August 19th 2006 6:31 am
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In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the
hair of dogs.
This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the
following symptoms, especially in female humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.
Hope you enjoyed it.
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