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Those Darn Cats!

Payback!

So, as I said before, I hate it when Reign eats out of my bowl! So, I decided to give Reigny a little payback...

I was sitting on the couch, watching Days of our Lives, when ol' Reign walks over and says to me "Hey dog, you're in my seat."
I look around, replying smartly "Who, me?"
She then gives me this evil cat look and walks away, mumbling under her breath. Since she was already quite fat, I knew that she was going into the spare room to eat some of that nasty cat chow. I was just going to leave her, but I remembered earlier that day...

I waited a few minutes, and then quietly slipped off the couch, stretching and yawning. I crouched like a tiger, and slowly crawled through the den, down the hall, past Chloe's room, and right in front of the spare room.

I thought cats had good hearing! The tags of my leather collar were jingling, and she still didn't hear me over the loud crunching of her kibble. I stood up, and slowly stalked her, making each move as if it were a secret mission. I was getting closer and closer to Reign; I could feel me muscles tensing up as I prepared to give her the shock of her life!

Just as I was opening my jowls and was about to let out the loudest snarl you've ever heard, I sensed something behind me... I turned slowly, to find my eyes laying on another feline... Sage! Sage is Reign's littermate sister. They usually get along, but sometimes they'll fight the fiercest battles I've ever witnessed.

She stared wide-eyes at me, yelling out "Reign, look out!" I snapped my jaws shut, glaring at the silver cat. I then turned back to Reign, only to find that she was crouched beside the food bowl, about to leap! I stepped back, but I was blocked by a box full of Chloe's old clothes.

The black and white cat leaped from the wooden desk, claws un-sheathed and ivory fangs gleaming. I turned, trying to avoid her, but it was too late. The 16 pound domestic short hair had landed on my back, and was hissing and scratching like crazy!

How was I going to get out of this one?!

Grr...

Today, after coming home from a long walk around the neighborhood, I walked in the door to find Reign, my kid's cat, eating and drinking from MY bowls! I couldn't believe it! I'd told her before to never use my bowls! But I had a plan in store for that fat cat... Heheheh...