August 4th 2006 9:23 am
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Ok my dad the last two days has been cracking me up. And if you ahve never heard a dog laugh that's funny in itself.. But anyway, you know how I hurt my foot a few days back? Well dad's got to put this cream on my foot and I lick it off all the time. This naturally, made dad mad so he was going to get me a lamp shade to put over my head. But I knew he was all talk! You know what he did instead? He PUT A SOCK ON MY FOOT! You would think that I wouldn't like it and try to eat it off, but it doesn't bother me AT ALL! In fact, I think I might like wearing socks jsut for fun. I told him to get me some dog socks that have bones on them. That would be funny..
Here's another story that he told me.. I wish I was there.. Dad's such a smart ass.
Dadwas in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Science Diet for me and he was in line to check out.
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog - Duh!
On impulse, He told her that no, he was starting The ScienceDiet again, althoughhe probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time --- but that he lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.
My Dad told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Science Diet nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry &t hat the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to go ahead and try it again.
I have to mention here that dad said that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a tall guy behind the woman.
Horrified, the woman asked if he'd been poisoned and was that why he was in the hospital.
(if you got PG eye's don't read this!)
He told her no; He had been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.
I guess he thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
you see why I love my dad?
August 3rd 2006 6:26 am
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Dad said he's going to buy me a lampshade if I don't stop licking my toe. But he doesn't understand it's bothering me oh so much =( . I went to the doctor yesterday and they had to shave my foot. I'm getting really sick of having odd places on my body shaved.. First my belly because of my operation and then my front arm where they had to put in the IV and now my hind foot because I must have bent back a toe nail.
Anyway on a positive note... I went to the dog park yesterday. It was fun but I wasn't really feeling the running around bit. i was kind of shy around the other dogs so i stuck close to dad. Dad says that I just have to get more comfortable around other dogs. I'm kind of leary since my friend Winston and I got in a little tuffle and he bit me on my ear. Ever since then i have my gaurd up. But the doctor says that that is pretty common for a dog to be wary of other dogs for 4 - 6 months until they get re-adjusted after soemthing like that happens. Dad said we are going out to the dog park more often probably like 2 - 3 times weekly! That'll be fun.
Dad said there was suppose to be a lot of other dogs out there but there was only like 7 of us. But next week there should be ALOT more! I'll bark at you folks later! Have a good day!
August 2nd 2006 9:22 am
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Hey! Thanks to everyone that has been reading my diary. Dad says that I should be a writer or something like that. He thinks I'm so good at typing because I have Du Claws. But little does he know I type with my nose.
So, Dad says I have to go to the vet today because of my foot. I did something to it and it hurts. Dad has no idea what I did. He is thinking I might have tore a toe nail or maybe ripped a pad or something like that. He gets so nervous when something happens to me. He freaks out a little bit he says cause he loves me so!
I kinda bummed out cause dad doesn't know if we can make a playdate tonight because of my foot. I really want too, but I know he has my best interest in mind. I've met some really cool dogs on here! I wanna say whats up to the little hottie Riley! I'm super excited to meet you!! Dad says we will get along GREAT!
I'll write more later! Have a fantatic day!
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