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@mom // You are welcome! Glad I made your day.

Ha ha! I was just playin' !! Since this is the only website I know of and don't know how to surff the web, thought I'd try to meet, uh, oh I mean tweet my fellow fellas. We'll see if it woofs!

It's Mine. You can't have it, it's mine.

What is it that whenever I want to chew on my favorite stuffed animal, I insist on having you play with me. It's like I am psycologically imobile when it comes to tearing apart a cotton lamb without feeling that I must take it from you, mom. Starting now............well now,........ ok, really, how 'bout now? Would you settle for soon? Good. Starting "soon" I raise my right paw to swear that I will try to not look at you with my brown puppy eyes and sweet overbite and beg, plead, and just short of freak out, for you to chace me around with teddy in mouth (*sorry if there are any other pups out their with the name of teddy - no offense!). Learning to do this on my own will be fantastic and amazing, a triumph indeed! I am truely a happy boy, so when you see me pout or shrugg you off, just know that it's all a game baby, it's all a game. I just love spending time with you as you are the best mom in the whole wide world. Because in the end and either way, the toy it's mine, always been mine, you can't have it.

Love, Chewy

New Shampoo - wooo!

Yes yes...I'm that poet, but DO know it! Ha ha. So today I was lucky enought to hang out with Daddy. I think Mommy couldn't hang out with me today because she had to do erronds and go a bunch of places that wouldn't let me go with her - bummer! When I came home from being with Dad all day, Mom was home too! Yipee! I jumped all over her and was giving her love bites. She was so happy to see me that she gave me a new brush and new shampoo! It's called Cowboy Majic and it's supposed to make my hair more shiny and silky. All was cool, then she started the bath!! I don't kwow what I did to deserve it but she bathed me. I got her good though...when she had me all soapy and wet, I shook with all my might - lol! She didn't seem to mind, but I know I got her deap down - ;P The worst part is when she blow dries me - I feel like I am in a tunnel of wind and I can't get out! It's pure torture really. Well, now I'm fluffy and soft and going to go take a nap on the couch with Daddy - at least he doesn't do any wierd stuff to me.

I'm SO Picky!

I'm only saying this because Mommy says I am. I like to think of myself as having quality taste, that's all :) Plus, I'm no dummy. It's mosty about eating like recently when I get my meals I just can't stomach it like I used to. And I know Mommy tries hard to get me to eat the right stuff because she covers up my dry food with yummy wet food - she's soooo smart! But, on the other hand, I know how to suck all the wet food off and spit out the dry food - not good according to her. So I humor her and wolf down all of it when she's looking. And the thing about my clothes?? Well, last night I saw Mommy on the internet (big surprise) and she was on www.tinkerbellscloset.com and kept saying, "Awe! I'm gonna get you that!" and "You will look soooo cute in that!" To tell you the truth, I am scared poopless - I was so nervous that I farted - ops. On the good side, Daddy is fighting for me so I know I won't ever have to wear pink. But when I get a sister - watch out world!

Planning My Poops

I've figured it out once again. I know already that when I poop my litter box I'm a really good boy, but when I do it outside I'm good too! So, I figure I'll be realllly good and poop other places too, right? hee hee. I decided I can poop every time we go into PetSmart, in the office at the storage unit, and in the hallway :) And let me add that I am a super fly at it too! When we're in PetSmart and the other places she is usually paying attention to other things and other people so I do it when she's not looking! All of a sudden I see her nose flare and she starts looking around and then she goes, "Chewy! Oh no!" I can't help it - I have to laugh!!! I am a sneaky guy all right. I should really ease up though because I think she gets embarassed or something. She's always saying, "I'm soooo sorry" over and over to the other people in the stores. Don't know what she's sorry about, heck - I left a present! :) Maybe I'll stick to my box and the grass area for a while and see where that gets me.

Licks, Chewy

Catching Some Zzzzzzzzz's

Well, I'm trying too, but mommy keeps running all around the house today - eek! If you all know me, I LOVE to be at my mommy's feet where ever she is and when she's on the computer or having a meal it's easy because I know she'll be there for a while. BUT, when she's cleaning the house and doing mad organizing...it's tough because I keep having to get up and move, get up an move...so on and so on. Geesh! What's a dude to do to get here to stay put! I'll just have to play cat today and get little naps when I can. Later on tonight hope she'll settle down :) Oh, and since she is changing things up in her office, I can't find my favorite chew toy. If anyone sees it let me know right away, k????? I'll pay big bones for it.

Lots of licks, Chewy

Mommy Did It....

....and Daddy's gonna kill her - haha. You know he has trouble when she just ties my hair up a bit. He's always sayin', "He's not a girl!" Well it'll teach him when mom gets me a sis...then we'll see what's up - haha. She put two little fuzzy green thingies on my head. I feel like a martian - geesh! We were out doing erronds, just driving around, when we pulled into a new parking lot - yipee! I love the fresh smell of new places. Anyway, we went into a small office which I found out was a groomers! My goodness, I had never seen such a place. There were barking doggies everywhere, and they were all locked up in these cages. I though about rescuing one of them, but they said they were waiting for their master to come and pick them up later on today. Suppose it's old hat for those pups. Then I was swooped up on a table and some lady pulled my hair in all directions. I wanted to do the same to her but I am kinda small. So, after that, came home and Mommy took like a bajillion pictures of me for some reason. Suppose it's cuz I am a stud. Now off to my first big nap of the day. I love napping while she is on the computer. Her fast typing with those nails puts me right to sleep - zzzzzzzzzzz.

Licks a lot, Chewy

Skintamate

Ok, so I licked some Skintamate....geesh....didn't know it was not food! Mommy was shaving and some fell out of the tub and I just couldn't resist! I mean come on, it was Rasberry sent! Well, I didn't like it at all - yuck! I had daddy give me a Zuke's Mini Naturals treat right away. It was chicken flavored, my fav. So I learned that not all things on the ground are for me right? Other than that, I overheard my mom and dad that they are going to take me to the lake today - yipee! Might go to Lake Riley to break me in. Gotta go get ready and put my swimming legs on!

So Excited I Fell Asleep

When I woke up this morning I was so happy to be connected to 'dogster' and meet all the other puppies! So far I have had quite a few requests to be my friend - I'm soooo happy! It's like X-mas or my Birthday! With all the energy I spent celebrating, I am totally pooped and have been sleeping for the last hour. Think my human mom might wake me up soon to go to the salon though. We have lots of erronds to do today. Plus we might see some garage sales we might want to stop at with the weather being so nice. Tonight should be fun b/c daddy will be home and I can jump all over him and get crazy once again.

Licks, Chewy

Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

I hope I can keep all my secrets with you :)

I thought about peeing on the carpet today, but realized I didn't have to b/c I am doing soooo well with litter box training. At first it was hard - I'm a pro now and even wait a few seconds before jumping out...you know, for the dribble. I know Mom is proud for she gives me plenty of yummy treats! Off to take a nap *yawn*.

Lots of licks, Chewy