Why do I need a haircut?

Mommy has been talking the last few days about my hair getting long. I had the feeling I had to go to the groomers again. Mom says I have thick long hair around my neck and that my tail is very fluffy. I like Mrs. Vickie the groomer but I hate it when she cuts my hair so short, it makes me feel naked. Plus it makes me look like a boy. I love my long hair. I try to tell mommy it doesn't make me hot but she doesn't understand. Every time I get back from the groomers with my short hair cut sissie makes fun of me. I was really happy when I got back though because mommy bought me a new toy and lots of treats!!! I guess it wasn't so bad after all.