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I have been behaving a little too well lately, so I decided to play a little catch-up a few minutes ago! I must keep up my NAUGHTY ways!
So here's the SCOOP!
While Oliver & I were outside in our backyard to "take care of business"... I decided to shake up my mom a little. So....I found a hole in our old wooden fence that was just my size! I slipped through in a flash... and found myself on the outside of our yard!!! I thought about exploring the big snake filled ditch behind our fence, but opted to run farther on down the backs of other fenced yards... I could hear mom screaming my name and practically begging me to come back through the fence! Hee Hee... I knew that mom is too FAT to fit through that teeny tiny hole in the fence.. and that she already had her hands full will my little furbro.... I calculated that it would take her a few minutes to put Oliver back in the house... find a leash and go all the way around to get to the back.... so I explored leasurely....then found a yard with no fence across the back.... looked around there for a few seconds. But LO & BEHOLD...I heard my mom's pitiful, breathless voice...calling HOLLY ...HOL-EEE... Holllllll-leeee...... I couldn't let her catch me that easily... so I squeezed under a wooden gate and happily found myself in that neighbors FRONT YARD.... WOW the STREET was in sight...I love the street! Mom had apparently seen me as I wiggled under...but then she had to run all the way back to our house and go the long way around.... as she couldn't squeeze under as I had.... WHAT FUN!!!!! In the time it took mom to run all the way around.. to the front- yard.. (and I know she was imagining my lifeless body lying in the street... Hee Hee) I had time to get to the street! And what a sight she saw when at last she could see me! I'm really proud of my naughtiness..... I was in a SQUATTING position... leaving a BIG one RIGHT in the MIDDLE of the STREET! HEEEEEEEEE- HEEEEEEE!
Of course I had to redeem myself a bit so put on a great act of being totally OVERJOYED to see her! I ran full speed to her as though I hadn't seen her in YEARS! Reminded me of one of those old commercials where the girl and guy are running toward each other and everything seems to be in "slow-motion!" Hee Hee...
Well, Mom didn't buy it..and she had some choice words for me... but I hardly noticed as I charged back into the cool air-conditioning... to be greeted and congratulated by Oliver and Peggy Sue who were quite impressed! Oliver even said that I am his HERO and that he wants to grow up to be just like me! Wow.. Life is Good!
That's right pals! I WON... a beautiful TROPHY... for being February's Naughtiest Puppy. I am so proud & honored Thank you Naughty Puppy Club!
Please see announcement below!
"This month's secret extra bonus point-getter was any naughty caper having to do with food! And valentine's day! So our winner is....
Holly!!! For eating the most dangerous, forbidden, treat to the dog world AND surviving! Well done on the caper, and well done annoying your human who I'm sure was wishing she could have eaten that chocolate herself. (mine would)"
(Woofed from Sienna, NPC)
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My Winning Chocolate Caper is below:
I am REALLY proud of this naughty act!
Here's the story:
My mom should have learned by now to put her "school bag" away, as I have often found it and emptied her books, grade-sheets etc... but she is tired a lot and gets forgetful at times.
Last sunday while my mom & dad were out for the afternoon, I noticed that Mom's school bag was in the family room, but unfortunately it was up on a table that was quite high. I noticed a wonderful, tantalizing smell coming from her bag, which is unusual, as books and gradesheets just aren't that appetizing...
To make a long story a bit shorter... I used all of my skills to get the bag down... I stretched... got on my tippy toes.... bounced and jumped.... and somehow managed to get the bag to fall to the floor! Molly is very small and Peggy Sue never jumps, so it was up to me to get the bag down. They always bark to cheer me on in such conquests!
Inside I found the usual boring school things.... yet the wonderful smell was making me drool... Finally I saw the source.... TWO LARGE 3.5 ounce Ghirardelli CHOCOLATE bars!!!!! One was filled with raspberry and one with mint! YUMMY!
When mom & dad came home they were horrified! Holly, Peggy Sue & I were really happy and smiling We didn't know why they looked so worried! Hey it was DELICIOUS! Little Molly was still chewing on the remaining paper from the wrapper....
Mom stayed up all night with us and got really worried about 4 am as she was reading all about chocolate poisoning on the i-net. We are very small dogs and the candy bars were very large! She was not sure if we had shared the candy equally or or not. She also learned that she should have made us thow-up or found an "after hours" vet as we could have died that night. Mom stayed home with us the next day and watched us carefully. None of us ever developed any of the danger signs... vomiting, diarrhea, seizures, hyperactivity or COMA. WE WERE SO LUCKY.. And mom says it is A MIRACLE that we did not get very sick.
That is the story. I think it is right up there with the naughtiest naughty of my life! What do you think?
I have just had the realization that I love Cats! Actually it is a love-hate relationship. I have always found them fascinating... beautiful, beguiling , simply irrestible creatures. So fun and fluffy... inviting play...Then WHAP... the harsh reality is that they are also quite fickle...and have VERY SHARP FEET!
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