Grampy tail is that if your human is a little slow, be patient they too can be trained. Remember positive reinforcement works best on them.
Luvs
Harley the Grampy Pug
Hooman Trainer Extraordinare
January 23rd 2008 8:03 pm
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Hello Friends it is I, Harley the Grampy Pug. I simply have to tell you of my adventure today!!! Now you whipper snappers pay attn .... oh you think you are BADNESS and all .... However I have lived to be 16 yrs old and in my day we did things a little different.... Pugsident Irving knows what I am talking about... Well you see I do not appreciate when the peasants (Mom, Dad, Princess Vala V & Cheto) wake me up!!! HELLO PEOPLE I AM SLEEPIN HERE!!!
Well if you are going to wake me up it better be good I mean filet mingon good not hamburger good ... know what I mean??? Yes well you might know might not!! So next thing I know mom is making me and the brats out to potty!!! Is she cracked!!! HELLO 7AM here!!! How can I pee or you know at 7AM for gosh sakes!!! I kinds of stumble around pee on the tree with out falling over.... (that is a whole other story I tell you) ..... peesha anyways ....
Mom puts Princess & Cheto in their playpen ,.... ha ha ha you whipper snappers can't be trusted .... not like us ole timers we know how to train the peasants ... I Grampy Pug never ever get put in the paly pen!!! Yeah thats right!!! No pen for Grampy!!! humph ..So I know anytime the BRATZ go in the pen ..mommie is leaving .... so being the suave sophiscated Grampy I am ... I kinda perk up look cute for her ...you know so she sees me even better ... I think she needs those Bi-Focal things ... Oh wait that is me ... So Mom says to Dad out in garage where my SUV is kept.. (yupp kids Grampy's got a SUV) peasants bought it for me.... I let them use it every now n then... oh yeah back to my story ... she says to Dad that she is taken ME ... Ha more like I am takin her if you know what I mean!!! BOL ... Well I get my cool collar that LIZZ made for me my leash and a HOT GRAMPY VEST ..made by that MOM .... I am runnin plain crazy I tell legs going all over I got so pugcited I almost plum fell over!!! Mom had to catch me hold me in place so she could get my vest on!!! See vest in my house means a trip in the ride!!! WHOO HOO ... I of course manage to break free after I am properly clothed .... of course I haul booty over to the Princess & Cheto who in turn get really MAD cause Grampy is going not them!!! I laugh in their faces and head for my SUV .... Mom picks me up and off we go to get dad's goldwing outa the shop. It was wonderful I tell you.... Remember the filet Mingon part of this story ... yeah well the truck pulls into none other than DUNKIN DONUTS >..... Grampy RUN ON DUNKIN ...... Mom takes me for a walk while dad goes in to get the yummy's..... I do the Grampy bus so I can make room for a DONUT >... OOOOHHHH YUMMY .... DONUT ...... Dad comes strolling out with 2 drinks..... HELLO DONUT !!!! What is this !!!! OMP the injustice of it.... off again ... so we get dad where he needs to be mom is driving home again... I am plum steamed ... NO DONUT !!!! But I am Grampy I will make her pay!!!! Mom stops to talk to someone ... now is my chance she gets outa the truck to talk shuts the door .... ha ha truck is running ... I look yupp wallet, keys n cell phone, all windows up , all in the truck with me....So I put on a cute face up by the window and WHAAAAALLLAAAA I hit the door LOCKS!!! HA HAHA HA HA HA take that PEASANT .... Don't get me a DONUT will yah .... of course I am still lookin cute and innocent... The look of shock, horror and fear race acrosss her face.... OMP it was PRICELESS I TELL PRICELESS .... I could do a VISA commercial.... she is all oh Grampy, friend is like OMG what are you going to do... MOM could not remember one persons number cause the cell phone has names LOL .......Oh it get's better .... she tries to call me back to door to step on the locks again ... YAH LOSER that ain't going to work!!! HA HA bet you wish you had a DONUT NOW!!! I let her sweat about 5 min .... she got a dog treat from her friend .... yah like I will fall for that!!! PPPFFFTSSS ... Then she says Grampy if you come over here and hit the locks I will ttake you to get a DONUT ,,,,, I pug pinky promise the friends is like sure he understands you!!! I flip her friend the paw walk over to the window and put the window down .... Mom was like it is OK Grampy you are safe ... DUH lady get me my donut ....
NOW that is a well trained human!!! Take notes !!! This actually happened today n is a true story!!!
Lovs
Harley the Grampy Pug
Hooman Trainer Extraordinare
November 11th 2007 3:15 pm
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It was the night before Pugsgiving not a pug was stirring not even a Princess Vala V..... Mom frantic with last minute doings.... running from here to there her hair all a mess.... We tried on our Pugsgiving attire with much fuss.... we knew it was soon to be a pug party. Dad had to work late and mom made sure everything was ready. So on 3 hrs sleep we awakened with a start... finally finally it was our big day!!! PUGSGIVING..... holy pugaroni... we whirled and twirled ,,,, jumped, and Cheto barked. Mom and Dad where not quite awake. Until they stopped for Dunkin Donuts.... The pug mobile was fully loaded ...pugs were piled in and away we went.... We were so pugcited we could barely contain ourselves... It took 1 1/2 to get there!!! Mom and Dad marveled at how we knew that we where finally at the park entrance... As soon as the door opened we lurched and pounced on mom to get us out of the SUV .... Once she had us hooked we drug her through the park so many smells to smell... so many things to see.... Dad got out pug pen set up first thing.. we had a premo spot and lots of pug bedding to lay on ... nice cushions too. We watched and whined at the mom for she was helping dad set up .... we tried to tell her this day was all about us... not hers .... hello hello PUGSGIVING!!!! ... Finally she was done... Whoo Hoo each of us got to ride in the stroller and mingle with the crowd... We were all very sharp dressed.. and had on our new bling bling collars too.... we posed and allowed the people to pet us and pay there respects to us ....Oh what a fun day.... Of course mom bought us more puggie prezzies....
There was so much going on you just didn't know where to be first... Pug PUGS and more Pugs everywhere is was so PAWSOME ...... All the sudden Mom said Gampy it is your time to shine ... Didn't she realize I was shining all day long..... GEEZ... she came and picked me up and in my stroller off I went again... this time she took me in a ring ,,,, what is this I thought as I proudly looked around... I knew I looked quite handsome in my bright blue flame vest it even had my name on it ... Harley the Gampy Pug . I also had my new bling bling bright blue collar on.... I wondered at all the fuss ... Mom was so proud .... I was in the oldest Pug Contest.... I panicked I tried to tell ma I was young not old!!! All the people where talking about me and mom told them my age..... I mean how dare she just say it let alone think I"M OLD!!!! All of the sudden a Big Blue Ribbon appeared ...Well I was so pugcited .. I got a BLUE RIBBON WITH A PAW.... Out of nowhere there was PUG papparazzi snapping photos ... I couldn't even see for the flashes of the camera.... I kept trying to find ma all I could hear is her calling my name..... Gampy Gampy over here...
Well I must say I was quite pleased with myself .... me the gampy pug a blue ribbon winner.... Mom is going to add it to my scrapbook..... All the hoomans kept congratulating mom she told them I was the one to Congrat!!! That she was HONORED to be owned but such a wonderful Gampy Pug ...
and that my friends is how a Grampy Pug got his pretty blue ribbon.
Signed
Harley the Gampy Pug
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