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Totally Faye....Totally

Long Time, No Bark...Again

The world has been topsy turvy at the Cozy Little House.
It turns out Daddy wasn't ok after all. Sadly, they found out he had a brain tumor. They told him he was going to die. He has been having all kinds of things done to his head in the past year. They shot zappo beams at it. The zappo beams made his hair fall out in a stripe all around his head. They gave him pills that make him sick and crabby. And, lots of people all over the world have been praying for him.
At first, they said he would die within two years. Now, a miracle has happened! The huge, horrible killer tumor shrunk SO much, they say maybe he won't die for many more years! The doctors didn't expect this, but all the people who pray did! Even one of the doctors says it has to be the prayers.
She says God gives us medical tools to use, but they will only go so far by themselves. Thank you, God! Or, doG, as we canines call him!

So, let's see. Faye-wise, things are pretty ok. Dodie is still around. She is causing all kinds of havoc, because somehow the vets found out why her food was making her sick all her life, and fixed that, much to my horror.
I am the queen around here, and suddenly, SHE is bossing me around!

I am still having all kinds of magical adventures with my friends, the Corgitales.
We adopted a Tiger, named Tigger at Safe Haven Rescue Zoo in Inlay Nevada. He is a cutie. We bought him a ball for Valentines Day. He loves it! His story was really sad before they rescued him. You can read all about him at:http://tiny.cc/zpixx .

That's all for now.
Hi to my friends, Kaley Corgi, (Belated congrats on your ribbons!), the Eins, the other Faye, and the NPC's!

Finally, I get a turn on here!

Many things have happened since I last got a chance to get on Dogster.
We moved to a new house, very cozy, sorta little, thus its name, The Cozy Little House, or CLH. I didn't like it at first, but now I think it is wonderful. I have a special hiding spot behind a bench in Mommy and Daddy's room.
Daddy was sick. His head exploded, I think. They made him go to the hospital, and everyone was very sad, and they all cried a lot. Auntie Lisa (Mommy's sister) came down to visit, and so did Grandfather and Jan (Daddy's stepmother). I liked that part. Then Daddy went to the horspittle.
Dodie and I stayed at Uncle Doctor Willis's for a couple of nights, but then we came home and stayed with Sally and Mommy, except for the night Mommy stayed at the horspittle hotel.
Then Daddy came home. He has staples in his head! It is really cool. And he is OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one is sad anymore.
My friend Mr. Jim came and gave him a zigzag mohawk hairstyle. He looks funny.
Let's see, what else is new. Oh, yes! I met one of my PupPals, Chico, for real. He came over to play, and now we are best friends. His mom and my mom are friends, too. She got to meet Mizzy and Mr Walter, the wizard.
We are all going to go on a walk together. Soon, I hope.
Mommy got a new camera. That is BAD! I hate cameras. No pictures of Faye, please.
The end, for today.

With Apologies to Mr Shakespeare

Dedicated to my friend Mizzy, the Poetess Laureate of our Yahoo Group, "thecorgisspeak"

How To Ruin A Rug
by Faye

Find a Puddle, three days old,
Big enough for it to hold
All these things which I have tried,
Some from which I nearly died.

Eye of gecko, toe of frog,
Stir it on a night of fog.
Bubble, bubble, it's no trouble.
Doggie mischief on the double.

Sandal made of finest leather,
Stir them gently with a feather
From a catbird, dead and wet.
Eat one whole, and fool your vet!

Add some undies. Pick the best.
I like bras and socks. The rest
I leave to you to choose.
A modest list, you can peruse.

Kleenex, dead rat, baby bird,
Other doggy's fresh made t*rd,
Cd cases, cds, too!
All these can go in the stew.

Now, lap it up, dear puppy mine.
Drink long. Drink deep. It tastes divine!
Run inside, and then just wait.
Help your mom redecorate.

Copyright 2006 Ann-Marie Meyers (for Faye)
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