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A big Day

June 22nd 2006 5:27 am
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6-23-06 i get spayed. Im a little scared. But Mom and Dad well Take Great care of me.

 

Im at the Vet's

June 23rd 2006 6:16 am
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Today i get spay my dad kiss me and said i be fine. Mom drop me off at vet. Ill be done by 1 today and will be going home around 4. Mom and dad miss me and love me

 

Dog Peeves

August 10th 2006 9:18 am
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To my dog loving friends....




Dog peeves about humans

1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here (you
don't see me picking up your poop, do you?).

 

Dog Peeves

August 10th 2006 9:18 am
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To my dog loving friends....




Dog peeves about humans

1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here (you
don't see me picking up your poop, do you?).

 

HUMAN MEDS THAT WORK FOR DOGS!

August 18th 2006 6:23 am
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GREAT SITE THAT TELLS YOU ALL THE HUMAN TAKING DRUGS THAT ARE FOUND AROUND YOUR HOUSE THAT WORKS FOR DOGS PERFECTLY.

IT EVEN TELLS YOU THE AMOUNT OF THE MEDICATION TO GIVE THE DOG DEPENDING ON THE DOGS WEIGHT.

THIS IS A MUST TO PRINT OUT.

The message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments: Shortcut to: http://wynsumgsd.com/meds.html

 

fun

August 19th 2006 6:31 am
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In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the
hair of dogs.
This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the
following symptoms, especially in female humans:

Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Hope you enjoyed it.

 

Twelve days of Christmas by Maynard Minus Music

August 30th 2006 8:13 am
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On the first day of Christmas my owner gave to me
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
1. On the second day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the third day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Eight bones for chewing
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimmingFive home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Nine holes worth digging
Eight bones for chewing
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Ten hounds a' baying
Nine holes worth digging
Eight bones for chewing
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Eleven trees for peeing
Ten hounds a' baying
Nine holes worth digging
Eight bones for chewing
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my owner gave to me
Twelve months of loving
Eleven trees for peeing
Ten hounds a' baying
Nine holes worth digging
Eight bones for chewing
Seven sticks for fetching
Six hours of swimming
Five home-made treats
Four pig's ears
Three belly rubs
Two tennis balls and
A red squirrel in a fir tree.

 

Dog owners warned over sugar-free items

October 3rd 2006 6:24 am
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Reuters News Service
1. http://news. yahoo.com/ s/nm/20060929/ us_nm/life_ dogs_dc
Fri Sep 29, 6:56 PM ET


Keep those sugarless treats out of Fido's reach. Veterinarians
warned on Friday that a commonly used sweetener might cause liver
failure in dogs, and perhaps even kill them.

Their report in the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical
Association appears to strengthen the suspected link between the
sugar substitute xylitol, thought to make dogs sick, and possible
liver failure.

Xylitol, a naturally occurring product, is found in many sugar-free
chewing gums, candies, baked goods and toothpastes.

Researchers Sharon Gwaltney-Brant and Eric Dunayer with staff at a
poison unit of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Animals in Urbana, Illinois, gathered information on eight dogs
treated between 2003 and 2005 after eating products containing
xylitol.

Each dog became ill, and five died or had to be put down because of
liver failure, possibly from ingesting xylitol.

One dog who had to be euthanized had eaten four large, chocolate-
frosted muffins containing about 1 pound (0.45 kg) of xylitol.

"People don't think sugar-free gum can kill their dog. I didn't
before I got into this. But this is something people should be aware
of," Gwaltney-Brant, who co-authored the study with Dunayer, said in
a statement.

Gwaltney-Brant said for dogs, ingesting even a small amount of
xylitol can trigger significant insulin release, which drops their
blood sugar and can be fatal.

"A 22-pound (10-kg) dog who consumes one gram (0.03 ounces) of
xylitol should be treated," she said, adding that further studies
were needed to definitely establish a cause-and-effect relationship.

 

Funny Dog Joke

March 27th 2007 4:11 am
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Blowing His Own Horn

Buffy goes almost everywhere with my mom, except work and (unfortunately) restaurants. Mom and I were meeting for lunch about two weeks after she got him. I arrived first. I told the hostess that I was expecting my mother, and was seated. I heard a horn blow once ... then twice ... then again....



The hostess came back to our table and said, "Your mother and her dog are in the lobby." Buffy had been expressing his disapproval at being left in the car alone even for a short time.



On another occasion, I picked up Buffy, then went to pick up my mother at her church. Buffy must have thought that the sermon was too long, because after ten minutes, he blew the horn. I was horrified! I calmed him down, and he was sitting there like an angel, but then he decided to really lean on the horn!



The amazing part is that Buffy is all of 17 pounds and an Outback's horn is not easy to blow! But you-know-who has it figured out, all too well! This is a picture of him blowing the horn. We were watching from the window.



Melissa Swoager

Pittsburgh, PA



Busted!




Dog Swallows RFID Chip, Starts Car

A woman in Surrey, England couldn't figure out why her car wouldn't start. An Automobile Association patrolman arrived on the scene and the two realized that the woman's dog had swallowed the car's immobilizer chip fob. The immobilizer contains an RFID chip that must be within a certain proximity of the steering column for the key to work. According to a BBC News report, the patrolman put the dog in the front seat, turned the key, and the car started right up.




How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll fix any wiring that's not up to code.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my toys in the dark!

Collie: Wait right there. I'll go get Gramps. Should I ask him to bring a 40-watt? An 80-watt?

Doberman Pinscher: As long as it's dark, I'm going to take a quick nap.

English Pointer: There's a new light bulb there. Right ... there.

German Shepherd: All right, nobody leaves until I find out who broke the light bulb.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worried about a light bulb?

Jack Russell Terrier: Put that ladder away, I can reach it on my own.

Mastiff: I am not afraid of the dark. I am NOT afraid of the dark. For the love of God (sob), will somebody please change the light bulb?

Standard Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it for me. By the time he's done rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pug: Is this light bulb edible? Then forget it!

 

All tagged out

May 25th 2007 5:31 pm
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Hiya pups! My pal Cedar tagged me and now I'm it. I get to choose 7 of my pals to tag.

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here are 7 fun facts about me! Jan

I love going for rides in the car we other go to the park or for ice cream.

2. I love sleeping with mom or dad.

3. I love playing ball with dad or mom

4 I love Ice Cream

5. I love my mom and dad

6. dad and mom get the best treats.

7. I Running and playing with my sister lacy

Pass on the fun...

Your pal,

Jan

I picked

1. Flu Flu
2. king
3. maddie
4. cookie
5. shu shu
6. spot
7. lacey

 
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