Food glorious food

It's all good. Food is good. It could be mine, could be Otto's, could even be Dad's on the table. What wild animal in the world wouldn't eat food if they could see it and smell it and get to it? Not me. I'll have some of everything.

pet me please

all i ever want is for people to pet me. It's not so much. they don't have to spend a lot of money or take me fancy places. All I ever want is for them to pet me. I do like it very much if they take me to petco or the river or take me to walk at Tripiny or feed me a special goodie but none of that is necessary really. All i really want is for them to pet me. Under my chin especially

it's almost Brismas

the tension is mounting cuz it's almost Brismas and i don't even know what happens on Brismas. Lucky we have plenty of people here to deal with it when it happens. so if it is a earthshake or a neeclipse of the moon or even a cat invasion we will have lots of help. We have Bill and Nina and Cathy and mom and dad and of course Otto who will sit back an analyze all the options of what to do about Brismas.

So far in figuring out what is Brismas this is what i know: trees come in the house and little packages of red and green paper lay all over, and there is lots of cooked meat and cooked sugar and last night there were two pieces of juicy fat that mom gave me and Otto. Let's see also what else, um, well Bill and Cathy are here no I said that already, and oh there are more computers than usual cuz everyone has a computer, so there are 5 people and 5 computers so we will know when the neeclipse of Brismas starts or the cats start to move in. Mom learned yesterday that Dad's lab worker has a cat named Mr Kittens isnt' that great?

I know I sound dumb it's just that they don't tell us dogs all the details

the house is full of people to rub my ears

There are three extra people here now! They came yesterday. One is Nina who we know the best cuz she lived in Ostin, remember? for a whole year two years ago. The other two are Bill and Kathy who were here last Christmas. Everybody seems to know the trick of squirting us with water to keep us from jumping, but they also have noticed that i know how to do "down" now. I proudly do my trick for anybody who tells me to.

Now Mom has only one day left!!!!!

When this seminester is done (tomorrow at 10:10!!!) 'cept for ezzams, then mom will spend all day every day just petting us and walking us and feeding us and giving us treats and love and playing flying squirrel and taking us to the dog park and the rivver and giving us rides in the car and helping us chase cats and letting us run at tripiny and everything will be wonderful and life will be great and happy times for the whole wide world!

dog cartoon characters: (help me out cuz i won't remember- them all)

Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
Marmaduke
Odie (the Garfield dog)
Scooby-Doo and his mutant friend
Goofy and Pluto (Disney)
Buckles
McGruff
Sparky
Peabody who has a boy Sherman
Snoopy
Fred Bassett
the Taco Bell Chihuahua
Spuds Mackenzie
droopy
Huckleberry Hound
Underdog
There's a dog in "Mutts" but i don't know his name

mom doesn't want to have those dumb cleaner gifts in our- "special gift boxes"

Get that dumb Bissell cleaning ad out of our "Gift Boxes"
Since when is a commercial a gift? A gift is when you don't have to see any commercials!!!

now mom has only three days left

and that adds up as
two days of her science philosophy class
and 1 day of her biology and her biochemistry class

and then she can sleep late if we let her!

Mom's countdown

Since Otto is mad at Mom I will do both her countdowns:
MWF class: 5 to go
TR classes: 3 to go, but x two for two classes, so 6

I don't know why Otto is so mad at mom. When she leaves us she makes sure we get to go somewhere fun, which is Jim's house. Jim is GREAT! He doesn't tell us to stop barking.

at the RIVVER

mom took us to the rivver cuz dad's leg hurts. We walked one way until mom got too hot with her jacket on and had to go to the car to put it away, then we walked the other way. There were lots of people both ways. Today we did not see very many dogs. There was one pair of crazy dogs who freaked out when they saw us and so mom sneaked us under a wire and behind a rivver police truck so we could hide until they moved on, but those dogs (a grownup GSD and a puppy GSD) were the only ones we saw. What we did see that was awesome and wonderful was two people with wheel shoes on, wow did they move fast, and they also had big knobby heads and elbows and knees and wrists, and then we saw 6 people on bicycles and we also saw a lot of runners. We walked all the way down to the locks where the boats go from high up to low down. That must have been what mom wanted to see cuz that's where we turned around. Oh first we got to see the swirliest toilet in San A cuz mom went to the bathroom just like us, well not just like us cuz when we go we don't get to use swirly toilets. Otto thought the toilet was the most amazing thing ever and didn't want to leave the bathroom. My guess is that he was trying to figure out how to pee in it so it would belong to him.